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The Donk

@thedonk.bsky.social
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Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees You can find me wandering here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W

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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 8h
Feels like... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3i...
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Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
YouTube video by IRamzayI
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 8h
Spot the difference
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 10h
While I appreciate the concept, creativity, and effort... ...the hands are way too big
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 10h
BREAKING: The 10 men in front have been dishonorably discharged
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 11h
This is only funny until you remember the older seagull gave up all her fucks decades ago
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now y'all are catching on
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not AI I asked Google, Claude, and ChatGPT...totally legit
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I support the Rs making free campaign ads for the Ds
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pedolf's Ls for the week - Reflecting pool prosecution dismissed - Found to have paid for J6ers travel and hotel expenses - Decline in US tourism weakens economy - 10 European countries investigating Epstein files - Judge halts destruction of Big Bend - Stroke victim leg brace/exoskeleton revealed
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oooo, I like it...something like Iran "atacking" D.C.
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WRONG! This is obviously Jack at the outdoor Power Rangers Ice Capades in Atlanta, where he came to meet with every DA from every state to get their stories straight before the midterms Schmitt's really got him this time!
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PREDICTION: There will be another "assassination attempt" in the next 30 days
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn't be mad about this ticket But TBH, I'd vote for a half eaten, week-old ham sandwich An inanimate object doing absolutely nothing would be more effective than the current adminisration
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His idiot base is SO confused right now edition.cnn.com/2026/10/03/p...
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Trump advocates for mail and early voting despite historically opposing both | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Americans should cast their ballot using “every appropriate tool,” in a pre-recorded video imploring Republicans to vote in the midterm elections, including using methods t...
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
5 days of dragging Schmitt-head, and I'm not even tired yet
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
31 days to retake the House, and block this shit for the next 2 years
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Captain Isaac Davis @isaac-capt2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a reason! www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLeVa1Ka/
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He’s wearing an exoskeleton bc of the stroke(s) #creatorsearchinsights #mycomment #greenscreen #governmentcorruption #mythoughts
TikTok video by ‘No Kings’ Katie
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think these new "Vote Democrat" campaign signs are working
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is not AI, and we are not a serious people "grab 'em by the pussy" should have buried him under the prison
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait 'til she finds out how many gender-neutral bathrooms are in her house
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are more rapists at @cornelluniversity.bsky.social than transgender people in sports
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RFK, jr would definitely eat that
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw, she's just the happiest girl in the whole wide world #Cloud9
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey @cornelluniversity.bsky.social How 'bout publishing the essays the Cornell 7 rapists wrote
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Racist white people can't remember Jan 6, 2020...you can't expect them to remember shenanigans from 87 years ago
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On June 6, 1944, the 3rd Canadian Infantry Division successfully stormed and secured Juno Beach, advancing further inland than any other Allied force on D-Day youtube.com/shorts/I6_In...
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What would happen if the US invaded Canada? #history #historyfacts #trump #usa #canada
YouTube video by Trevor's History Reels
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No fatties, beardos, or weirdos"
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not that anyone can tell anymore, but I'm call this one absolute parody
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang on tight for this wild conspiracy trip Trump "won" in '16, '20 & '24 by rigging all 3 BUT lost in '20 because of mail-in ballots due to covid Which led to Jan 6 Because he couldn't understand how he lost a rigged election And why he's railing against mail-in ballots now
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As we leave the banality of SNL Land, ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your right, you can see we are now entering the ubiquitous Monty Python universe
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can: - Do math in Roman numerals - Write in cursive - Jump a bike with a banana seat over 5 of my friends - Drive stick What generation am I?
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's 5.5M per day, but hey, you math any way you want, fam
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If an oil drum on chopsticks was a person
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder: These two fuckleheads are "in charge" of some pretty important shit, and everyone seems to be like...meh
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only ever been this
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG, his tiny hand <chef's kiss>
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine getting internet famous for the dumbest reason 1 day later, he has his very own AI-generated memes I didn't know his name before yesterday
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pedolf's Ls for the week - Judge restores media access to WH - Judge tosses lawsuit against Des Moines Register - 6 VIP tix sold, Freedom Fest canceled - SCOTUS removes his immunity in Epstein case - Attends TN game, gets mercilessy booed, TN loses - Illeagally spends taxpayer $ for political ad
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How are you the dumbest senator in your state when the other senator is Josh Hawley
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let the dragging be unrelenting
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And like that, Schmitt-head was never seen again
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Kevin Spacey: And Like That He's Gone
ALT: Kevin Spacey: And Like That He's Gone
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, what??? Possible Vance VP? Since when was couch boy floated as P? I honestly didn't know he was still alive www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Gulf of America' 'Lake America' 'Unites States' When will the blasphemy end???
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine thinking you had ALL the receipts... ...but then you got clowned so hard, on live TV, because your GenZ staffers are incompetent and you don't know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes... ...and now you're internet famous forever
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DianaResists @dianaresists.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hang on tight for this wild conspiracy trip Trump "won" in '16, '20 & '24 by rigging all 3 BUT lost in '20 because of mail-in ballots due to covid Which led to Jan 6 Because he couldn't understand how he lost a rigged election And why he's railing against mail-in ballots now
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Objectively, the dumbest looking vehicle ever made... ..until the Cybertruck
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The Donk @thedonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If @jamestalarico.bsky.social isn't running this on a loop 24/7, what is he even doing
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