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The Cray

@thecray.bsky.social
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Left Optimistic Cynic. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Ally. Work in science. Usually like animals a lot more than people. Photography, food, gardening, books. Living on Dharug and Gundungurra lands. Fled the bird site. Quite caffeinated. HarrisWalz 2024 #auspol

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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I don't know who made this meme but I feel it's probably quite an accurate representation
there are two golfers looking at each other - one is a thin man neatly dressed with the test Paramount labelling him. The other man is a little overweight, wearing bright pink floral trousers, a bright blue shirt and smoking a cigar - he is labelled Southpark. He is looking at Paramount.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A tiny jumping spider - having an existential crisis
a little jumping spider contemplates life from the handle of a green waste bina little jumping spider still contemplates their existence from the safety of the green waste bin
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
He'll find a way
an incredibly brave man stands in front of 4 tanks on a road in tianneman square in China
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A man is carrying a suitcase on his head while talking to another man. They are both standing in floodwater.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A light brown furry blob hops over to a sad purple furry blob and gives it a gentle hug
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Making progress - so much cable
Knitted cardigan sleeve being made - the wool is a red plum colour. The knitting has a lot of texture - it looks like it is rope plaited together
  It is laid out on a blue ans white patterned blanket.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Apparently I am not permitted to move for the rest of the day - I have become furniture
A sleepy tabby and white cat resting her head on a olive green fleece blanket
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Holiday project - I'm making this for one of the offspring - first ever Japanese knitting pattern - wish me luck! www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
A girl with a cool shaggy haircut is wearing a long cardigan / coat knitted from rust coloured wool
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Out of office is on - festive cheese consumption may now begin in earnest.
On a golden yellow background, there is a black and white line drawing of a man wearing a suit, sitting in an office chair. His legs are crossed, with one foot resting on the knee of his other leg. He is holding his hand to his chin in thought. The text says "I'm currently out of the office and can be reached by waiting until I get back."
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Two men looking at a computer screen. One man looks at the other and says "checks out"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This poor guy was buzzing the deck roof & became covered in cobwebs,wings stuck together. It was huge, wingspan ~5". Some delicate work with a paintbrush & straw cleaner & they were good to go. There's still some cobweb in this pic, but I managed to get it all off - they live to fly another day.
A large dragon fly rests on a grid of rusting metal.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Errol has been identified! They are a Podocanthus typhon, a pink winged phasmid. I won't be handling Errol as I respect Errol's boundaries, but if I did, I could reveal beautiful pink wings as below (pic by Magda Reardon, found on Pintrest) What a delightful visitor bie.ala.org.au/species/http...
A long green insect that looks a bit like a stick. Someone is holding the bugs wings out so they are visible - they are a beautiful medium pink.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
A side view of Errol - they are very chill with flash photography
A large insect with brown head and legs and a body with wings that look like leaves
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Morning - found this delightful beast at the front door this morning - I have named them Errol... any entomologists care to give Errol a proper identification? A phasmid of sorts but exactly what kind? They're about 20cm long. Located in the Blue Mountains (on my verandah!)
A large insect with brown head and legs and a body with wings that look like leavesA large insect with brown head and legs and a body with wings that look like leaves
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
behold the floof
Large fluffy black and white cat stretched out on a beige carpet
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It's a portent of doom - I actually used the old bananas and made the banana bread.
A loaf of just baked banana bread. It's a rectangular loaf - golden brown with a cracked crust top. It's still in the tin, so you can see the lining paper. The tin is sitting on a wire grid cooling rack. The bench is dark grey and you can see cream wall tiles in the background.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Goodnight 😴 #caturday
A black and white cat is resting his head on the sleeve of his human. There is a little reflection of light on his big eyes. He has a pink nose.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Goodnight
A close up of a tabby and white cat snuggled into a white and blue striped sheet.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
From my page to a day calendar - courtesy of the outstanding @effinbirds.com - this seems remarkably prescient (it's the 14th where I am)
A calendar page - a picture of a black bird - small beak, plump body  with some red around its eyes. The text beside the bird says "I have seen a ton of dumb shit, and let me tell you this is some spectacularly dumb shit" @effinbirds. The date is Thursday November 14 2024.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Morning all
A man with long hair is singing into a microphone and playing a guitar, while riding a horse. They are in a desert. The speech bubble for the man says "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name" (which is a song lyric). The horse replies "It's Frank and you fucking know it"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I cannot credit the creator as I don't know who made this meme (I did search), but it makes me smile everytime I see it ...
