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Its not SSO if i have to do a passkey as well

Fascinated by the Blind Guardian foot fetish devil

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You can just say you're bi, nobody checks

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If everyone smartened up and responded to any polling question with 'pay me five dollars', we'd be a lot better off.

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Movie idea: Hitman regularly hires a catsitter for his extended work trips, and they get on professionally. One day, while scoping out a job, he witnesses his catsitter at another property doing something she shouldn't be. SCRATCHING POST IN THEATRES NOW

Tfw you walk by your recently potty trained kid and are hit with The Smell

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My kid had a dime of rock in her bag... time for some tough conversations

Small bag of rocks my daughter collected. Who knows where that bag came from

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Is 'melodic talking', like what Taylor swift does, singing?

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So that skip raccoon account has some loser followers. F tier posters. Suicide would be too honourable for them

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Uh oh getting sad about Bowie again

No one gets more offended by a question than a librarian who's been asked for directions to the bathroom.

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Calling most online communists 'larpers' would be giving them too much credit

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I see the unwashed have taken umbrage with me recently, too bad for them it just makes me sweeter

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Somehow this post got attention? Not sure how. Lots of good accts to block in replies, people who can't mind their business.

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I kinda get how these trees drove Tom Thomson insane

headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20/09/2026

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they're saying this guy is 44 years old. thats the real final fantasy brother it probably ain't gonna go down like that for you

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Americans can eat multiple bags of popcorn in one sitting.

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pumpkin spice gas at the Esso, must be autumn

Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Drinking the water that makes my cum pearlescent

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I might be one of the three people out there who didn't like Control. Story was cool, but third person shooters are so tiresome these days

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What the hell is a 'Shopify CEO', we're not making more of these guys already are we

Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am going to pwnmax you with my superior karate

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My wife and I are finally getting married though, I think we found a guy who can do it drive-through style

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Parking spot stealers hurt parking spot stealers

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Suggesting a Darkplace wedding to my wife. We'd be Liz and Sanch, rev would be dag

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can't stand Doodles. Psychotic, ugly, too big, too excitable. Massive red flag dog.

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So did Cheadle become a dog for Netero or was she already a dog girl when he made her The Dog of The Zodiac?

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Croaker @thecroaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Life begins at retirement" wrong, foolish. Death begins at retirement.

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I don't want my kids dating no future people. What do they know to come back to now to date? Basically predatory, I think

Finally at 30 turn up Dragonbros, we up touching worm and eating onions

DragonMasters 30 from the library. Good condition

Getting so sick of seeing people on their phones, I might never pick mine up again

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Not even polling the Canadian aggression. Americans truly don't care, tanks in Ottawa might get 30% disapproval, if they noticed.

People love pretending that women can't be chuds.

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