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duffdan

@theduffdan.bsky.social
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Writer. Artist. Creator. Stealing Spielberg: blcklst.com/projects/202353 Digital Sketchbook: instagram.com/theduffdan/ Art: duffdan.com Theatre: vampirefuneral.com

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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 18h
Woohoo! Nice!!!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23h
One way text stream to wife who is at work to tell her how handy I am. Still awaiting reply.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Life is messy item #72: unclogging the kitchen sink p-trap.
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Max Greenfield (Schmidt) Dry Heaving
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chipping away at a new story, one bit at a time.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany...
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Tiffany problem - Wikipedia
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you heard of the Tiffany Problem?
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wild colors in the sky.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No worries! Hoping for empty roads for ya!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1975: we didn’t call them compression socks. They were just…socks. 🤣 That’s me giving the cool thumbs up.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I came here to see if anyone else thought the same! 🤣
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And holler when you are close. I’ll come out and take a pic for ya.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you hit Springfield (birthplace of Route 66) be sure to check out the new queens gate for a photo op. www.springfieldmo.org/queens-gate-...
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Queen's Gate 66
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1,826. Hemorrhoids
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Comments like the ones you got are useless without the “why”. Back those comments up with something useful. Otherwise you (them, not you) are just being a d!ck.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If everybody’s talking, who is listening? 🤔 (Most likely answer: the algorithms. You’re talking to the algorithms.)
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Middle daughter is working on a farm just outside Chicago on the weekends. Check out this drone shot of their corn maze!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a nice feature. Helps for those of us not so savvy.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blacklist now providing social media images for reviewed scripts. Here’s mine for Stealing Spielberg. Still available, y’all. Holler if you want to read. #scriptsky
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good tips. Gracias!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of great looking posters for film scripts today. Wondering who is making these? Are you all doing them yourselves? Go to person to recommend? I have two features I’d love to have a poster for, but don’t have that skill. #scriptsky
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cubs relievers have me like:
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Big Matthew (BM) Says 'I Can't Bro'
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yawns are like pop tarts in that if someone near you yawns you reflectively yawn as well and if someone mentions wanting a pop tart, then you wanna pop tart too.
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WWE Cora Jade Eating Pop Tart in Gym
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Raise your hand if you've ever licked your thumb, used it to clear a smudge off your laptop screen, and then used the bottom of your t-shirt to wipe off the residue. 👋
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Yeah Yep Expression
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How I feel today: 🎶 Allergy Man, Allergy Man…suffering like an Allergy Man 🎶 (To the tune of Particle Man, by TMBG).
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Allergies
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have not heard that phrase before, but I love it!
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s a good one too. 👊🏼
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else find themselves using the phrase “my goodness” a lot these days? Trying to get up from a chair: my goodness. Cleaning up cat barf: my goodness. Taking in general state of the world: my goodness.
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C-3PO Says 'Oh, My Goodness'
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He might get to 50 hrs before he gets 40 stolen bases.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me too!
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Fingers Crossed
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*sent… dear lord. 😩
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just send query to big name at agency that apparently checked out my profile on LinkedIn. Coulda been an accident? Who knows. Taking my shot. #scriptsky #StealingSpielberg
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Hey There Little Performer
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Top shelf cheese sounds like a hockey term. Did you see that shot? Top shelf cheese, man. Top shelf cheese.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pulled up to the UPS store at 9:24, no one in parking lot. In and out in less than 30 secs. In car reading email, ten cars pull in. Wierd.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who's the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
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Mark Zuckerberg with a Mischievous Smile
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Naming contest for giant boulder unearthed at O'Hare airport. My name suggestion: Steve. #O'HARE #SteveStone
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This 50-Ton Prehistoric Boulder Was Unearthed at O’Hare, Contest Is On To Name It
The Chicago Department of Aviation launched a naming contest for a giant boulder unearthed at the airfield.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Home from hockey. Man, I miss being on the ice. Body will pay for it tomorrow, but felt so good to be back. #beerleague #hockey
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LA Kings Jeremy Roenick's Iconic Hockey Dance
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Agreed. Bullpen is a problem.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Correction: pitching staff lost. 🫤
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cubs D and bats should be ticked off.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like Ian, but have mixed feelings about how he’s helping this year. And then I saw this chart. His D has always been good. I was concerned about his plate appearances. Not sure how this happens.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone else getting this email offering query research for fee? I spend quite a bit of it of time researching who I want to reach out to. Couldn’t imagine farming this out, and paying? Nope. #scriptsky #query
Email solicitation offering to research potential targets for screenplay queries.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thanks David. I’ve benefited from other writers sharing their personal writing insights so felt I should too.
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Following up on BL thread. Views and downloads have slowed significantly since this post. Seems to have coincided with back to school time frame. Will likely pause hosting after current month ends. Unrelated note (maybe?), someone from The Gersh Agency checked out my LinkedIn page. 👀 #scriptsky
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I broke my glasses. 😢
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Aura Aurateur with Broken Glasses
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duffdan @theduffdan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Solved a structural element with a new story. Now to update outline and see what impact it has.
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Scooby-Doo Mystery Solved!
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