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War Iz Heck

@warizheck.bsky.social
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He/him. Punching Nazis isn't just okay...it's a moral obligation to anyone who values freedom. That includes the Nazi-adjacent (you know who you are). Militant atheist, gamer, wrestling fan, surly bastard.

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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 13h
Yes, you drooling imbecile, that is LITERALLY what "stealth" means. "Invisible" means something else entirely, which is why it's a COMPLETELY different word. I will never understand why people think this clown is a genius.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 19h
THIS, right here:
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watched Scooby Doo for the first time in probably 50 years and I think to myself, dude, there are easier ways to steal from people. 😂
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call me crazy, but perhaps drugging a woman and then raping her for 7 hours is something that SHOULD ruin your life.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are grading on a SERIOUS fucking curve when you can get on national television and saying that shooting a person to death is more humane than poisoning someone to death.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the kiss of a man who is still afraid of catching Cooties. #RunningMan
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified:
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine for a moment that you told your landlord "Sorry, bruh, can't pay rent this month because I have to fix my car." The American government has been telling you exactly this, every month, for 250 years.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Is it better to ensure their famous neighbor hears from those who disagree or to leave him alone, because his job is to be impervious to pressure?" Why should ANYONE in a position of immense power be impervious to pressure? I thought we didn't like kings here?
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In light of recent events, it seems some people still haven't seen this video.
youtube.com
Tea and Consent
YouTube video by Thames Valley Police
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The first journalist to ask him this should win a Pulitzer.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went 2 hours without saving in Survival mode. #Fallout4
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Woman who tried to destroy people's lives is sad because (somehow) she didn't realize that, by doing so, she was also torching her own business. 😂 #FAFO
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When (and by "when," I mean "if") they finally charge Trump with something, they need to prosecute the entire Republican party under RICO. This is LITERALLY the exact kind of corruption RICO was created to fight.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seeing as how he solicited a teenage girl for sex and then trafficked her across state lines, he might wanna sit this one out.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: *shoots himself in the dick* Gavin Newsom: "Hold my beer, kid."
ebar.com
Newsom vetoes bill aimed at protecting providers of transgender care
Governor Gavin Newsom used his veto pen over the weekend to ax legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gonna take this moment to point out that THIS is one of the guys Kegseth called in lecture the US Military on "combat." 🤣
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran trying to fence-sit on the Palestinian genocide, even after everyone around him showed him that fence doesn't exist, is even more pathetic than him performing on a stage alone because nobody wants to have anything to do with him anymore.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The ONLY acceptable form of dog fighting is professional wrestling. 😂
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some of those who work forces, are the same that fuck horses. 😂
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Political ad: "Sometimes, I have to decide between food and the gas I need to get to church." Me:
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, hearing about Ed Sheeran's tour.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there nothing this talentless hack will not shit on?
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Would Bulbasaur be considered a vegetable?
dexerto.com
Pokemon teams up with SPAM in absurd food collab featuring Snorlax, Ditto & Charmander - Dexerto
Pokemon has joined forces with SPAM for an unexpected food collaboration featuring collectible sets based on Snorlax, Ditto, and Charmander.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think today is a great day to point out that, during the height of COVID, we lost as many lives as we did on 9/11 EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. No memorial for them though...
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But is it REALLY a bribe if he never intended on paying?
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been saying for a very long time that insurance companies are not in the business of providing healthcare. They're in the business of PREVENTING healthcare. #UniversalHealthcare #FreeLuigi
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*"The Imperial March" plays loudly in the background.*
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What I would say to Milquetoast Johnson is that if Trump doesn't like being called a pedophile, maybe he shouldn't have raped little girls.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The thing is, people don't hate you because you're MAGA. They hate you because you're an unmitigated, insufferable cunt.
youtube.com
MAGA Voters FURIOUS At Being Rejected Because They Support Trump!
YouTube video by Vote Out Loud
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Some heroes don't wear capes, but they DO wear uniforms. 😉
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a guy whose destiny is to get shanked in prison.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 25 years. Don't bother getting mad, cuz I ain't sorry.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well, I'm happy to see that SOMEONE got what they wanted out of the Trump administration. 😂
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Turns out that the CEO of Google, Sundar Pichai, loves the taste of Donald Trump's tiny little dick. Which will be even more hilarious after he's deported to Honduras or Papua New Guinea, or whatever random country ICE is deporting people to these days.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Professional slacker looks for a new rug.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yes, folks, you read that correctly: The President of the United States is skipping the 9/11 memorial because he can't make it about himself. If a bigger piece of shit has ever walked this earth, I have never heard of him. And we WOULD HAVE.
ms.now
Trump skipping 9/11 memorial in New York, reportedly because he cannot give a speech
The president will instead attend an event at the Pentagon. The New York Times reported that Trump wanted to deliver remarks at the New York event, which has long barred speeches.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In my opinion, I think performative sophistication is so much worse. Y'all pretending like you were born with a silver spoon in your ass in this day and age is not a good look.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It feels so ironic for ME, of all people, to say this, but I just think we have reached a critical point in human intelligence to where releasing a video game about boosting cars, B&E, armed robbery, felonious assault and straight-up murder is just a TERRIBLE idea. 😂
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Young Man Looks at Reflection in Mirror
ALT: Young Man Looks at Reflection in Mirror
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If ever there was a GWAR album for the current day and age, it would be this one:
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Donald Trump is renamed to Pedo McShittypants. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Facebook LITERALLY started out as a platform for Fuckerberg and his fellow unfuckable college douchebags to objectify and humiliate their female classmates. This is what these glasses are MEANT for.
futurism.com
Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When this shitstain on the underwear of America is finally laundered out, we should use former ICE detention centers as holding cells for all the subsequent treason arrests.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When your only matches are squash matches, you don't look dominant. You look weak. #DivineDominion
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So Bob Iger decided to make Bob Iger a "Disney Legend." 🤣
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If there is ANY justice in America, the folks who finally arrest Trump will be wearing shock gloves.
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War Iz Heck @warizheck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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