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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This looks sick with wear and tear on it. Video game collectors prefer pristine conditions for consoles but Guitar collectors would call this "road worn" and pay a premium for authentic wearing.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When I was a kid, a local ice cream shop had this flavor but with little marshmallows in it. They called it Smurf ice cream. I was like 10 when I had it, and I never really questioned gargamels motives after that day...cuz that soup was immaculate. Bro is just a misunderstood, hungry warlock.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok over the course of this week I've watched several Cocteau Twins music videos and the vibes are immaculate but I just realized why it hasn't fully clicked with me That lady is speaking in simlish, from the sims 2. Fucking weed. I thought she was just drowned in reverb, but it's nonsense words!

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I would much want this mf instead if they're insisting on a fisherman. At least he could feud with my Chester Cheetah since they're both food mascots.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

These to mfs have the same barber and haircut but I haven't realized it til now since the art styles are different. That's the power of art styles, baby

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Slurs are 98% of the time not cool to say but I am kinda anticipating the slurs for when feral AI educated children, covid youngins, and iPad kids all hit the workforce. It's just starting to really take effect on the workforce, give it a few years THERE WILL BE SLURS. cryborg is my submission rn

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I love how everyone was like "Yeah Wendy's you fucking taste like shit and cost too much now" and they responded with "we heard your feedback, so we brought back the same packaging from when we were beloved!" "Cool, did you bring the old quality back too?" "That's the best part- No!"

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh hell yeah I'm having some flashbacks now What difficulty?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How far do you think you could punt a Furby?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember MTV unplugged? Yeah so best we can do is WWF unplugged...hope you like the big show youtu.be/Srot6agBey8?...

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Crank It Up brand new sin

YouTube video by Moleville Studios

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Give me money so I can finance an iron chef style competition show but they can only use the Buster sword for prep and cooking. Also? It's only line cooks from like dennys

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey a few of us are meeting up later to beat the shit out of marty the grocery store robot, you down?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guitar weirdos don't be mad but it's a squier bullet (hence the bill sticker) but with fender Tex mex pickups and aftermarket bridge, locking tuners, and a new jack. I just liked the stock neck, ok? Yes I am aware that the guts cost more than the rest but shut up

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I like to apply video game references to my guitars

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This was a 10/10 "I'm at grandmas house instead of school because I am sick today" show It feels like the show only appeared to me during these times. Also, Maury

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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm sorry, i.......i have the A Pup Named Scooby-Doo theme stuck in my head 😔

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Ross and Carols marriage prequel for FRIENDS woulda slapped

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

While on the subject: it's very funny in hindsight that the big 3 of 80s horror are all just generic white dude names. Freddy, Jason, and Michael just sound like classmates you once had or the names of the kids you're supposed to bring to soccer practice this week since it's your carpool turn

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I imagine that the Freddy Krueger wearing basically a Christmas sweater was a decision that got a lot of push back before the movie got made. It all worked out just fine, but that was a goofy ass decision in hindsight. Rags, bandages, or even a trench coat would have felt like a better choice

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Slow burn but I thought my copy of phantom hourglass was bugged. Turns out you have to close your DS temporarily to "copy" a map in order to progress. But they never fucking explain it to you. I raged so hard 15 years later when I realized that was the solution. Fuck that game.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not evil but I really wonder what would happen if you could time travel back to Victorian England and feed a kid some captain crunch.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not evil but I really wonder what would happen if you could time travel back to Victorian England and feed a kid some captain crunch.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I guess futurama is ending again for like the 4th time But we all know it's going to be back, eventually.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, yeah, so how do automatic store doors work with vampires? They need to be welcomed in to a place before entering, and they don't have reflections. Do the sensors see them? Can they just sneak in behind someone else? Can a wal mart greeter allow them entry? Fuck wal mart for allowing this

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shit, I don't know...sounds tricky I'm probably going to require a consultation from a paranormal lawyer about this one

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This was needed but ngl, I secretly took pleasure when people were crying about beavis and buttheads "unfair hit boxes" when they just got outgunned or out played

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of course I had to do it. I will forget that I have this and will become overjoyed once every 14 months for the next decade when I go to use dubya dee forty, and remember that it's king of the hill flavored. Leave yourself Easter eggs, folks

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This game still has me paranoid that the grocery store won't let me leave without yellow bananas if I'm not wearing a yellow shirt since banana colors can only belong to one human/ape

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just kinda doing what this guys doing with his head when you show up to the venue

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

are you positive that you still have shoulders after carrying that? Or is just like bone fragment soup holding up your arms

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Every once in a while I'd be fortunate enough to sit and listen to an old timer and they'd get that thousand yard stair talking about certain venues and equipment load-ins. They probably had the number of steps memorized in certain venues, cuz of carrying those vinyl around.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is why the old head DJs tend to get red hot with envy about how every song fits in your pocket now. And honestly? Yeah man I would be to. Saying that as a DJ who learned on digital then acquired way too many vinyl.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ok, this is my sign that it's time to go to bed. I saw the post and was like "Bradley Nowell and Sega had a meeting?"

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I just figured all the imagery with crosses coupled with holy relics would be like walking in to death for them

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Italian vampires can't possibly exist given the prominence of garlic in Italian cuisine coupled with the proximity to Vatican City

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can the Pokémon Ditto transform in to weapons? Dittos existence in the poke world really makes me think of all the dark things that criminal society would do with my little guys unique power

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

And yes there is a glimmer of Jackass adjacent nerd culture here where Dico and Rake Yohn do irl donkey kong, but thats more CKY than jackass. youtu.be/LhGSSvhDyXM?...

youtu.be

Blastazoid part 2

YouTube video by Dingo Supreme

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The one thing missing from Jackass was nerd. Paint Preston up as King Kong again and let him chuck whiskey barrels at the crew dressed as Mario. Maybe some who could sprinkle in a dangerous stunt based on metal beyblades. Everyone was too cool

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm going to a retro gaming convention tomorrow, what should I look out for? I have a strange Australian version of a n64 game in mind but that's very unlikely.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can the Pokémon Ditto transform in to weapons? Dittos existence in the poke world really makes me think of all the dark things that criminal society would do with my little guys unique power

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Italian vampires can't possibly exist given the prominence of garlic in Italian cuisine coupled with the proximity to Vatican City

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really want to hear Hank Hill talking to Bobby about Danganronpa "I don't know about this God dang Ramma, son"

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I kind of want to pickup the ocarina of time remake for switch 2 but then I'd feel weird about my yet to be played copy of the 3DS version. Do I just skip the 3DS one at this point?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If there was ever la vida loca to be livin, this would be it

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