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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 11m
But it's also iconic, so throwing it in occasionally gives everyone a moment of joy
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 1h
Tbh in my experience, infants significantly under appreciate Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Believe me, I've tried, but in 100% of cases milk and mummy cuddles more reliably stopped them crying than the sweet sweet twiddling of Dave Murray. Idiots.
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 8h
a dungeon game is grimdark dungeon crawling focused on body horror and the consequences of violence. It's a super fast system with loads of free tools online, and it's pay what you want. More here: dungeon.loottheroom.uk
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 2h
Mine stated confidently where I lived. Wonder where it got that info from, eh?
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Rob Donoghue @rdonoghue.bsky.social · 18h
If you know what this is, I expect you want it. If you don’t know what this is, you deserve to find out.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 19h
I like this one: I think it means i mainly buy kindle books when they're 99p! (obviously that's the very opposite of strategic, it's opportunistic/reactive)
Screenshot from Amazon saying "Strategic book purchasing timing"
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Jennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 21h
was talking about GM prep in a chat with pals and I think this is my main take on it really lmao this is what it boils down to
A discord message where I say "good session prep feels like wrapping nice presents for your friends like 'oooooh tee hee I can't wait for them to open THIS one'".
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 22h
"I wanna eat something for you to enjoy" Either Mrs Mechanic did a typo whilst messaging me about potential bday presents or after 25 years of vanilla marriage, she's thinking about being more adventurous 😆
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 22h
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Jessica Lange Crying in American Horror Story
Alt: Jessica Lange Crying in American Horror Story
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah, good idea. TBH I buy so little from them nowadays, and mostly small items so I can maximise the chance they make a loss on my transactions
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 23h
I don't use Ama$on much these days, but wanted a couple of small items - some erasable pens and 9v batteries for smoke alarms. Both products from resellers Both pictured in boxes Both arrived as just a bunch of loose products in a bag Both got the only negative reviews I've written in years FFS
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 23h
I never got round to playing this but I'd like too, it certainly read like Spectaculars with extra crunch
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"The Storm has a Name"
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have these awesome doggie bathrobes and they're an absolute wall-saver. Tho admittedly our hounds are significantly smaller than your 100kg wolfkin 😉
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hopefully in the game world, not at the players who hogged the artifact...
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh that's going to need an interlude scene, and that PC isn't available while that's going on for the showdown with Mecha Monkey's Robo-Gibbons. Better hope it doesn't take too long...
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And not a peep from the traditional family unit types...
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I now want to do this. Feels like you might need a show-runner, to keep all the tables updated as new setting elements and NPCs appear!
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's definitely on my long list of things to think about and maybe change. I'd like to incentivise bringing personal issues directly into the superhero scenes, because as a GM I don't have the multi-tasking brain to consistently do it myself. But the current metacurrencies are a bit of a blunt tool
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I ran two parallel campaigns in the same shared City, which I also use as the basis for my 90-120 min convention games. My other campaign I ran, we created an entirely new city, and when I did a 4 hour convention game we also created a new city as part of that game too.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sets specific time aside for them to explored, they're led by the players (reducing GM load) and doing one gives both 50% of session XP *and* a special metacurrency, so they really matter.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For me the key thing Rich misses is how the game directly integrates superheroes personal lives into the structure of each session. They're not *fully* integrated - the core game is about superheroes being superheroes - but every PC has two defined personal story elements, the game procedure
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having said, it's a game that truly comes to life in a campaign - for a one off, I still think it's a great game but its advantages are lessened somewhat
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Odd question. I think it's the best superhero RPG so I think it would more than stack up, but I accept this is just my (entirely correct and scientifically accurate) personal view
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get your hands on the best superhero RPG in this universe and several parallel ones
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Ramona @alderdoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're doing a lot of doomscrolling for someone who has a bunch of unread RPG books on their shelf 👀
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What I find interesting is how there seems to be a growth in unionism in US that isn't matched in Europe, and I suspect this is because Europe's baseline employee protections and benefits are stronger. So if companies don't like unions, lobby for stronger labor laws 😋
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I win Euromillions I will seek to sign Gar up to a Write Up Your Weird Shit retainer 😆
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just sent a BBC Bitesize article on semicolons to a fucking expensive day-rate consultant. Here's my "When to Use Semicolons" 1. Instead of fullstops for linked sentences 2. In lists 3. Before conjunctive adverbs 4. Never. You'll probably do it wrong. Commas and full stops are fine
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some unquantified info *may* have been revealed but we can't say if it has, or what it is, or where it is, and there's nothing you can do about it. Enjoy!
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have a lovely campaign idea that really embraces military scifi/Mass Effect kinda vibe, including a bit of a strategic layer. I might even work it up into something I can GM. Maybe.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do like this. But I also don't think you should use it as an excuse not to try to close obvious loopholes in a rules system. It's always a question of degree. You can't design out Dickheadery, but you can design in "Broken"
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking wankers. Sorry mate, like you need more hardship in your life.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks good though. One benefit to climate change, Scotland's burgeoning mediterranean agricultural industry
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not formally planned, but thinking I may go this year - possibly run a game of Spectaculars at iGoTH
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oooh RPG bingo - you get a bonus of some kind by filling all the boxes, meaning that useless 4 you rolled is no longer a complete waste!
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, feels like a sensible and minor change that in no time at all will be entirely forgotten, except by Certain People
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not 100% sold on the setting itself, but it's rich with stuff to mine (and I'm loving reading adventures more than rulebooks these days)
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No idea!
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't want to get into the whole fudging thing, and each to their own, but I reckon the GM's role is to decide when to roll, and by making that decision they're saying "this outcome is down to luck"
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly. When confronted with the old role/roll, I always think "why not both"? :)
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I quite like the modern adage if you might not like the result, don't roll the dice. I wouldn't say I live by it 100% but I find it's a helpful steer as a GM
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know about best. But I think Phandelver is strong, the 4e DMG has a nice starter dungeon, and nothing has got me wanting to run a game more in recent years than the Hand of the White Wizard for The One Ring
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Isn't that exactly what a League is? It's one walking hour
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I kinda think it needed Dune Messiah to really make it clear that it's not a white saviour narrative and that actually Paul triggered a galactic genocide and that is a Bad Thing ™️ (but it could probably have been wrapped up with an epilogue rather than a whole extra novel)
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flash Baggins and Legolas Skywalker
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mate, you are giving me a mental itch here that is in need of serious scratching... I mean, we might have to soften Tolkien's view of physical force not being the way to combat evil, but hey, it's dramatic license right?
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Philhammer Fantasy Roleplay @thedicemechanic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot disagree with Rhys Davies' ents as Welsh, and elves are obviously posh English because no other accent captures the sheer arrogance and class superiority.
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