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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican” www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
nbcnews.com
Robert Francis Prevost becomes first U.S.-born pope
Latest news and live updates as the election process for the next pope continues. The cardinals met for their first conclave vote last night.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Border wall selfie tour: $500 Custom MAGA passport cover: $35 Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95 Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄 www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
wired.com
A ‘Trump Card Visa’ Is Already Showing Up in Immigration Forms
Donald Trump has proposed launching a “gold card” program offering US residency for $5 million. Elon Musk’s DOGE has begun rolling out the technology to enable it.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.” …in a quarry, no doubt. 😳 www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
‘They’ll have to go home’: Trump’s World Cup taskforce dismisses fears but warns visitors
Donald Trump convened the first meeting of his administration’s 2026 World Cup taskforce on Tuesday in a public event at the White House
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Second fighter jet crashes into the sea after landing failure on USS Harry S. Truman
The F/A-18 Super Hornet failed to catch the arresting wire upon landing, the second time a jet has gone off the ship’s deck and into the Red Sea in eight days.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Grrrifters all the way down. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
dailykos.com
DOGE aide dismantling CFPB owns stock in companies that could benefit from cuts
Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a ...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
bloomberg.com
Here Are the Job Titles and Salary Ranges of Some DOGE Staffers
A list released to FOIA Files by the Office of Personnel Management gives color on the individuals executing DOGE priorities. Among other things it reveals their salary ranges, job titles and official...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄 www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
cnbc.com
Trump aims to cut $6 billion from NASA budget, shifting $1 billion to Mars-focused missions
The Trump administration is floating a plan to trim about $6 billion from the budget of NASA while emphasizing the importance of going to Mars.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
All your Starbase are belong to Musk. apnews.com/article/star...
apnews.com
The home of Elon Musk's SpaceX could become an official Texas city called Starbase
Elon Musk has for years made Texas his business home and playground as he launches rockets and builds cars in the Lone Star state.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism. www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
npr.org
Amazon launches its first internet satellites to compete against SpaceX's Starlinks
Stargazers oppose the fast-growing constellations of low-orbiting satellites, arguing they spoil observations. Others fear more satellite collisions.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Only 1,360 days left of Trump 2.0! 🙄
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hey, Canada! Congrats on your election. Can we interest you in a new province? Pre-owned, slightly used, with minor constitutional cracks. Reduced price after recent Management change. A real fixer-upper. Whaddaya say, eh?
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
No, that's just Elon Musk's astronomically large ego out there. www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
cnn.com
Scientists discover massive molecular cloud close to Earth | CNN
Named Eos, the cloud of gas would appear huge in the night sky if visible to the naked eye and could shed light on solar system formation.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We just used DOGE’s API to access their Wall of Receipts. The very first line item we randomly checked revealed a claim inflated by $781m (not to mention the program they cut was for polio immunizations).
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Monique 💙 she/her @badassfeminists.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey there. I just added you to my most recent starter pack. Welcome! 💙 If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists. Please share this with your followers so we can continue to grow and connect. Thanks! go.bsky.app/7y517Nx
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“Press Star if you’re Jewish” 🫠 theintercept.com/2025/04/23/t...
theintercept.com
Trump Administration Texted College Professors’ Personal Phones to Ask If They’re Jewish
“Barnard was not given advance notice of this outreach,” the college’s general counsel wrote in an email to faculty.
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Jesse : 💙💙💙 @journeyled1.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
go.bsky.app/69g8mtk so many rights are being stripped due process,this is a violation of the constitution. One right after another. This is where we stop and resist this. We need to wake up America. Follow and support on another
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Monique 💙 she/her @badassfeminists.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hey there. I just added you to my most recent starter pack. Welcome! 💙 If you go to my profile you will find 27 more starter packs of badass feminists. Please share this with your followers so we can continue to grow and connect. Thanks! go.bsky.app/7y517Nx
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance is claiming innocence after yesterday’s audience with the Pope. www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
reuters.com
Pope Francis has died, Vatican says in video statement
Pope Francis, the first Latin American leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died, the Vatican said in a video statement on Monday, ending an often turbulent reign marked by division and tension as he sought to overhaul the hidebound institution.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
White House: JK. Our bad. 😅 www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
thecrimson.com
White House Sent Harvard April 11 Demands in Error, The New York Times Reports | News | The Harvard Crimson
The White House had not intended to send its revised — and more aggressive — set of demands to Harvard on April 11, according to a report by the New York Times published Friday evening.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Trump wants Elon’s help with golden showers of missiles. www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
thedailybeast.com
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Is Naturally in the Lead to Build Trump’s Golden Dome
It is getting special Pentagon access along with two MAGA-led partners.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Nothing to see here, folks... Nope... Nothing at all... www.firstpost.com/business/tru...
firstpost.com
Trump's tariff war brings good news for Putin: Ruble is now world's best performing currency
The Russian ruble has become the strongest performing currency globally this year, appreciating 38% against the US dollar and surpassing even gold in returns. This rise is attributed to elevated inter...
