Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 30/09/20263.05 The Virtual Zone of Our Control The Lyman front collapses while Moscow fakes videos with AI. Deficits breach 7.7 trillion rubles, new caged Z-loyalists, and the Kremlin decrees its own victory. theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-05... Support Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 011
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/09/20263.04 Who Pays for the War theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-04... The election is over, the supermajority is secured, and the bill has arrived. Leaked Kremlin chats, Baltic nuclear deterrence, and a panicked empire. Support Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 041
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/09/2026Welcome to The Eastern Border. Yesterday, Rēzekne, 10min from city center. 0100
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 21/09/20263.03 History of Non-Elections theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-03... The Tsar rigged the math. The Soviets rigged the ritual. The Kremlin built a black box. 120 years of Russian elections, family testimony, and the 2026 Duma vote dissected. Donate to Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 131
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 19/09/20263.02 Pre-Voting in a Non-Binding Pseudo-Referendum. Sort-of. theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-02... Russia's 20% OFZ debt spiral, Trump's Bahamian bribes, the great asset plunder, and phantom elections in ruined cities. The terminal market. Support Ukraine here: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 010
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/09/20263.01 Vranyo theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-01... Our historical (and modern) autopsy on Vranyo in all it's forms and appearances is out now. And, of course, support Ukraine via Car4Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 072
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 12/09/2026Ludza art school kids might be on to something... 021
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 10/09/20263.0 Hardcore Eastern Border (A @dancarlin.bsky.social tribute) theeasternborder.lv/podcast/3-0-... Welcome to the season 3. I pay dues to the great master. AI-faked victories, burning refineries, $124B burn rates, debt slaves, and a nuclear doomsday cult waiting for a miracle. Welcome to Münster. 131
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 09/09/2026Well, time to record 3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border: The Prophets of Doom. (A Dan Carlin tribute) 140
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 06/09/2026And of course, support Ukraine! car4ukraine.com/campaigns/au... 011
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 20/08/2026Look at the beauty doing the technical check in Ludza today 011
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026We've got a LOT of the tasty yellow shroom for dinner today 170
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 17/08/2026Russian tank fears Latvian chanterelle sptlot. 121
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/08/2026And here's yet another proof of why Russia is a religious experience. 040
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 14/08/20262.51 The Pirate, the Piglet, and the Cartel theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-51... Metallica-themed autopsy of Russia's collapse. Fake maps, shadow draft of medics, 1,400km drone voids, Ouroboros economics, & Kadyrov's 36k army preparing for the North Caucasus cartel war. 252
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 14/08/2026Russian MoD posted a warning to Ukraine: "As snow on the head. You'll freeze in winter!" Ukrainian MoD responds in the best Radio Yerevan traditions: "We'll warm ourselves with the fire of Russian oil refineries." 096
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 13/08/2026Asked Gemini to give me a sountrack for my next episode script. I was VERY angry for this one. He picked golden era Metallica. You can give this a listen to get in the mood. 140
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 02/08/2026Woke up and checked what's up on Telegram. I feel we can say the gas explosion theory is dead and buried 0142
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 31/07/20262.48 Dark Autumn for Russia 2 theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-48... Dark Autumn 2: The Ponyatiya-filtered audits of April predictions I made, against ISW delusions as Russia's logistics spine burns, Wildberries collapses, and the cartel state enters terminal failure. 1144
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 29/07/20262.47 I am a Bobbit Worm and I do "BLOOP" youtu.be/_ChUkgwosqQ Ukrainian drone Bobbit worms snap Russian logistics in half. Crimean blackouts, digital Gosplan price-fixing, Z-sphere panic, and our official endorsement of Count Binface for Clacton. (Has video this time) 342
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 28/07/2026Russian economy is BEYOND screwed, irrespective on anything at this point. 1205
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 27/07/20262.46 National Peculiarities of Russian Freemasons theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-46... From SVO Masonic lodges in Rostov to pawnshops charging 77% interest on wedding rings, I dissect the apocalyptic delusions, burning logistics, and final collapse of the Syndicate State. (YT version incoming) 241
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/07/2026Deus Vult! t.me/Love_Russia_... If there are any actual lodge members here, have a laugh. 020
