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The Comfort Czar

@thecomfortczar.bsky.social
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I'm here for a good time, and to speak my mind. I believe in the constitution, and that life since 2017 has become weirder and weirder by the year; this was accelerated in 2020 by the pandemic. I crave normalcy, but I fear it's gone. Let's have fun.

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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My fanfiction South Park episode lol #southpark #uspolitics #fdt #funny #ridiculous #lol
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I moved to British Columbia a month ago, I'm here to let you know that YES the things happening in the US right now seem even crazier from the other side of the border. Up here in the Vancouver metro area of Canada life feels normal again. Sorry, but my mental health was suffering under the regime
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
From the maga book club I'm sure... #resist #fdt #theresistance #politics
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hell of a PROTEST album right here. 🎵🔥 #protest #music #rap #protestmusic #protestalbum #blacksky #musicsky #rapsky
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The Protest
Debut Album "The Protest" released July 4, 2026.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It is so weird to me that anybody ever wanted to watch Ron Jeremy have sex 😄 #lol
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You just know that JD Vance has probably bought like 6 of these already 😆 #jdvance #couch #uspolitics #usgovernment #satire #lol
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If Massie loses because he stood by his principles regarding Epstein, that will be the most insane successful Trump inspired primary to date. I'm sure I probably disagree with Massie on many issues, but at least he's got a spine and some principles and isn't just another obedient Trump sycophant.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
How ironic is it that maga is obsessed with taking away rights for lgbtq+, and yet their leader's favorite song is YMCA, his only dance move looks like he is jerking off two men, and he is obsessed with a ballroom? #fdt #irony #antimaga #orangeman #bluewave #uspolitics #usgovernment #ballroom
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
With all of the disrespect orange man has shown to past Presidents, the office of the Presidency, and the buildings and institutions of the US, the next President should definitely undo all that shit AND erect a statue of Orange man getting spit roasted by Netanyahu and Putin, among other changes...
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If Mr. Nice guy is the one that triple tapped a little girls school killing everyone inside and then never even apologized for the "mistake", wtf is this guy going to do? #antimaga #nevertrump #fdt #theresistance #uspolitics
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Magats have never acted in good faith, and are not serious people. The leader of their movement can't speak without lying. These people are surprised we think it is a real possibility that he has faked assassination attempts in order to galvanize support for himself and his twisted plans for us?
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Orange man is a miserable idiot, and he is a hero to other miserable idiots who blame their problems on everybody except for themselves. #antimaga #nevertrump #fdt #magats #magat #uspolitics #unitedstates #dividedstates 🫠
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Everyday I am left in awe at just how lame Pete Hegseth is, lame but given way more power than he should have ever been given in life. In normal times, in a normal country, his highest station in life would have been holding a ridiculous sign downtown when the nightclubs let out that says "Repent!"
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What in the 1984 is this bullshit? Btw, "Panican" is such a lame label he throws at anybody that reacts to him being a lunatic out to hurt people. Show me the man who didn't panic when he threatened to end an entire civilization and I'll show you somebody that might as well be lobotomized.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You mean it doesn't stand for Federal Bureau of Intoxication? In that case I'm starting to think this guy's unqualified.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Doctor Jesus strikes again 🥴 #blasphemy #fdt #uspolitics #politics #doctor #Jesus #lol
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lmfao #uspolitics #satire #comedy #memes #funnymemes #fdt #unitedstates #politics
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Wow, I'm feeling lucky tonight, 5 nympho Milfs have followed me just this week and they're looking for a new "step son". I guess I've still got it.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Love it 😆 I'm a huge fan of Jack Black, total national treasure
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/12/2024
SMITE!!!