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qm-b @qm-b.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
There are no plans to remove the Mike Johnson-shaped polyp in Trump's colon at this time. time.com/7277406/pres...
time.com
Trump's Medical Results: What We Learned From His Physical
Trump attended a medical appointment on Friday—the first physical of his second presidential term.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Elon revised DOGE's estimated savings again 🙄
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The Art of the Kneel. www.cnbc.com/2025/04/12/t...
cnbc.com
Trump exempts phones, computers, chips from new tariffs
Financial markets have been roiled since President Trump imposed stiff tariffs on China, where Apple and other tech companies make many of their products.
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🦋 Shadow Dancer 🇨🇦 🌊💙🏳️‍🌈🎶🌈 @shadowdancer73.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Trump Steaks have better cuts than DOGE. 🙄 www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
msnbc.com
Elon Musk dramatically lowers his DOGE spending cut targets (again)
Elon Musk originally said he’d cut $2 trillion in federal spending. That goal was soon after cut in half. Now, the target has been slashed again.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Nevertheless Eggs Persisted. newrepublic.com/post/193862/...
newrepublic.com
Eggs Prices Soar to Record High as Trump Plays King
Eggs keep getting more expensive, even as the bird flu outbreak is slowing.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"Marjorie Taylor Greene 'bought the dip' and made money amid tariff storm" So, is MTG more a Skoal or Copenhagen girl? www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
dailymail.co.uk
Trump ally bought Lululemon and Amazon in the dip amid tariff storm
Among the big winners of Wednesday's market skyrocket is top Donald Trump ally Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Let them eat cake. Literally. www.rawstory.com/lori-chavez-...
rawstory.com
Trump labor official throws herself birthday party at department HQ amid DOGE cuts: report
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer reportedly threw a birthday party for herself at the agency's headquarters as the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) pushed for dramatic cuts. The Bulwark...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Elon Musk & Peter Navarro Text Chat Revealed! 🤣
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Trolls trolling the the biggest Troll of all…😆💀 www.polygon.com/gaming/55406...
polygon.com
Path of Exile 2 players bully Elon Musk during eerie airplane stream
“put on some grimes”
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"Musk on Trump's trade policy adviser Peter Navarro: 'He ain't bullshit...A PhD in Econ from Harvard is a bad thing, not a good thing. Results in the ego/brains>>1 problem'... Then broke with Trump saying he'd hoped for a 'zero tariff situation'..." 😱 🐾 More on this in today’s newsletter!
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Did the Peace Corps touch you inappropriately, Elon? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
usatoday.com
Staffers from Elon Musk's DOGE land at the Peace Corps
The arrival of DOGE staff at a federal agency is often followed by layoffs.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
New from DOGE. The Musky scent you can't get rid of. For your Liberation Day gift-giving. Grr.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Place your bets….
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If only this foolishness were an April Fool’s joke. Grr. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Inflatable Elon giving his favorite salute. youtube.com/watch?v=iVE0...
youtube.com
The Inflatable Elon Musk They DON’T Want You to See #londonprotest
YouTube video by Political X
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Maybe she was his designated driver. Mmhmm. Grr. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings With Foreign Military Officials
The defense secretary’s handling of sensitive information is under criticism after he shared details about a strike on Houthi militants in a group chat on a widely used app.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This playbook is the only efficient thing about DOGE:
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Ew. 🤢 Trump calls himself ‘fertilization president’ at Women’s History event. www.the-independent.com/tv/news/trum...
the-independent.com
Trump crowns himself the ‘fertilization president’ at Women’s History Month event
Donald Trump crowned himself the “fertilization president” as he gave a speech at a Women’s History Month event. The US president participated in a special event to celebrate the achievements of women...
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Trump said there was too much “gobbledygook” and asked that they write in a way that even “a 15 year-old could understand.” 🙄 Asking for a friend… right, Donny? www.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...
yahoo.com
Trump administration tells big consulting firms to cut the 'gobbledygook' and justify their contracts
The General Services Administration asked 10 major consultancies to explain their spending on contracts in language "a 15-year-old" could understand.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Make America Great (Expectations) Again. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Florida wants to loosen child-labor laws to make up for loss of migrant workers
The bill would allow children as young as 14 to work overnight shifts
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/03/2025
This will make you smile because, lord knows, we need it right now.
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The DOGE Catcher @thedogecatcher.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hey, federal workers! If DOGE ever manages to unclog that inbox and asks you to reply again, you should just forward em our newsletter instead next time. You know, for the memes. 😎🐶 www.livemint.com/companies/ne...
livemint.com
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