A man with wild black hair and red lips is lying in bed. He's staring off into the distance. He looks kind of resigned to his fate. He's wearing striped pyjamas and he is under the blankets. A woman is sitting by the bedside reading a book to the man. The cover of the book she is reading has an image of a different man on it.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
There is a lot of this
2 frames - 1st frame is a cartoon dog sitting calmly at a table with a coffee cup. The room he is in is on fire with smoke and flames. 2nd frame is a close up of the dog and the text says "this is fine".
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Because it is Friday and everything is kind of shit - have a pun
Two images  - the top image has an old rusty red school bus, it's falling apart. It's parked at the curb of a park in winter with bare trees and brown grass. The caption says "An old bus". The bottom image is a picture of the jackal headed egyptian god - the head is of a black jackal (looks a lot like a dog) with large ears. It is wearing egyptian robes in gold, red and lapis blue. It's holding its arms up to chest height with palms facing the viewer. The caption is "..."
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Indeed
A light brown brick building, with a large sign in black and white hanging from the side of the building. The sign says "I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors".
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
It's #Caturday! This is Yuki from the shelter - she's a sweetheart with the sweetest squeak meow. She's very shy. Stay out of the ridiculous heat - put water out for the wildlife.
Close up of a cat face. The cat has a white face with yellow eyes. She has tabby ears, a dark pink nose and a little smudge of brown fur near her mouth.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Morning Grey and drizzly weekend ahead apparently. According to Mario - it's the perfect weather for snuggling and procrastinating with your human
Black and white cat - he's falling asleep so his eyes are half closed. He is reclining on my arm
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Morning Mario has been making renovations
Large, fluffy black and white cat, curled up in an old shoe box. The shoe box has three corners torn away, and parts of the cat flow out of the box
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Morning Happy Hump day
First frame is a sign at a church - The message reads "Church closed due to Corvid". Second frame is a close up of a crow's face - its eye is glowing red like a laser.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
I love when the cockatoos get together to keep an eye on, but also hassle a snake. They are quite literally sticky beaks. I'm hoping it was the diamond python, but it could be the resident red belly. I couldn't see it, but they certainly can.
Five sulphur crested cockatoos on a branch in a large green tree. They are large white parrots with grey curved beaks, black eyes and yellow crests. They are all looking at something on the ground, some have their head tilted to the side. One of them has their bright yellow crest raised.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Your page to a day desk calendar is the first one I have never missed ripping the page off. Many pages are now on my office wall - especially march 15 & 10, Feb 24 & June 7. I already have 2024 calendar waiting. I don't cheat & look ahead. I laugh every morning. The pic is from my fridge at home
Two pages from a calendar with nice illustrations of birds and some text - top frame "what the fuck" dec 31/1st Jan. 2nd frame  here comes the bullshit 2nd Jan
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Morning Hump day already
close up the face of a marble statue. The face locks shocked with wide eyes and an open mouth. The text says "When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Morning
A mock page from a children's book by Dick Bruna. The image is made up of flat blocks of colour. The character, Miffy - a white rabbit - drawn in a very stylised way - black outline, white fill, with a little cross for her nose/mouth - is reading a book with a blue cover titled "Watership Down". There is a thought bubble coming from Miffy - it says "Fucking Hell!"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Woman in aqua sleevelss top, spilling her drink because she is laughing so hard. She is holding a white coffee mug
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
😂 But also - regarding the tweet ...
A man stands in front of a dark timber china display cabinet. He has dark hair and is wearing a black and grey jumper . He is puling an angry face as he is mid sentence. It is a screenshot of a Schitts creek gif. David (Dan Levy) is saying "what the actual f**k" .
