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The Crow Garden

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Locutus of Bored Dreaming of a world where time to finish music exists Aka @tonegolem.bsky.social where units of noise leak more often.

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They let the band in :(
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These sound yeetable as fuck
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Most in the UK will never clock this but the Sunday night game just had an ad break with the most fascist thing I’ve ever seen, apparently funded by the US Government. These elections should be fun 🙄
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beatlesbians
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
check out this Doctor Set
A cheap children's toy set, card back, plastic moulded front, titled 'Doctor Set'. It contains a thermometer, a stethoscope, a tyrannosaurus rex, a microscope, a triceratops, a pair of plastic scissors, an ankylosaurus, forceps, a box of pills and a testing kit.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stuart Morrow (and Moose thereafter) during New Model Army’s ’bass plays lead’ era.
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New Model Army Small Town England The Tube 1983
YouTube video by Vinegar Tom
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I design a robot that punches you in the face, *I* have punched you in the face. Nobody’s ‘agent’ hacked anything, the company did It. Stop the weasel words and prosecute the owners for their crimes. Also, if you see my robot and can run faster than it, I’d recommend doing so for both our sakes
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get off Facebook. Get off Instagram. Get off WhatsApp. 17 years off the first and seven off the latter two. Didn’t die. Didn’t miss shit. Didn’t contribute to the rise of fascism.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m not saying there isn’t a wealth of good cinema on Disney ‘plus’. I am saying that you’ve already seen it all years ago. Its just space wizards, you’ll be fine
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I *LOVE* that the people paying to stream Star Wars and Avengers films are upset that they’ll now ‘start’ paying for adverts. Your money has been 50% of a continuum that is 40% adverts and 10% wisecracking cgi montages for best part of a decade so fuck off and read a book.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It would have been better if C3PO had been dismantled by the Jawas after that first act, and never used again.
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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The people attacking the RNLI do not have legitimate concerns. They are saying some people should be left to die, based on nothing but the country of their origin. There's nothing reasonable about that. Wait til they start attacking medical workers or something next
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
MFW I go to make a pithy comment referencing a famous line by someone who’s in the bad headlines and it turns out nothing he did was memorable.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sheeran’s going to end up in the unusual and unexpected position of feeling nostalgic for the amount of shit he used to get.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So I gather it’s Mack le more and not Mach u’ll maw.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Interesting to see whether he shuts up, goes home for a couple of years, earns more interest in a week than you’ll earn working in a lifetime, then comes back gigging a bit wiser later, or he just pivots right to where the support remains, like the creepy dandy and the obsessive comedy writer did.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Signal sounds with a ‘how to avoid GAS’ podcast one month after I popped by. Bit fucking late now, isn’t it?
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This lad’s on to summat
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Buns n’ Gyozas
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yay!
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 08/09/2026
Tomorrow night, Channel 4 Dispatches airs the findings of a year-long investigation into Tommy Robinson’s finances. Watch it. Then come back here. We’ve got more to show you.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think if a big lorry accelerated towards them, horn blaring, they’d get out of the road.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have no comprehension of the context for this because I’ve been down the pub but fuckin’ A
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 04/09/2026
With all respect to the BBC, the reason this story "matters" is not about whether it distracts from Reform's conference. It "matters" because it is important our leaders are not conspiring to break the law.
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The Bishop 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @fritzbischoff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There definitely needs to be an investigation into why the BBC repeatedly seems to shield Farage from bad publicity while broadcasting Reform talking points with remarkably little scrutiny.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@gazwilliams.bsky.social why are you on this poster?
A poster for communism in Hull
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don’t worry Canada, they failed Whitney while you nurtured Celine. There’s only going to be one winner.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Somehow, a long-dead villain returns, people run around.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Have listened and can confirm is quite good.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y’all is just a diluted youse lot
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Taupe Bejam
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fucking keep him
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Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE
The British citizen, who lives and works in the US, has supported Trump and ICE agents in the past.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Legally mandate a change of name by which all gambling is known to ‘Losing”. Sponsor Arsenal if you want but it has to say “Losing Company”. Local high streets must have “Loser shop” as the most prominent bit of signage. I think simple honesty such as this will help immensely.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sat down to work, checked ‘new for you’ on Apple Music expecting the algo to serve me up the new Sarah Davachi album, and it did. Right next to the new Cortini album. Get the fuck in 🔥💚👍
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cor!
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Graham Thorpe (gribbles) @grahamthorpe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If there is anyone out there who curates music playlists, blogs or reviews that fancies a bit of gentle electronica incorporating old Lincs dialect poetry to play/review, then start a Chat with a link to your site and I'll pop you the Electronic Press Kit that will give you what you need😊 🧵2/3
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cheers Davey, phenomenal show. See you next time round. #AFI
A wide shot of the band AFI at a gig in Manchester A tighter shot of Davey Havok throwing shapes on stage. My moobs with a AFI badge on them.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. Pre Marvel, I may have coped but having been vaguely interested until the stuff happened, my brain just went “Oh, it’s another ‘whatever’ film then, so no”.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gn’R Lies
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
To people living in fear of abuse who have a secret phone - or indeed anyone with good reason to want emergency alerts off their phone - please share. I've not had any alerts today so I'm guessing it worked when I did this on my phone a while back 👍 www.gov.uk/alerts/optin...
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Opting out of emergency alerts
Opting out of emergency alerts
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bombs on the way? Siren. Flood waters Rising? Siren. Wildfire licking at the edges of the town I’m in? Siren please. A street burns down yesterday half the country away? Just text me normally.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Three fucking times now. Second I was gathering my nerves, now having centered myself and started to get back to my day it comes a third time. How do I turn this off?
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well they’ve just undermined the whole point of that system and can FUCK OFF with doing it while I’m carrying crockery.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucking brilliant
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History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🧵I long for the return of political orators like Tony Benn. Days before politics was conducted for 24-hour news cycles and social media where sound bites dominate catering for extremely low attention spans. Benn tended to explain why he believed in something drawing on history, political
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Absolutely over the moon about this.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hard listening back to lyrics as a middle-aged pedant. “Sometimes the snow comes down in June” ok, fair… “Sometimes the sun goes round the moon” Vanessa… what? and Crowded House “Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire couldn’t conquer the blue sky“. Probably because they didn’t exist at the same time.
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The Crow Garden @thecrowgarden.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Weird how Spain can celebrate without jumping on their opponent’s flag isn’t it?
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