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The Demonsidekick

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I’m a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yup.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is my cat whenever I try to go to the bathroom alone.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Loved her in the Ms. NepoBaby Pageant!
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s a testimony to the training and discipline of our naval servicemen and women that a serious accident hasn’t happened yet given the horrible conditions they’re working under. Has military leadership ever been this inept?
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What’s Natalie Harp’s favorite video game? Call of Doody
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Ba Dum Tss Rimshot Pun
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Coomsy6 @coomsy5611.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Chef’s kiss. No notes. 👌🏾
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Chris @topquark59.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My brothers and sisters still in uniform. You can say, NO! You MUST say, NO! to illegal orders. Just ask these people. #dontgiveuptheship ordersproject.com
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The Orders Project: Legal Guidance for Military Personnel
The Orders Project helps military personnel navigate legal orders with confidence. Understand your rights and options today.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I would buy this t-shirt.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE waking up on the winning team. I will NEVER get tired of this. More, please!!!
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a baby is sleeping in a car seat with the words `` good morning happy winday '' .
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
YES!!!
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That's what up, New York! Great job, everybody!
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Chef’s kiss. No notes.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
😡
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Estel Cooper @estel62.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
And no paycheck with enough zeros.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I saw one of the worst videos I’ve had the misfortune to view out of Israel. I can’t even describe it. It made my heart heavy with sadness and rage. I’m sure our government is aware of these things, but we fund them anyway! I don’t know who to be more disgusted with, them or us. 😡😡😡
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Neighborhood Watch.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Yeah. This about sums up the state of things.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Too much pain has been endured and too much blood has been shed to get what we have. Despite everything, I have to maintain the hope that the majority of us will realize that our democracy, our freedom, is too precious a thing to forfeit to people who value or believe in nothing.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Apple, why you do dis to me? #iOS26wasnotready
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
#facts
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why can’t they all be like this dude and fucking vanish? #forgotheexisted
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Historically, nobody who has opposed the free press was a good guy.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I’m not usually down for making fun of the intellectually challenged, but I wholeheartedly support this, and encourage more of it!
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I think Trump is stupid and greedy enough to attempt to take his money with him after he dies. Which will, hopefully, be soon.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
When he kicks the bucket, he’ll receive no sympathy from me. Only urine on his gravestone.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
If y’all just need to deport somebody, you can send me to Costa Rica.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
He’s worried that he won’t get into Heaven.
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a man is sticking his tongue out while wearing a hat and a shirt .
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Brent Hinds’ unique, groovy, and fast as hell playing style was a real inspiration to players like me. He’ll be missed. I hate that I’ll never witness this mad bastard tear through another performance, but I’ll cherish the times that I did. Rest in power, brother. 🤘🏾🎸
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison They're tryna build a prison For you and me to live in Another prison system Another prison system Another prison system For you and me -System of a Down
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Am I high or does KKKaroline Leavitt call her boss President Chump?
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The first time a woman bought me flowers, I stood there frozen, holding them, not knowing what to do or say. It was very strange. NO ONE had ever given me flowers before.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
He says he not moving until I play “Freebird”.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Hold up. Didn’t he say he was only gonna be a dictator for a day? Did he lie to us AGAIN?
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Alright, the cheese has slid completely off the cracker now. Action MUST be taken.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Roger that.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Having a cat means I never have to pee alone.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Pay us what we’re worth! Without our labor these companies would be nothing.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I’ve been pretty bummed about Ozzy passing, but then Hulk Hogan died and I’m feeling a lot better now.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The first Captcha I didn’t mind doing.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
And the hits keep on coming.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
🤔 Suspicious.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Using AI’s power for good.
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The Demonsidekick @thedemonsidekick.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
sports.yahoo.com/article/trum...
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Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal as he walks on stage to hand Chelsea replica club championship trophy
The president was given the medal to look at by Gianni Infantino while handing others out to the winning squad, though Trump later tucked it into his suit blazer
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