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Morning anyway - have a good Thursday
Two panels - top panel - nice painted english country scene with a farm house, some people and a few cows. Text "it was the best of shires"
bottom panel - nice painted english country scene with house and a horse and cart. On the cart is a clear glass bottle with an orange label that says Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce. Text "it was the worcestershires"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Woman spilling her coffee because she is laughing so hard. She wears a light aqua sleeveless top and her coffee mug is white
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Yay!
A kind of lime green background. There is a drawing of Snoopy - a white dog with long black ears, and a black button nose. He's wearing a red collar and standing on his hind feet. His front paws are like little fists for punching the air while he's celebrating. The text above says YAY!!
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Best court illustration I've seen in a long time 😂 (courtesy of BBC website Reuters/JaneRosenberg)
Really awful illustration of Donald Trump testifying - his arms are crossed and he is looking at the prosecutor questioning him. Trump looks old, arrogant and ugly. The prosecutor is drawn in half profile - turned away from the viewer.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Jumping spiders were my gateway spider (ex-severe arachnophobe) - they are so cute and curious
little jumping spider looking straight at the camera. It is standing on a white background, with specs of dirt. It looks like it is preparing to "exit - stage left"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Morning I'm saying Nup to the Cup.
A black and white photograph of racehorses with their jockeys - racing. A large red rectangle covers a portion of the photo. The text says "On average at least one horse will die on an Australian race track every 2.5 days"
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Stella with jazz hands and goodnight - sweet dreams
A cat sitting on a couch - you can only see her face and her extended front legs which are mainly white. Someone has drawn white arms with hands and fingers on either side of her body just below her face - so it looks like the cat has arms.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Mario sagt Hallo
Eine schwarz-weiße flauschige Katze streckte sich aus. Er ist riesig.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Stella and Mario thank you for the tip and hope you have a good evening
Tabby and white cat snuggled up to a black and white cat. They are both sleeping. Their heads are touching and their front paws are intertwined.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I MADE JAM!!! Had my pouring skills been better - it would have been 5 jars instead of almost 5... tastes like plum jam Thankyou for the advice on the jars (I am tasting the spills on fresh bread with butter 😁 - tastes like jam!)
1 almost full and 4 full jars of jam. They have red & white check patterned lids. They sit on a bamboo cutting board in a kitchen.Bright red JAM on a piece of buttered wholemeal bread. It's sitting on a blue and white patterned plate.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Whatever happens it smells nice and it's a pretty colour
Boiling red liquid in a pot
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
I'm making the jam!
A big pot of bright red liquid on a stove
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Shelf emptied & no more crickets. No obvious entry point. How did it get in? Why was it in the empty cereal container? It was still alive - probably not in the best health, but still.. wtaf.. I wonder if this has anything to do with the medium size huntsman last week - perhaps a chase? 🤷‍♀️
A corner kitchen cupboard lit up by a torch. The interior is white. It's mostly empty, but you can see juicers on the left and some storage containers on the floor in front of it. What you cannot see is any evidence of crickets...
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Ok - I'm emboldened - tomorrow I MAKE THE JAM! I have the jars ... I have the time (probably) I'll take the fruit out of the freezer in the morning. I will report back (with pics)
Two plastic freezer bags filled with cherry plums that have been washed, halved and pitted. They fruit is frozen. It sits on a dark grey kitchen bench.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Easiest method to sterilise jars for jam? I have a cherry plum tree that gave me a heap of fruit last year - it's been sitting "prepped to go" in the freezer because I am too afraid of sterilising the jars. Molten sugar lava - bring it on. Fuzzy mould on jam? 😱 Easy fail/fool proof methods?
A blue and white patterned plate piled high with cherry plums. They look like regular plums, but are a little smaller. They are little spherical fruit with shiny ruby red skins.
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The Cray @thecray.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Morning Friday The mystery of random paperbags in the recycling bin has been solved - it was not some tidy intruder on halloween - it was teen cray #1 picking them up as the bags blew down the street when they were walking back from the shops. I think I have parented good 🙂 Make a friday wish
A dandelion  on a background of varying shades of green there is a white ball of dandelion seeds - incredibly delicate
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