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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦

@thedanalytic.bsky.social
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here to have fun and talk with my community for two or three minutes… then I’m gone ••• I run marathon for ‘fun’ and have covered sports for 18 years •••

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’ve reached the “Jesus would want separation” phase of desperation apparently… #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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x - ElectronicJordan @electronicjordan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂 Insider tip: I set up a space heater in the basement bathroom on full blast. Put in 1 - 1.5 KMs at a time, and then would spend 10 minutes in the heater room… And back out again. My leg skin got soo blotchy, with the early signs of frost bite? 😂
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Anna Worried in Frozen
Alt: Anna Worried in Frozen with frost tip hands
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m Dansplaining… the referendumb Question 1:
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Man's Shocked Reaction: That's a Penis!
Alt: Man's Shocked Reaction: That's a Penis!
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Memorial Cloth is a 60-metre commemoration the honours the names of thousands of children that died as a result of residential schools in Canada. It is displayed each year as part of the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation event on Parliament Hill.
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“It should not be controversial to say: it is not okay that 3,200 children died in their schools. Without their families. It is not okay to bury children at school. Regardless off how they died.” ### orlaghokelly.substack.com/p/reclaiming...
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Reclaiming Truth before Reconciliation
Truth means zero tolerance for Residential School Denialism
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
happy #nhl szn everyone
CHEER UP, NHL HOCKEY STARTED FOR REAL TONIGHT AND YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM IS NOW 84 GAMES AWAY FROM BEING 1 OF THE 31 WHO WON'T WIN THE STANLEY CUP
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a smol thing could have punched that entrance up… 🤷‍♀️
The oilers entrance tunnel on the left, as it was. And then on the right as Dan imagine it, the Utah a little “oil drop” at the top of the circle
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Daily Faceoff Edmonton @dfoedmonton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's finally time for the Oilers' season opener | ON Radio
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It's finally time for the Oilers' season opener | ON Radio
It's Friday afternoon, which means a fresh episode of Oilersnation Radio is ready to massage your eardrums with an hour of off-season Oilers talk. On today's podcast, the fellas discussed the Oilers' season opener, the early injury issues, previewed tonight's game, line combinations, and more. We kicked off the Friday episode of ONR with a delicious debate about the Oilers' injury news that came out today, including Ryan Nugent-Hopkins being out for a couple of weeks and Matt Savoie being upwards of eight weeks away. Toss in the fact that Jason Dickinson also isn't ready to go, and you've got a whole lot of bad news piling up before the season has even started. Needless to say, hearing that so many key players are out of the lineup already is... less than ideal. Shifting gears, the guys turned the podcast to Tuesday's season opener against Vancouver, starting with Tristan Jarry getting the start and the newly formed line combinations after all of these injuries. While injuries can happen at any time in the NHL, it's not exactly great that all of Edmonton's plans they had for their lineup in the offseason are already being shifted around. Finally, we wrapped up the Tuesday episode of ONR with another round of betting talk before wrapping up the podcast with a round of Baggedmilk's Trivia and score predictions ahead of the home opener. After waiting around for months to finally get going, the boys were excited about having the season get going even if it's starting with some dire news regarding 30% of the team's top six. Either way, the NHL is back and there is nothing better than the start of a fresh hockey season. 00:00 - Intro 04:00 - Matt Savoie most concerning 05:30 - Dickinson 06:30 - have to split up McDavid and Draisaitl 08:00 - goaltending is scary 12:00 - is there a pp2? 14:00 - excited to see how this coach handles the team 17:30 - Devon Levi getting big love from Draisaitl and bouch 20:00 - Oilers lineup 28:00 - are you interested in kirby dach? 35:00 - betting talk 40:00 - BM Trivia SHOUTOUT TO OUR SPONSORS!! 👍🏼Powered by @bet365 - http://www.bet365.ca/ 👍🏼Swiss Donair: https://swissdonair.com/
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fantasy sports was the “gambling” in the room with us for years. And before that people had pools and pots on scores and outcomes of the games. Are sports gambling and their ads just another death blow? Yup. At the end of the day. We should all be watching more Special Olympics.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autographs? $$ to the owners of those players by only being a Season ticket holder / or getting access through a sponsorship Merchandise? Gotta pay +25% over what you should pay for clothing, where you’re the billboard for a rich owner Etc It’s been happening for years. The slow painful death.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Former (and current) sports data entry / small time sports media broadcaster for 19 years: Capitalism killed sports… professional sports have been propped up by ‘hustles’ Ppl have been ‘gambling’ on sports ♾️. But the “exclusive” business spaces that ‘sports’ created out of thin air have ruined it
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/09/2026
Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan: “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
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Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan “Come Invest in our unstable breakaway republic!”
CALGARY - With the Alberta Separatism referendum fast approaching, pro-separatist groups have launched a new campaign to entice investment dollars to their chaotic barely-planned idea for a country.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I make memes as a part of my job… (it’s a wacky web I have weaved… let me tell you sometime) …and I had / have some great memes “locked and loaded” in my head with this footage. But I didn’t make a single one. Because I saw the dog pile on that guy… Told my wife I wish I could know their story…
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They love their bots… why not give them a little humanity
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Use politicians social media, to platform your message…. Especially if you see it soon after being posted. (Some UCP accounts do pay attention and block after a while… but that’s also a good chance for you to call them, you’ve struck a chord) I fill in all kinds of MLAs comment sections.
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Taproot Edmonton @taprootedmonton.ca · 23/09/2026
The Pulse: Sept. 23, 2026 - here's what you need to know about the Edmonton region today edmonton.taproot.news/pulse/2026/0... #yeg
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The Pulse: Sept. 23, 2026
In this edition: Some innovation is in the how, not the what, says founder; Edmonton city council approves new lodging house rules; and more headlines and happenings
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show your kids more hockeyfights.com Less McSorley / Brashear
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Hockey Fight Videos, Stats & History
Watch the latest NHL hockey fights, vote on bouts, and explore fight stats, player fight cards, and team histories on HockeyFights.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rogers / Sportsnet can always get fucked… it’s such an afterthought for a telecommunication company to own it… it’s destined to always suck and continue to be a dredge on fandom, chipping away at passionate fans very desire to tune in… But I’m so glad they have both broadcasts now 🙃
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
two people with all the ability to stop their own self inflicted ‘torment’ (Danielle Smith & Ed Sheeran) but they think you believe they’re crying #NotHockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke but the #Albertareferendum is a bigger joke… Vote to Stay in Canada. Say No To The 9 #ForeverCanada #saynotothe9
Two crying clowns 

