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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly, it would be kind of funny if another country took a page out of Trump's playbook and nabbed Donny Dollhands...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ah, yes, the guy who committed over a billion in Medicare fraud is sure money diverted from Medicare funds will be used "the right way." By which he means, "It's going in my and my buddies' pockets."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Temu Skeletor needs a swift kick down a deep pit.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

1) If they have to "migrate down," it's not full. 2) Why is he holding rallies instead of working? 3) How are these rallies "selling out"? Is he charging for tickets? 4) Suddenly he's okay with migrants! (So long as they're at his totally full, sold out rallies he's holding instead of working...)

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It would honestly be so hilarious if he kicked the bucket right in the middle of his Double Dong Dance, his Twin Todger Tug, his Pair-o-Peckers Prancing, his Two-fist Tango.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It would honestly be so hilarious if he kicked the bucket right in the middle of his Double Dong Dance, his Twin Todger Tug, his Pair-o-Peckers Prancing, his Two-fist Tango.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Heed the words of the spirit of the Cave of Wonders: "Touch nothing but the lamp!"

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This. And any idiot who chooses to sit out because of some "both sides" BS should be smacked upside the head and forever forfeit the right to complain about politics and the resulting hellscape.

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Gibbs Slaps Tony DiNozzo in NCIS

Alt: Gibbs Slaps Tony DiNozzo in NCIS

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

15, 22, same difference, which makes sense when you realize Trump uses R Kelly math...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Could today be the day?? 🤞🤞🤞🤞

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Republicans are nothing but lying, pathetic, stupid pieces of Schmitt.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If he wants something named after him, I propose the following: "I just took a massive Trump in that Port-a-Don."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really want it to happen while he's (barely) upright, to watch him faceplant, then put it on repeat to Yakety Sax.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sir, you must pay the cheese tax! "The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You gotta pay the tax" -"Cheese Tax" --Puppy Songs

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Simple answer: "Follow the money."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That's what the giant butt box is for.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A meteor has the opportunity to do the funniest thing tonight...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sooooo many more Chinese bugs just got planted in the White House.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Krasnov's handler openly brags of Kremlin ties.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's amazing how much worse everything is in the purely hypothetical world you deliberately imagine where everything is 1000x worse than reality.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

THIS is what MSM needs to be doing AT ALL TIMES! Fact-checking and calling out their blatant LIES!

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yes, they should definitely keep leaning into the policies that have put Trump at below 30% approval.

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Muttley's Signature Snicker

Alt: Muttley's Signature Snicker

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably sniffing credit card info to send "donations" to his "campaign" accounts (which all funnel directly into his pocket).

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I had insurance through the ACA ("Obamacare") when I was unemployed. I didn't go to the doctor because I wasn't sick enough to need to go. There were also times I had employer-sponsored insurance and was sick as a dog but didn't go to the doctor because I couldn't afford it.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Blatant and deliberate coded language instructing the base to commit acts of violence.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never heard it, only heard her name from social media posts talking the song. But if I had to pick a current musician named "Ella" from Texas, I'd choose Ella Red in a heartbeat. I mostly listen to 70s/80s, but Ella Red is one of the few modern pop singers I enjoy.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Most normal folks: "It's better to have insurance and not need it, than need it and not have it." MAGA: "It's better to need insurance and not have it, than have it and not need it."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Natalie Harp, aka: !Ivanka I Can't Believe It's Not Ivanka! Temu Vanky Hookerbot 5000 Definitely Not a Russian Handler

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's looking for, quite literally, any excuse to use a nuke.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Because he's so dumB (Did you know there's a "b" in "dumb"? Most people don't know that!) that he doesn't know the word is "mutilation."

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"If you can't afford to fill your truck with diesel, just put regular gas in your truck instead." -Donald Trump, probably very soon

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well, Bill, "inflationary" is certainly one word you could use, but I can think of a few others, "unconstitutional" and "illegal" being two right off the top of my head.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Either he has no clue what "repressive" means, or that's one hell of a Freudian slip.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And anyone who is eligible to vote but chooses to sit out as some form of "protest" forfeits the right to complain about the outcome and the resulting consequences.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"We were told in April 2020 that if you got hit by a car but you also happened to have covid, they considered that a covid death." The only ones saying that were conspiracy theorists, crackpots, and foreign trolls/bots pushing those lies on those same addlebrained MAGAts.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Grim Reaper had the opportunity to rid the world of two of the most evil octogenarians, and instead took two of the most beloved.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He is the (barely) living embodiment of "If I can't have it, NO ONE can!"

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