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 24/07/20262.45 The Wildberries Extinction Event theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-45... As Ukraine’s drone campaign liquidates Russia’s Amazon and frontlines run out of gas, the Kremlin’s vranyo engine collapses into AI-generated lies, friendly fire, and pure Z-patriot panic. 253
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 14/07/2026It always feels amazing to see that you've really helped some very real, awesome people. Just got this thank you message for the last campaign. If you want to be awesome too, here's the current campaign! And it earns you a special Eastern Border podcast badge too! car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su... 0113
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 08/07/20262.43 …but it sometimes rhymes theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-43... Imperial hubris mirrors 1904 as drone strikes dismantle Russia's refineries, forcing a 25k-ton daily fuel deficit, hyper-inflation debt traps, digital rationing, and total elite structural rot. 381
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 07/07/2026IOC is now disliked by absolutely everyone. Z vatniks are not happy either. Personally, I find this hilarious. 061
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 06/07/20262.42 The Pantyhose Filter theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-42... The imperial well runs dry. We track the 69-hour fuel queues, Cossack vigilantes hunting Crimeans, military MPs getting fragged, and the terminal August 2026 convergence. Donate to Car4Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su... 251
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 26/06/20262.41 All Hail Hypnotoad theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-41... youtu.be/W5qS9-ZTZ_w Glory to Hypnotoad. Donate to Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su... 273
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 22/06/20262.40 Fraud Watch theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-40... Fuel panic hits Moscow, small aviation collapses, and Z-patriots lose their minds on live video. An unfiltered autopsy of an empire running on empty. Oh, and I'm quoting Moscow mayor Sobyanin in my thumbnail. (After his acc was hacked.) 283
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 19/06/20262.39 Vranyo for Dummies The Russian imperial simulation hits physical reality at terminal velocity. An unfiltered Gonzo audit of empty air defense grids, $95B deficits, and paid crowds. theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-39... Donate to Ukraine: car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su... 083
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 15/06/20262.38 Existential Fanfiction theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-38... Happy Anniversary to The Eastern Border! Rot, corruption and Vladimir Solovyov writes a fanfic where he gives himself superpowers. Also, and intro greeting in (very broken) Japanese. Check out all our anniversary collabs too! 192
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 11/06/20262.37 The Simulated Empire theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-37... Inside Russia’s 2026 simulation: Pink war trucks, 1,000km security voids, and an entire army command leaked on Telegram. Welcome to the 13th-century fiefdom. 263
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 08/06/20262.36 This was supposed to be SPIEF 2 theeasternborder.lv/podcast/226-... French jets intercepting drones over Latvia, systemic collapse at SPIEF 2026, rationing in occupied Crimea, and frontline Z-patriots mutinying. The unvarnished reality of a dying empire. YouTube is uploaded. No sleep for 36h 051
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 07/06/2026So, I've caught up. Kind of. 2.35 SPIEF 2026: We can. But Why? youtu.be/GacH4k3S0_g?... The elite feast at SPIEF 2026 while Crimea starves for fuel and the Oreshnik hits a shed. We dissect the Russian mafia state's embrace of a 20-year infinite war. Happiness is mandatory. 2103
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 05/06/2026The Eastern Border x Decoding Trolls Car4Ukraine.com Fundraising Livestream Tomorrow! (You don't need a substack acc to watch, and it'll also go up as an episode after.) open.substack.com/live-stream/... 010
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 04/06/2026From Avito: 'Security guard for a forest hospital in SMO', pay from 230,000 rub/month. Good vacancy, no deceit whatsoever. 161
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 04/06/2026Russian tactical genius in Crimea: Mobile air-defense trucks can't hunt the Ukrainian drones blowing up fuel depots... because they have no gas to drive. The frontline is aggressively begging the gov for fuel to do their jobs. Pure Ouroboros. 🎪🇺🇦 071
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 02/06/20262.34 The Clone Trap is Burning theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-34... Crimean gas ration cards, burning refineries, and oligarchs buying heavy weapons for the post-Putin civil war. We break down the systematic economic and social collapse of the Russian state. As usual. 481
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 01/06/20262.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-33... In this special episode of The Eastern Border, Evita and I perform a deep-dive regulatory and macroeconomic audit on the Russian import-substitution food economy. YouTube version at 3.30AM tonight. 361
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 31/05/2026We'll have a very special 'cheerful' episode later today, ft. Evita 040
Kristaps Andrejsons @theeasternborder.lv · 30/05/20262.32 Orthodox Armoured Polyethylene theeasternborder.lv/podcast/2-32... Corporate PMCs, AI drone slaughters, and a collapsing housing market. I dissect Russia's rapid descent into a neo-feudal wasteland fueled by institutionalized grift. YouTube version uploading. Also, 2.31 is out too. 211