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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14h

How far do you think you could punt a Furby?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember MTV unplugged? Yeah so best we can do is WWF unplugged...hope you like the big show youtu.be/Srot6agBey8?...

youtu.be

Crank It Up brand new sin

YouTube video by Moleville Studios

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Give me money so I can finance an iron chef style competition show but they can only use the Buster sword for prep and cooking. Also? It's only line cooks from like dennys

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey a few of us are meeting up later to beat the shit out of marty the grocery store robot, you down?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guitar weirdos don't be mad but it's a squier bullet (hence the bill sticker) but with fender Tex mex pickups and aftermarket bridge, locking tuners, and a new jack. I just liked the stock neck, ok? Yes I am aware that the guts cost more than the rest but shut up

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I like to apply video game references to my guitars

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This was a 10/10 "I'm at grandmas house instead of school because I am sick today" show It feels like the show only appeared to me during these times. Also, Maury

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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm sorry, i.......i have the A Pup Named Scooby-Doo theme stuck in my head 😔

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Ross and Carols marriage prequel for FRIENDS woulda slapped

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

While on the subject: it's very funny in hindsight that the big 3 of 80s horror are all just generic white dude names. Freddy, Jason, and Michael just sound like classmates you once had or the names of the kids you're supposed to bring to soccer practice this week since it's your carpool turn

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I imagine that the Freddy Krueger wearing basically a Christmas sweater was a decision that got a lot of push back before the movie got made. It all worked out just fine, but that was a goofy ass decision in hindsight. Rags, bandages, or even a trench coat would have felt like a better choice

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Slow burn but I thought my copy of phantom hourglass was bugged. Turns out you have to close your DS temporarily to "copy" a map in order to progress. But they never fucking explain it to you. I raged so hard 15 years later when I realized that was the solution. Fuck that game.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not evil but I really wonder what would happen if you could time travel back to Victorian England and feed a kid some captain crunch.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm not evil but I really wonder what would happen if you could time travel back to Victorian England and feed a kid some captain crunch.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I guess futurama is ending again for like the 4th time But we all know it's going to be back, eventually.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, yeah, so how do automatic store doors work with vampires? They need to be welcomed in to a place before entering, and they don't have reflections. Do the sensors see them? Can they just sneak in behind someone else? Can a wal mart greeter allow them entry? Fuck wal mart for allowing this

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This was needed but ngl, I secretly took pleasure when people were crying about beavis and buttheads "unfair hit boxes" when they just got outgunned or out played

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of course I had to do it. I will forget that I have this and will become overjoyed once every 14 months for the next decade when I go to use dubya dee forty, and remember that it's king of the hill flavored. Leave yourself Easter eggs, folks

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This game still has me paranoid that the grocery store won't let me leave without yellow bananas if I'm not wearing a yellow shirt since banana colors can only belong to one human/ape

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ok, this is my sign that it's time to go to bed. I saw the post and was like "Bradley Nowell and Sega had a meeting?"

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Italian vampires can't possibly exist given the prominence of garlic in Italian cuisine coupled with the proximity to Vatican City

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can the Pokémon Ditto transform in to weapons? Dittos existence in the poke world really makes me think of all the dark things that criminal society would do with my little guys unique power

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The one thing missing from Jackass was nerd. Paint Preston up as King Kong again and let him chuck whiskey barrels at the crew dressed as Mario. Maybe some who could sprinkle in a dangerous stunt based on metal beyblades. Everyone was too cool

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm going to a retro gaming convention tomorrow, what should I look out for? I have a strange Australian version of a n64 game in mind but that's very unlikely.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Can the Pokémon Ditto transform in to weapons? Dittos existence in the poke world really makes me think of all the dark things that criminal society would do with my little guys unique power

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Italian vampires can't possibly exist given the prominence of garlic in Italian cuisine coupled with the proximity to Vatican City

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really want to hear Hank Hill talking to Bobby about Danganronpa "I don't know about this God dang Ramma, son"

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I kind of want to pickup the ocarina of time remake for switch 2 but then I'd feel weird about my yet to be played copy of the 3DS version. Do I just skip the 3DS one at this point?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If there was ever la vida loca to be livin, this would be it

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I combat mental aging by remembering and reviewing various episodes of the poke rap on a daily basis. My brain age is 7, beat that

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Someone needs to start an arcade bar that is basically just the foot clan hideout but for a 21+ crowd. It'll attract TMNT fans but also just regular sickos who have no idea that it's a reference to the movie youtu.be/t7dabypW9zY?...

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The Foot Clan's hide out - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

YouTube video by GRIMM ENT.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OOT Link is an orphan, right? An orphan probably wouldn't have a tunic with such elaborate stitching patterns. Such garments are fit for high class Hyrulians, not some foliage dweller. 0/10 literally unplayable for its unreliable portrayal of elven bastardry

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm sure it's been said before but cars really need a secondary less aggressive horn noise. If they could standardize a noise that communicates "hey man that light is green you can put down your phone now but I'm not trying to fight or confront you" Like a car horn but in lowercase lettering

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Does Steve-O need more money or another platform to sell hot sauce? I feel like he's the guy for the job

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Why do fat guys always breathe fire in beat em up games? Is it the heartburn?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hey you know how in Contra on NES you can do a flip while accurately shooting a gun? Yeah just wondering if that is possible in real life. Feels like itd be a game changer for American gymnastics if it were possible.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The new model for Link looks very permanently "outside the house in August" Damp

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am starting a rather specific 90s tribute band, and will be holding auditions for various positions. The name is "Vengaboyz II Men". Please don't ask questions about the wardrobe. r u down??

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I just heard someone say "Randy Macho Man Savage" in that order and it really fucked me up We all know it's Macho Man Randy Savage.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So if a baby becomes a vampire before it's moved on to solid foods, does it still need blood? Or is the baby vampire gonna be a perpetual nipple muncher?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So if a baby becomes a vampire before it's moved on to solid foods, does it still need blood? Or is the baby vampire gonna be a perpetual nipple muncher?

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Someone talk me out of buying a Beyblade for the first time in 23 years

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Do you ever think about the wild decorative choice you once made in the sims? As a kid playing sims 1 or 2, I naturally thought that arcade floors belong on every inch of every house I built.

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The Dorks’ Delight @thedorksdelight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hope they send the army after you like in the old games. Trying to steal on of their tanks by luring them was such a fun time as a kid.

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