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@thedudewhosadude.bsky.social
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Gender Apathetic. Fraysexual. That guy you used to jerk off to yeaaaars ago. Occasionally I'll shitpost porn. Tribute at throne.com/thedudewhosadude justfor.fans/dudewhosadude onlyfans.com/thedudewhosadude #NSFW #BBBH

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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wedding cock!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Iconic hockey gear: obtained
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Dad accidentally sends you this text. What do you do? (Wrong answers only)
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Make me leak
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How to seduce your team's captain:
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here cums the money!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He just wants to say hi!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
C'mere, I got some special eye drops for you
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My leg pads! And a pretty unorthodox toe tie! Check em out on my Throne!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Keep staring
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy fuck. Lookit me as a little baby gay. Husband now knows better than to expect me to come home without bruises, scratches, or bite marks. 🤣
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My blocker, working as a cock blocker! $50
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh hey little guy, what you doing down there? I'm pretty short so you must be a real small one!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My goalie mask! The most expensive part of my used kit 🤑
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Goalie jock! Basically a cod piece! $70 for a double cup. Might start offering these for sale 🤔
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gonna be showing off my new (used) goalie gear this week! Reimbursement on my Throne. First off, pants!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today's my first day in tendie gear. Got a good sweat on in these! 🥵
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fuck yeah boy, empty yourself for me!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My leather sub has been for a DECADE trying to get me outfit properly. But y'all know I won't go for just any common thing! Today - got the invoices, paid em up and notified the sub. And bam! Man's been leaking at work from making it real. 4 digit send at once! You wanna? 🤑
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thanks for spending time with your Dad on Father's Day, kid. ...well, you're someone's son!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My pups need a good cleaning!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Open up
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My tattoo is healed! My leather sub, without leather to buy for me (currently, its coming!) needed to get used hard and this tattoo in its entirety climbed out of that need!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oxygen rich
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Its my birthday - what present did you get me? throne.com/thedudewhosa...
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ooh these dawgs could use a wash! How about your tongue?
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
You got no idea how soaking wet these base layers get. The stink is ROUGH once they dry up 🥵
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Alright y'all did I take a fat load to the face, or a huge toke of weed?
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yesterday for his birthday, my leather sub decided he wanted to get his wallet fucked hard and paid out for my tattoo! Oh the things that leaky cock of his will have him do...
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"I kNoW mY bOdY" - faggot please, as if I don't?
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🤍
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is why straights push back against us having rights. They can't stand how easy it is for us to fuck. They hate us cuz they ain't us. Me and my local 🐗
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Where you been? HOCKEY. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS HOCKEY.
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
On the underside of my dick is the yen, ¥! Wanna know what ¥3143.50 is in USD? 😈 throne.com/thedudewhosa...
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Oh you wanna see my piercings?
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Someone explain to me why the belly swirl is like, +1000% to sexual attractiveness here? Cuz 🤤
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
$plurt throne.com/thedudewhosa...
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
FUCK AI, christ 💀 My viral load wasn't even tested! Mind you, this is the same doctor I've had since before I seroconverted, so he knows for SURE I'm poz.
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Can we talk about how since the world revolves around me, clearly someone at @PolariGroup saw my ovipositor video and was like GENUIS we'll make a moon cup but for shit!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
PALM FUCKING SPRINGS! Went to CCBC for their BearUnion (thanks for the load @pupbotox.bsky.social), then back to Zoso for Furball, met back up with these fellas I saw on my first smoke break, ended the night with them and almost missed my flight! 🤣 It all worked out though!
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh hey. Who am I seeing in a couple days at IBC?
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Be my Valentine! ...on throne 😉🤑 throne.com/thedudewhosa...
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm back! Getting off my base layer after hockey this morning. Why aren't you here getting addicted to my stink? 🤤🤑🤪
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Weredog! @were.dog · 21/01/2026
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"Omg, you play hockey?? I just started to get into it because of this series, Heated Rivalry, have you seen it? Is it hot like that? 😍" Lemme show you whats going through my head when I head in for practice 😘
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Cock snot
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
At work there's a door decorating contest and we were told to make gingerbread people for ourselves. Behold.
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
No Nut November- The Debrief! Full vid: tinyurl.com/y4hzupfe
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Drew (A goddamn billion.3k, Top 0% of OnlyFans) @thedudewhosadude.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
No Nut November Day 30! The final day! Surely censored porn will help you cross the finish line! If you need the uncensored edition to get off, you can always buy that from my JFF store... Full vid: tinyurl.com/yu4j7eaf When you cum: tinyurl.com/3d8sm6t2
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