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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Appreciate the Starter Pack love! Followed all others. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Gee… we did not nazi this coming. 🙄 Thanks for reading! WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican” www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
nbcnews.com
Robert Francis Prevost becomes first U.S.-born pope
Latest news and live updates as the election process for the next pope continues. The cardinals met for their first conclave vote last night.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Border wall selfie tour: $500 Custom MAGA passport cover: $35 Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95 Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄 www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
wired.com
A ‘Trump Card Visa’ Is Already Showing Up in Immigration Forms
Donald Trump has proposed launching a “gold card” program offering US residency for $5 million. Elon Musk’s DOGE has begun rolling out the technology to enable it.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No wonder "The Boys" Supervillain Corporation was named Vought. “Fraud pays, because no one is watching anymore.” Grr.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
RIGHT ON! 🙌
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.” …in a quarry, no doubt. 😳 www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
‘They’ll have to go home’: Trump’s World Cup taskforce dismisses fears but warns visitors
Donald Trump convened the first meeting of his administration’s 2026 World Cup taskforce on Tuesday in a public event at the White House
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Second fighter jet crashes into the sea after landing failure on USS Harry S. Truman
The F/A-18 Super Hornet failed to catch the arresting wire upon landing, the second time a jet has gone off the ship’s deck and into the Red Sea in eight days.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Grrrifters all the way down. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
dailykos.com
DOGE aide dismantling CFPB owns stock in companies that could benefit from cuts
Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a ...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let's sic 'em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
bloomberg.com
Here Are the Job Titles and Salary Ranges of Some DOGE Staffers
A list released to FOIA Files by the Office of Personnel Management gives color on the individuals executing DOGE priorities. Among other things it reveals their salary ranges, job titles and official...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄 www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
cnbc.com
Trump aims to cut $6 billion from NASA budget, shifting $1 billion to Mars-focused missions
The Trump administration is floating a plan to trim about $6 billion from the budget of NASA while emphasizing the importance of going to Mars.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
All your Starbase are belong to Musk. apnews.com/article/star...
apnews.com
The home of Elon Musk's SpaceX could become an official Texas city called Starbase
Elon Musk has for years made Texas his business home and playground as he launches rockets and builds cars in the Lone Star state.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Another grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism. www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
npr.org
Amazon launches its first internet satellites to compete against SpaceX's Starlinks
Stargazers oppose the fast-growing constellations of low-orbiting satellites, arguing they spoil observations. Others fear more satellite collisions.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Grrrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Only 1,360 days left of Trump 2.0! 🙄
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We'll deputize anybody! WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
...You called? 👍
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
RIGHT ON! Another list of dishonorable mentions coming in tomorrow's newsletter too. Let's sic em! WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He's not worthy of the title.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
YES! We agree 1000% 🙌
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yes. Definitely. And they should start a newsletter spotlighting all of Elon's & DOGE's activities too. ✌️ thedogecatcher.com
thedogecatcher.com
The DOGE Catcher: A political newsletter with bite | The DOGE Catcher
The DOGE Catcher is a political newsletter offering insightful satirical commentary and news recaps. Keeping a tight leash on Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency. Come for the D....
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We agree 1000%
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
...You called? WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We're on it! WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yeah, probably. Because that would be a super clever name. 😜✌️
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
We're mainly focused on spotlighting DOGE & Musk's activities & transgressions, delivering the news with satirical commentary and playful dog-related humor. So come for the DOGE news, stay for the doggy fun. The newsletter is free, but no pressure. ✌️💙
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Let’s sic em! WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hey, Canada! Congrats on your election. Can we interest you in a new province? Pre-owned, slightly used, with minor constitutional cracks. Reduced price after recent Management change. A real fixer-upper. Whaddaya say, eh?
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Grrreat list. Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let’s sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
RIGHT ON! 🙌
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
We got this. 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
No, that's just Elon Musk's astronomically large ego out there. www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
cnn.com
Scientists discover massive molecular cloud close to Earth | CNN
Named Eos, the cloud of gas would appear huge in the night sky if visible to the naked eye and could shed light on solar system formation.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
🙌
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let's sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Another grrrreat list! Followed all. Let's sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Grrreat list! Followed all. Let's sic em. WOOF! 🐾
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We just used DOGE’s API to access their Wall of Receipts. The very first line item we randomly checked revealed a claim inflated by $781m (not to mention the program they cut was for polio immunizations).
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
😂
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