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Dylan Jenkins

@thedeejenks.bsky.social
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Designated Sports Friend from Seattle living in the 49th state. St. John's class of 2010

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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 13h
Some of you could get 32% off flights to come hang out, is what I'm seeing
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 16h
Currently 270 combined penalty yards between the two teams. Will it hit 300?
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 16h
Can't imagine being a Pads fan and having to watch your guy who just had one of the best regular season's of any reliever ever give it up.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 17h
Relief pitchers should not wear the No. 1. That's unholy.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 22h
Athan Kaliakmanis threw 39 NFL passes. Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams are unachievable.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's only 9:30 here. It feels later than that. And I'm watching a game for which, if you're a Cincinnati fan watching along, oof...
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lukeknox.me this isn't among the craziest but when I heard it, I immediately thought "that sounds like a DIII University, not a football player"
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Most commercials are terrible I feel compelled to shoutout the Subaru ad I just saw with what they portrayed as a humongous/Godzilla-sized yellow lab because how awesome would that be
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anytime you've got a chance to beat UConn in Hartford, you gotta go for it
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've got a better mustache than Nathaniel Lowe
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UConn, why the hell are you wearing red
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly cannot believe how that game ended
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Wild Additional Second Has Appeared
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey! Boys! Save some action for tomorrow!
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another disappointing Reign performance. Can't put together an quality performance on both sides of the ball, and when they can, they can't do it consistently.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pat Narduzzi cutting a promo???
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's genuinely impressive how many different articles about the City scandal The Athletic can publish that all say the same thing. We get it. It's a huge deal. They broke the rules. You're not covering any new ground here, and you're starting to blow this out of proportion.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah so this is one of the most incredible things I've watched in a minute
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sheets
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's actively snowing large snowflakes here. It's still September.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joe Girardi STOP TALKING let the moment breathe
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A big week for professional athletes and their kids in a big spotlight.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you, MLB app on my TV, for an image that epitomizes the 2026 Mariners
The MLB app after all of the regular season games have concluded. Dan Wilson looking like It Was A Tough One Tonight
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The final half hour being three quick outs is deeply funny
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaron and Hypen doing a phenomenal job of honoring Rick today
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Hanson of RedZone talking about a man who sexually assaulted 28 women and might lead his team to a meaningless week 3 win: "Even with all the things swirling around in Deshaun Watsons back story, he can be a hero in this game"
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Trump ad running right now sucks, shouldn't be happening, dystopian, authoritarian, etc
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're probably still underrating Sam Darnold
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HELL YEAH BRIAN FLEURY
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screw Fox for using what is clearly an AI generated animated graphic. You simply don't have to do that.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beyond apoplectic to report that 50% of this household likes at least one of these jerseys despite being an avowed hater of gray jerseys.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@alexkirshner.com Locksley for Jedd Fisch, who says no
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deeply embarrassing and shambolic from Lincoln Riley and his QB
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eat it, Penn State
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, buddy...
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The transphobic campaign ads on every broadcast right now are crushing. I hate it.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Indiana has a running back. Unclear if related to Don Beebe
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone could've signed this guy! Anyone could have had this dude in their clubhouse and his 33 homers!
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Personally, I think we can drop "allegedly"
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's not the daily challenge, and it took probably a hundred tries, but I did it Road to 75 ⚽ NWSL · Easy · 4-4-2 · Jonas Eidevall 78 pts · 🏆 NWSL Championship · IMMORTAL 👑 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥🟩🟩 ⚽ Banda 17 🏅 Immortal · Record Breakers · Goal Machine 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
75points.americansocceranalysis.com
Road to 75
Spin a fantasy squad out of every MLS, NWSL or USL team-season, then chase a record points total and the Cup.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Of course they walked it off. Of course.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turner Ward wouldn't have gotten picked off Mainly because he's 61 and there's no way he'd be running. But still.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Josh Hader has reverse splits. Taylor Ward has been terrible in an M's uniform. AND YET
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would do no good whatsoever, I am aware but this post is so unbelievably asinine that I almost want to download threads simply to scream at them. almost.
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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Darkness gained today. 🥳
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actually, it's called black letter
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A very interesting thing is happening across Seattle right now: As Starbucks continues its retrenchment in its hometown, small local shops and chains are taking over their old cafes. That feels like a story to me, and I'll write it if anyone is taking pitches. DMs are open.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The year we lived in Georgetown was great, but it would've been even better if it was immediately adjacent to Lum--hey wait a sec guys I think you flipped the stadiums
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think these dudes should be dropped on a desert island somewhere with absolutely no technology whatsoever. Also this is great reporting but I'd be lying if I said it isn't yet another step toward losing hope in our collective future.
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Dylan Jenkins @thedeejenks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everything Ryan and Steven have done has been excellent and I'm glad to be a subscriber. This was among the best episodes so far. Honest, nuanced, and in depth.
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