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When we live in a place that has enough resources to sustain all of the life in it, we really get to choose whether or not to create a kind society or an unforgiving & mean spirited one. It's when people are forced to fight over loaves of bread to survive that the choice is no longer ours to make.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Does everybody have an emergency food and water supply ready to go just in case chaos ensues after inauguration? Canned goods, non perishables, etc, enough to last 2 weeks or longer? Good idea to get it now, don't wait.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I will give a piece of advice that may give some comfort though; block the insanity out for a few hours and watch a Hallmark Christmas movie, everyone is happy, friendly, and calm in those movies. If that's not your style, watch a comedy. #comfort #rest #rebuild #wellness #mentalhealth #resist
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This country has gone insane; yet if you block that out and watch a movie or talk to your neighbor you can almost feel like things are back to normal, until the thoughts creep back in about the dangerous divide, threats of political violence, dehumanization of political opps; the American nightmare.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I knew a guy in the military, he hated the government, I wondered why he would volunteer to be govt property for a period of time if he hated govt so much. As a civilian he has held several govt jobs. He blocked me when I said "for a guy who hates the govt you sure are employed by them a lot" lol
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
In their efforts to turn the US into a Christian Nationalist "utopia", they'll turn it into a theocratic hellscape. They won't see the irony or similarity between what they aim to do and what Iran already has, an authoritarian theocracy. Same shit different religion. #resist #theresistance #human
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The right wing likes to make fun of Van Jones for crying a lot, but Jordan Peterson cries just as much. I'm fine with men showing emotion,it's unavoidable if you aren't a numb husk of a human. I would love to see Van and Jordan on the same panel, both tearing up for opposite reasons lol #politics
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When a right winger who fancies themselves a stoic says they were sick and tired of "the age of decadence", they want to give up decadence for the type of stuff happening in this picture lol I much prefer decadence. #justathought
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃🥘🥧
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm not looking forward to the "I told you so" or the FAFO phase of his second term, because we didn't fuck around but we're gonna find out also. His failures, tantrums, and fascist tendencies will affect us all. I'd much rather he turn into Mr. Friggin' Rogers instead and prove me wrong. #resist
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I was instantly reminded of this for some reason...
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At this point I want to live in extremely boring times. I want the news and our politics to be like watching paint dry.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Wow, I'm finding out that P3te Hegs3th is even worse than I thought. He wrote a book in 2020 and basically advocated for bringing the crusades to modern day 'Merica. I'm assuming if you aren't a far right fuckwad you'll be on "the list" at some point. Senate needs to reject. #resist #darkages
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Peak ridiculous is a maga guy wearing a "f*ck Joe Biden and f*ck you for voting for him!" shirt while saying we need to unite & wondering why dems are "intolerant" of people like him. Yea I'm also"intolerant" of guys wearing balaclava's outside of my house at 3am as they pick the locks. #resist
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ever since that orange guy got elected I can't check the news without first thinking, "ok, *deep breath*, what dumb shit happened today". I guess it's been that way since he was elected the first time, but much more so now. #resist #theresistance #antimaga #democracy #strangetimes
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Now he can pursue his lifelong dream of coaching high school girls swimming.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My favorite thing about the WWE is that occasionally the CEO will show up to talk to the employees and one of them will break a chair over his back or hit him in the face with a folding chair...and then next Monday that wrestler still works for the WWE 😆 yea I know it's fake but that's hilarious.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ok this one might be better than the last one 😆
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
LOL sad but oh so true
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Kids are hilarious. You tell the it's bedtime and they start playing with as many toys as they can on the way out of the room trying to get that last bit of fun in before they brush their teeth. #parenthood #kids #family
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If all of the senate Republicans that aren't true believers decided to take a stand and uphold the power of the legislative branch as a separate and equal branch of govt during the coming 4 years, instead of behaving like obedient servants to orange Jesus, they'll be remembered as heroes. #resist
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Florida man, at it again.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Yep, anybody that wouldn't feel bad about killing or thieving if it weren't for their religion is a sociopath.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
LOL
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ok done with ranting at the moment, all of it is just maddening. Change of subject. The homemade cashew milk chocolate bark that they sell fresh at the Lindt stores is to freaking die for. G'night.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Sometimes I think that the MAGA party is trying to make the federal government so intolerable that everybody just begs for the federal govt to to shrink to the size of a dust mite and hand most power back to the states. I'd much prefer that to what it seems their real motive is, "owning the libs".
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
How many incels does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just mash their keyboard and complain about how the light bulb won't screw them. #badumtss #badumbum
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/11/2024
I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I love Bluesky. We need to protect it at all costs, and when they need to start making some money to be able to sustain all of this growth, I'm down to support it. #bluesky #newsky #thegoodplace
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The Comfort Czar @thecomfortczar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hey Bluesky, Time for a fresh start. Better social media, better people. I'll try to keep it light when I'm on my bullshit...let's go! #bluesky #newsky #followme #ifollowback #skeet #reskeet #followback #humor
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