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Alex Dayton

@thecommonmasses.bsky.social
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Overweight and underwhelming, but I have a sense of humor so at least there's that

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Turbo Dork @turbodork.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We are PROUD to announce this month's bundle, with 6 fabulous colors: 🌈 Redrum 🌈 Multipass 🌈 Pucker 🌈 Gordian Knot 🌈 Dork 🌈 People Eater All proceeds from this month's bundle will be donated to the Trevor Project! champ.ly/itY7UOsO #TurboDork #MiniPainting #Bundle #Pride #PaintBundle
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I NEED IT
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gave the cats a box. Orion would not stop screaming at me until I moved it into the bedroom and onto the bed and now he's claimed it as his and he hisses anytime Nox even looks at the box
Large black cat inside a cardboard box
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Tried to get the Dunkin bucket this morning but no luck :(
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Graduated today with my degree in Wildlife Conservation from the school I've wanted to go to since I was a teenager.
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Turbo Dork @turbodork.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
✨ Big announcement! ✨ We're excited to announce that the Turbo Dork family is growing with 20 new colors. We are still getting our swatch golems ready to show off the paints themselves, but they have names! Stay tuned for more info. ^_^ #TurboDork #MiniPainting #ComingSoon #NewRelease
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
SLoopa
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The look of the cat that definitely didn't just throw up all over my bed
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I am trying so hard not to absolutely just crash out at her but its a battle I'm close to losing.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This fucking professor at school is going to cause me to have a stroke I swear to god. Now she's saying one of the images I used in my final project isn't usable because she can't access the site because it went down sometime between Sunday and now.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Today is Orion's 12th birthday and he decided to celebrate it by throwing up in my tub this morning. Love my evil, tubby boy though and wouldn't trade him for the world.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Almost went the petty route with the teacher that questioned my academic integrity but decided to be the slightly better person. So only half the sources I'm using for my final paper for this class are physical sources instead of all of them.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Omg they're on a little date to the market, how cute.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Pinsir & Heracross are married and living their best lives in my Pokopia world.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Got accused of cheating at school because one of the sources I used was a hard copy of a textbook that I had from another class and the professor of my current class said because she couldn't find a free copy of the textbook online she couldn't verify it as a source.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My reaction when I see this on a school assignment.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bought myself a switch 2 as an early graduation present and mostly because I want to no life Pokopia
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My therapist thinks I should try stand up and I told her I would rather be waterboarded and she laughed like I was telling a joke
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This January has been a rough one I won't lie y'all. I'm manifesting a better week though. I desperately need it.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Some wintery pics from outside my apartment
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Universe can I please get a single win. Just like a small one is all I'm asking for.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ted Cruz going on vacation to California three days before a winter storm is supposed to hit Texas???? I'm fully expecting the power grid to actually explode this time
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
lmao someone broke into my car 🙃
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This past week sucked from both a mental health standpoint and a physical health standpoint so if this coming week could NOT just absolutely fuck my shit up, I'd greatly appreciate it.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Girl dinner
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My sleepy evil cat and my sweet baby angel
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I might have a slight duck problem in Arc Raiders
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We have a 3D printer at work and my boss let me print this bad boy.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I got: Butter Hope Ass
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Tina got me these really cool Minecraft blocks for Christmas and we built this little scene with it!
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
At this point I'm not even trying for a "happily ever after". I'm just trying for a "kinda ok ever after"
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Turbo Dork @turbodork.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ever wonder how we got our start? Well, People Eater was the color that kicked off Turbo Dork! Hear our origin story from our creator, Greg 💜 💜 💜 #Warhammer #FunFactFriday #TurboDork #MiniPainting #Painting #Warhammer40k #PaintingWarhammer #MiniaturePainting
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got home from work and one of my fire alarms is chirping and I don't have a tall enough ladder to reach it so I just have to live with the noise until I can get a ladder 🙃
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Shopify being down is sooooo great. Definitely not a massive pain in the ass.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I want a game where it's just stash/inventory management and then you send off characters to do raid runs and there's a chance they die and come back with nothing but there's also a chance they come back with a ton of loot and you have to decide what to send out your players with.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Doing some arts and crafts at work today to try and make silly displays for social media posts. The cut outs in the first picture are definitely supposed to be abominable snowmen and definitely not ghosts
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
My little brother turns 19 today. Wild how time flies
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The people that say friendly friendly friendly and then shoot you when you calling extract on arc raiders are so annoying
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Painting a dire turducken for a social media post for work and so far I'm pretty happy with how it's turning out. First picture is it all primed and then the other three are what I've done so far. Just need to work on some detailing.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
That being said I want the Steam Cube
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Steam literally said, here's a cube that's a PC but not
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nearly died on my last arc raiders run of the night, but thankful managed to crawl my ass onto the train. Truly a goated run though. A rusted gear AND cooling fans!
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Gonna start a series called "maybe if I don't move they won't see me" in Arc Raiders.
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I die more to fall damage than I do to other players on Arc Raiders
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Respawn I have a .5 KD why am I fighting people like this in the year of our Lord 2025
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
oh ok
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Orion always looks like he's so over it lmao
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Had a run of Arc Raiders where there was me and four other solo players just looking for fruit on Blue Gate and we all worked together to take down a leaper and it was a frickin blast. Also running around in buried city with just a melee weapon is a straight vibe
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Alex Dayton @thecommonmasses.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Arc Raiders is fun
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