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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Onion: DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 25/10/2025
Amazing how people who call themselves "leftists" will end up defending ICE because Bernie Sanders said Trump's border policies are better. The borders of the US are literal violence on stolen land with dozens of atrocities committed daily to enforce them. You defend them if you want to. I won't.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 24/10/2025
"Mother, why do you spend so much time staring at the glass box that makes you angry?"
Junie peeking out from behind my laptop.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 17/10/2025
Today's follower complaint is that I'm "too negative" and my "toxic energy" is ruining the country. I need to focus more on "the good things about America" and "choose to be happy instead of miserable all the time." *looks around at the country* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.
This picture is from about 5 minutes after being hit. A visible bruise is forming on my right cheekbone and by my right eye.
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Asylum Comic @theeasylumcomic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
And this lesson carries over to jobs
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
“NETANYAHU - MURDERS - HOSTAGES!" An archive video from mass protests in Israel that have erupted last year against Netanyahu regime killing its own people as well as innocents in Gaza If it would happen in the Germany they would be arrested for Antisemitism
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Asylum Comic @theeasylumcomic.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm so glad you buckled it in
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𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚢🐺 @biteyfriend.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
guys guess what i bought a pumpkin🥤🎃
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2025
‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie
‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/10/2025
A few years ago, I was at a fundraiser for the legal aid nonprofit I worked for and ended up talking with a (very) wealthy cishet white man who funded the agency's work. He was quite upset with me. He said that he increasingly believed that free or low cost lawyers were bad for progressive values,
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Sunny D (CAT DAD) @sunnydionysus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
8 months on testosterone!! Coming on a year soon
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
New Yorker cartoons nail it again.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I said what I said.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
American citizens are far more afraid of the so-called "law enforcement" agencies than the "terrorists" they claim to be going after. Don't you dare say, "This is no longer the United States." The f*ck it isn't. There are tens of millions of Americans who claim they are sick of this BS.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2025
This whole thing where they threaten to shut down the government constantly to hold the minority party hostage until it caves on every single demand after a few performative speeches is getting extremely tiresome.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
SCOOP — The White House instructed all federal agency leadership on Tuesday to send out a mandatory message to workers blaming the impending potential government shutdown on House Democrats, The Handbasket was first to learn. Absolutely no modifications to the email were permitted. My story:
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Trump mandates all federal agencies send email blaming Dems for potential gov’t shutdown
Workers call the partisan email "a vile slap in the face."
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dr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Psychiatry is the funniest discipline on the planet. You'll hear about this seminal incredibly influential groundbreaking text from the 90s and when you read it it's like "we've confirmed for the first time that treating your child like shit makes them unsuited to live life as an adult"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2025
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband. Today they attacked two journalists. We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
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ICE agents assault amNewYork reporter at Federal Plaza immigration court; another journalist seriously injured after shove | amNewYork
ICE agents assaulted amNewYork's own Dean Moses, and allegedly attacked another journalist, on Tuesday morning as they were documenting the ongoing arrests of
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I deeply respect and care about people on both sides of this debate but like frankly they are grabbing people from their homes in the dead of night and dragging them screaming to the torture camps who gives a shit if an individual trans person is leaving or not Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress. Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights. But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds
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Sunny D (CAT DAD) @sunnydionysus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I feel like when a queer person comments "JD vance is a failed drag queen" It's entirely an different context than when a cishet person says it.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2025
I cannot express how tired i am of thinking about, worrying about, talking about, and stressing about whether it's time for me to flee the United States while I have the means and opportunity to do so.
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Trans Woman Support @tws-website.com · 25/09/2025
And remember, they will name other communities extremists, what this regime wants is control of the masses. #riseup #standup #resist #revolt #respect #support #change #together #love #nomorehate #transgender #lgbtqiap2s Be loud, show your pride with our merch store! tws-website.com
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Final Squirrel @vootins.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm a bad person. But I think I could be a good something else. Like a pet, maybe.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
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Trans Woman Support @tws-website.com · 23/09/2025
Bigots #riseup #standup #resist #revolt #respect #support #change #together #love #nomorehate #transgender #lgbtqiap2s Be loud, show your pride with our merch store! tws-website.com You can also support us directly on Ko-Fi ko-fi.com/transwomansu...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
how do I explain the concept of anesthesia to a cat. I am not starving you, I am trying to keep you from aspirating when the vet cleans your teeth tomorrow.
Heated, a sweet striped orange cat with a white chest and white mittens, stands expectantly. She is being very polite but her eyes are huge and it is clear she does not understand why she’s not getting dinner.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 21/09/2025
shaved 95% of my body and used all my lovely little soaps and body butters so god cursed my hubris and gave me a migraine before I could have sex with my wife
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 20/09/2025
Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.
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