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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3)

@theetalleststeph.bsky.social
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LA nerd, universal dork, book/movie lover and August Leo! If you wanna bless me for my birthday month, feel free tosend some coins my way at $buffyandi8609. Thank you!

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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hello!
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Muah!!!
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been unemployed all year. I walk into a spot looking for forklift jobs and mfs be thinking I'm there to apply for cleaning positions. Then say I don't have enough experience when I've got 5 years.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn you really do gotta save doggy for last, cuz once you look back at him, he DONE done.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I lied. Ima eat the rest of these fuckin cookies first. Then ima go to bed. That was 3 separate workouts 😈
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man stretched out in my bed, passed out and his snores sound like cat purrs. He said he never had it so good, and the head game was sensory overload. He DONE done. And now I can get some sleep 😈
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Black people are too naturally, universally, multi-talented and gifted to be stooping so low and beneath themselves to use Chat GPT/AI. Stop that. A blueprint doesn't need a manufactured blueprint.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made a part two! Part 3 sometime this week.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"So How Come You Still Single?" pt. 2 #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"So how come you still single?"
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheereen is not a friend to Macklemore. Also - not taking sides IS taking sides. You give the opp more power by being a scratchy pussy.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The rape scenes in both Hills Have Eyes movies absolutely did not need to happen. Other than that, they were fine.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Both of these would drive me outside of my mind, lmao 🤣
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking at wigs and ways to enjoy biscuits besides butter and jelly.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You wanna date and meet people, yet you can barely form words or construct a proper sentence. And punctuation? At pushing 40, who needs that to be understood? Then wanna say, "I'm from [insert city] this how we communicate lol." So you're saying everyone where you're from is stupid? Ok. #dating
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not the sheep chasers! 😷😶😷 #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I got to meet David Dastmaltchian at Golden Apple Comics today! He was chill and down to earth. And he let me have some bracelets, too! ❤️🤟🏽❤️
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you need a couple chuckles, they cookin Carrie Underwood ho ass over on Threads. Don't be making posts about our Dolly if you stay glazing trumPy shiddyboody ass.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We can't have safe hair accessories, food, or even the good white people. Cuz not only did we lose Dolly on the 25th anniversary of Aaliyah's passing, but Grim done came and took Tim Curry ass, too. And not even just "good" white people. SPECIFICALLY the ones Black people fuck with! #blacksky
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I physically lawled in public 🤣🤣🤣
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/08/2026
Black kinfolk: Never forget to leave room for whimsy whether it be in your day to day life or even work. Joy is resistance. Resistance is joy. Both go hand in hand. Authoritarian structures work hard to deny u both, ergo u must quintuple your efforts when you find them & spread them to others too!
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Excited Kid Dancing on Chair in Classroom
Alt: Excited Black Kid Dancing on Chair in Classroom with other Black Kids joining in
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Target really went and made a jiggaboo suit. I guess losing $12 billion wasn't enough of a loss for they dumb ass. Ah well, we stayed away, now we super stayed away from that ass! #target #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes and it's unappreciated. 🍪🍫🍩
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026
That cartwheel down the first baseline was MONEY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THE FIRST non-Musk sponsored lunar shuttle off this planet is where I'd be if I were her. No warnings, goodbyes, nothing. I'm off, outta here, don't air this clip. Just burn it and the very room we sat in, lol.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The crow distribution system saw fit to air drop some food to Willow. I guess they're friends now, lol.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you need further proof that November a boring ass month - check how many of us got birthdays this month 😂😂😂 #leoseason #augustbirthdays #birthday #summerbaby
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our building had to get a new backflow preventer because someone came through overnight and stole it. When I say I was super confused this morning when I went to run the tap! I had to touch the wall to make sure my ass was awake. Them fools said none of y'all washing y'all asses in the morning! 😷
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Idk what the #WAWG event was for/about - I'm just thrilled to see so many Black people up and down my feed locked in embrace smiling big and showing love. That just makes my heart happy. I love that y'all met each other and had made memories! Now brang that ish to LA! 🤟🏽🫶🏽🔥🖖🏽
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Both of these hwhite women are such posers. A fake goth and a Black cosplayer better be the dumbest shit I see all week.
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No nigga, I would not. #blacksky #AddToBlacksky #losangeles #wtf
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They could also just throw the whole business away and let mom-and-pop shops open up and serve their communities. Cuz this bland bullshit? Even the homeless people around the Cane's are like, "That's a no from me, dawg."
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy Chairteenth, my beautiful people!!! ✊🏽🧢✊🏽 #blacksky #AddToBlacksky
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I bought some cinnamon raisin English muffins earlier today, and I was about to go toast one for oral enjoyment. Oral enjoyment couldn't happen because as I picked up the bag, I saw a fuzzy bump on one. They keep selling expired and/or moldy ass food. Wtf are these dummies doing? 🤢 #Ralphs #NoHo
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Power Puff Girls would blow through half the Avengers, JL, and Invincible mfs just in time to pick up they order at Taco Bell. Fuck is they talm bout?!?
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I adored this movie. Every movie Spider-Man pops up in, he's gotten closer and closer to his book character. His movies are always better than the previous one!
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Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩 @alstonf87.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is the most Comic accurate Spiderman movie I have ever seen. 💯🕷🕸
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm about to start doing some strange-for-change shit to be able to afford to get my truck fixed. I can't w/LA Metro! Every time I go to Long Beach, something happen with or on these trains! Tonight? A whole ass truck got turnt into a pretzel and we got evacuated off by LAFD. 🫣😎
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's my birthday weekend! If you wanna bless me with birthday Reese cups and golden apples, hit up the $app at buffyandi8609 🦁 thank you! 🦁 Ima need the gym come next week!
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This the last week of my 30s! I'm approaching 40 with wide eyes and gratitude! She gon be here on August 3rd! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #blacksky #AddToBlacksky #losangeles #purplehair #birthdaygirl #leoseason #leo
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If I gotta see Spooky Glitch McConnell, so do you. Observe. 🫪🫪🫪 #blacksky #AddToBlacksky #losangeles
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Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Agreed
Clips from the final scenes of the X-Men 97 opening credits with a post pasted on top that says “x-men 97 needs to replace the Skip Intro with a Repeat Intro button”
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh shit! Cheap gas!! #blacksky #AddToBlacksky #losangeles #wtf
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This. I say this to people all the time!
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Limber up! Ya knees and joints finna be a lil crunchy, but do not let that stop you from taking cruises, country hopping, showing yo and out, and having fun. It goes by fast - sprankle some sparkle across them years! #addtoblacksky #blacksky #thirties #life #havefun
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shiddy Boody really out here trying to put himself on currency. Need to just gon head go to hell w/his friend Lindsey. #blacksky #addtoblacksky #losangeles
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Thee Tallest Steph (8/3) @theetalleststeph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm turning 40 this August! Tell me where the fun weekend spots are so I can turn up the entire month! #blacksky #AddToBlacksky #losangeles #summerchild #birthday
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