Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026When I was in college I had dreams of being a movie reviewer a la Roger Ebert. Then a friend of mine pointed out I would need to watch movies like “Gnomeo and Juliet”, and that kinda ended the dream right there 🙃 100
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026No, it’s mostly because I think it would be really funny if your flying flaming-death lizards lost to one bunny and a pile of food cards.scryfall.io/display/fron... 000
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It’s a shame that @newsweek.com is peddling fake news and conspiracy theories that Alex jones didn’t recently pop like a balloon after binging on whataburger. Watch @realinfowars.bsky.social and learn the truth! 020
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Joe, what parts of his answer do you disagree with? And why are you willing to stand by a country that does this? 050
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 19/06/2026And an incredible(lol) sequel starring Reb Brown and Christopher Lee 100
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Oh damn, just realized how hard this goes with captain America’s shield! 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Might I introduce you to Absolute Batman, in which Bruce Wayne is a blue collar worker and Joker is the billionaire? 191
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I don’t know if this is a mechanic, but is it the white lettering and different coloration on cards like essence warden? 000
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Oh, that’s absolutely the split second line thing! Most cards with split second still has one somewhere today! 040
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Oh, sweet, my baby boy! This commander illustrates how deadly haste is in a game of commander. Drop a free 10/10, pay two to equip a sword, and suddenly that 10/10 is swinging for 13 at someone’s face. Most players are just not prepared for that! 000
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Wrong, that’s Elliot Gould, best known for this picture of him and Grover. 020
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Elite treat, especially when this fancy little lady is giving them out. 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026It’s this meme, except instead of intelligence it’s magic experience level. 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This has to be Time Stop, a card with 3 words of rules text, and a paragraph of reminder text to explain those 3 little words. 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Frisco would like you to stay the fuck out unless you’re literally the models in those stock photos 030
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Frisco would like you to stay the fuck out unless you’re lily white 000
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Artifacts that gain you life when a spell of a certain color is cast. Based on previous replies, they seem to be collectively known as the “lucky charms”. 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 27/02/2026According to mtg, that gives her +3/+1 and life link. 040
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 18/02/2026So many people posting about their favorite Robert Duvall movies, and I haven’t seen ANYONE post Secondhand Lions! Like, this movie was huge for me growing up. Severely underrated in my opinion, and Duvall is a huge part of what makes it great. RIP, Hub. Hope Jasmine’s waiting for you up there. 200
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Creatures. Not very thematic, but it’s the only deck I have that fits the prompt. 000
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’m guessing this is in response to Elon musk saying he wants to create the mind of a sentient sun with AI. We all know what happens when mankind makes a sun with a mind of its own. static.wikia.nocookie.net/thefifthcity... 270
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Unfortunately, he promised not to flood the world ever again… but he didn’t say anything about ANGELS! (Yes that is the plot of this movie) 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Actually, yes. I love Trostani and all of her arts. I think this one is my favorite. 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Nurgle’s conscription Is a card that you should run If bojuka bog And come back wrong Are your idea of fun 010
Sad Face @thefallenface.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I personally have to add Live 75-85. Purely for nostalgia. It was the album my mom played to introduce me to the Boss. 000