Danielle smith left 
Ed Sheeran right

No actual tears found
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IM NOT IN TROUBLE AT ALL #HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke but Arber Xhekaj checking out ⬇️ #hockeyfights during the play is going viral from the #GoHabsGo #LeafsForever split squad games tonight
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GameTimeArt @gametimeart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ha the start of our broadcast on the Jets website had the Oilers crew. They fixed it to the Jets. And thankfully we didn't have to pay for it.. so yeah that sucks. Classic OEG.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good thing we all paid for Oilers+ to listen to the Jets radio announcers 🙃 This is franchise is the true Mickey Mouse organization
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bet
Fanduel odds tracker is brokdid

Edmonton Elks  0, Toronto Argonauts 0
LIVE MONEYLINE: XXX -X.5. |  TOTAL: O/U XX.5
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you watch one clip this week, this should be it. According to Peter Guthrie, Danielle Smith's Executive DIrector Rob Anderson & her Justice Minister Mickey Amery weren't just bystanders on the "CorruptCare" Scandal. They were active participants at the heart of it. #abpoli
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HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Four more terrible looking renditions from the AI image the avalanche posted
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
White males, and then a lot of… stuff. One backwards woman tho, progress Nothing another 32 billion dollars can’t make amazing.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the images have been wiped from the web… #HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke but this rendering of the Ball Arena Renovation was posted on NHL.com for a while today… thanks to the internet (and Reddit users u/songliketori & u/brot19) #GoAvsGo AI fans live forever #aislop #artificialintelligence
AI rendering of new Ball Arena RenovationsAI rendering of new Ball Arena Renovations6 Zoomed in images… of terrible quality 

I’m sorry my phone is glitching and won’t let me copy and paste all the text…


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Tag yourself - I'm the guy in Thruthebitterness • 6h
Brady Tkachuk
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By-law officer called to let me know she’s informed them of multiple violations… education first. And then next week, consequences 🙃 fingers crossed
Me with the many many many signs this protest has spammed around our area
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yep. He was really angry to see me today. 😆 Had nothing to say yesterday.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
running by them now is even funnier… They’re so mad at me for pointing out how childish they all are. (I encouraged them to keep it looking nice and trashy… really like how it’s now hurting their property value)
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
40 in a month 😳
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yup! That was the police called on me… And I explained the situation to the police… and they scolded them for wasting police resources and for running an illegal protest site.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(But next week I’m going to deliver some donuts and coffee for the construction workers who are getting harassed and attacked now.. maybe you can help out with some of the lugging? We can run/ride?
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I will let you know next time! Honestly, I’m the best when I’m standing up the line wolf. I just let them speak the stupidist things and then pointed out how disingenuous this is all is. It’s been poetic.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haha. Also there’s not anyone living in the park outside of Joice’s head?
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m actually kind of glad these people are willing to put their name behind that lunacy. I’m going to be reciting those quotes to them. 🙃
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If only the NIMBYs followed CTV on social media 😂
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joice is a disgusting individual…. I’d take 100 affordable housing renters over 1 more Joice in my neighbourhood. Im proud of the one line they took for this story 🙃
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yup that’s me walking home from this
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
was very excited to get Jesse Watson out of there… But it’s hilarious that he showed up. The wrong side of (most) history is where that guy stands… I was happy all by myself.
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Booo-ca Soppres-satantic. @lucasalami.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ring leader is apparently a housing developer. Good stuff.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s brutal being on the ground with (some of) these guys. Peter is really disappointing and disingenuous. Doesn’t care to be heard. Has flouted rules all over the place…. Tried to bait me into engaging. Told police I was destroying signs (and then called them on me for engaging with them)
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 18/09/2026
It was supposed to be seniors thing in 2012 and that got cancelled but we didn't pay attention and now we're mad. Fuck you. Your just going fully racist & classist bullshit.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yup, that’s me… I’ve been ‘counter-protesting’ this childish nonsense for weeks now… Started by meeting them honestly. Took in their info, and then disproved it from what I know. Showed them I was engaged all along. Bringing them info. Started putting up my own posters trying to inform. So dumb
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haha 🫡
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HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Starting Wednesday Sept 23rd - on @Hockeyfights YouTube channel: The Sean Avery Show The Avery Rule is in effect and one of hockey’s most polarizing characters is joining the HF team. Unfiltered and unique in his approach, Sean will be bringing you from the red carpet to the rink and back.
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Dan Gallant 🇨🇦 @thedanalytic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they always remember the goal scorers, and who had a fight… #HockeyContent #ThisIssaJoke but #NHL prospect / rookie tournaments have had an uptick in tilts… 5 / 6 tilts in some games
Prospects upon seeing there are only two preseason games
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