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@thecroaker.bsky.social
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 5h
Also on Hyperion
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Shiro Sirius @shirosiri.us · 02/01/2026
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Werewolf Jones from Megg, Mogg and Owl holding a gun for reasons I can’t remember and saying “I don’t give a fuck about what cunts on Twitter are doing!”
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kzone fell off so hard
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Front page of unsigned in reddit looks like its trying to start a race war, must be an election coming up
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I deleted bluesky from my phone, and basically only access for an hour a day from home on downtime. Much better relationship with my phone now, screentime was 14 minutes yesterday.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All the machine assisted modding tools popping up have created a major moment for lots of online games. Ban mods and piss off the users, or don't and someone will have malware running in major titles before the end of the month.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Local bird politically homeless
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wehhh I'm the Kagura *bachi's all over the place*
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Playing a laggy boat game* I'm desinking?
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*lining needle up to vein* I should get Balatro on my phone, my new phone can probably run it
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Men need to be in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyO2...
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Dying Homer Simpson beer opener
YouTube video by chaoscontroldigizine
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOW
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White metal ba-dum tsh
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agriculture.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think my 'gatekeeper' pendulum is swinging back towards 'you can't call yourself black metal just because you're doing the voice'. Some big liberties being taken....
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discord is not inherently Social Media. Lot's of people make it into that though.
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish Mousetrap was real
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nightfire hell yeah. I played the car level so many times
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First day of wife city
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Borat Jovi - It's My Wife
YouTube video by Tom Dunphy
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have the same phone/case
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pot of Green again
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I Summon Pot of Greed(Anime)
YouTube video by E
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dudes rock
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got married today. the guy who did it wasn't wearing shoes. now slammed on shampain
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Borat - You Be My Wife
YouTube video by GoldBallsOfSteel
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its not SSO if i have to do a passkey as well
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alt text: odd birthday boy type is gazing longingly at the tootsies
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fascinated by the Blind Guardian foot fetish devil
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can just say you're bi, nobody checks
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If everyone smartened up and responded to any polling question with 'pay me five dollars', we'd be a lot better off.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man with Two Brains is good
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Movie idea: Hitman regularly hires a catsitter for his extended work trips, and they get on professionally. One day, while scoping out a job, he witnesses his catsitter at another property doing something she shouldn't be. SCRATCHING POST IN THEATRES NOW
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Toadette out hoe'in behind the dojo as usual
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tfw you walk by your recently potty trained kid and are hit with The Smell
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Track 3 lmao
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙏next listen
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My kid had a dime of rock in her bag... time for some tough conversations
Small bag of rocks my daughter collected. Who knows where that bag came from
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is 'melodic talking', like what Taylor swift does, singing?
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So that skip raccoon account has some loser followers. F tier posters. Suicide would be too honourable for them
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Uh oh getting sad about Bowie again
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Talk to a plumber if you want to talk shitters geeze guy
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one gets more offended by a question than a librarian who's been asked for directions to the bathroom.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calling most online communists 'larpers' would be giving them too much credit
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I see the unwashed have taken umbrage with me recently, too bad for them it just makes me sweeter
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somehow this post got attention? Not sure how. Lots of good accts to block in replies, people who can't mind their business.
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why didn't you mute me instead of whining?
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Painting a space death ball to look like Earth would be a good prank ngl
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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beauty!
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