As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 01/03/2025ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans. We are, a coffee shop. 010
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/02/2025I’m gonna try blue sky again. Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it. But I like it here. Imma try again. 010
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/02/2025Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way. So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well: IAMBLACK.COFFEE Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me. 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 02/02/2025So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart. I’m going at least 3 times. 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 23/01/2025media.tenor.coma man says it 's so perfect in front of a be iconALT: a man says it 's so perfect in front of a be icon 010
Reposted by As Told By CarlJamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Dropping off @thecoffeecarl.com smokers set #resinart #stefanartistry👑 051
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025media.tenor.coma little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a room .ALT: a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a room . 010
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025Wait, is that the finished product? How does one pay?! 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025Started here.media.tenor.coma man in a colorful shirt is standing in front of a pink background with the word trade written on it .ALT: a man in a colorful shirt is standing in front of a pink background with the word trade written on it . 140
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG. I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’? This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂 120
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025I know that’s not all of it, and he was seeking validation and acceptance from white folks likely. But, I can’t pretend black gays would have been lined up outside his window as a skinny, fem, darker skinned theater girl. 100
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025He won star search in 1992, yt crowd. tried to have an R&B career and it flopped. The yt crowds embraced him. I think he went where he felt celebrated and fit in. Fast forward to now, it’s like older white men get to be daddies but Older black men are supposed to just go hide and be alone. 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025And even then, he was too brown, too fem, into the arts, etc. He isn’t the conventional picture of beauty or bravado black gay men typically court. And remember, he’s of a generation where fem was ABSOLUTELY out. It was about thug trade, down. 100
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc. So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man. But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him. Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.media.tenor.coma woman is crying and asking who else was going to love meALT: a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me 100
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 12/01/2025I have both. Here’s what I’ll say. I like the 1:1 point transfer with the platinum for Delta, which isn’t available on the sapphire. I also like having automatic status with Hilton, Marriot Bon Voy, Avis, Hertz and I like airport lounge access because I fly delta often. 100
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 09/01/2025How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment? 1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.) 020
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025When did you know? (🏳️🌈) Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart. 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”. But. Free Palestine. And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine. 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025Sometimes it breaks my heart when I hear what they’ve said about me. 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025Now that Blue is 13, I suppose she’ll be able to work longer hours due to child labor laws and perhaps Beyoncé will have proper management. 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025It was only up for a few days like last January or so. 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025This one time it was available on YouTube before Parkwood snatched it. And I downloaded it to my tv 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a hoodie is drinking through a straw from a cup .ALT: a woman in a hoodie is drinking through a straw from a cup . 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025Cause clearly she’s gonna keep playing in our faces. 220
Reposted by As Told By CarlJovie @joviej.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Everyone deserves a chance to fly. ✨ 2565
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 04/01/2025media.tenor.comscar from the lion king is smiling with the words be preeeeeepaaaaaaared below himALT: scar from the lion king is smiling with the words be preeeeeepaaaaaaared below him 110
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 03/01/2025Oh, now see, there go Terrymedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is making a funny face with his hand on his mouth .ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face with his hand on his mouth . 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 30/12/2024My alt sky has so many more followers 🙃. It’s so strange lol. Idk what list I ended up on lol 000
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024Someone on the other app that I haven’t deleted yet said Beyoncé been doing the same performance since Homecoming. ….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”. I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different. 150
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024I cooked.🫶🏽💙 Todays best gift was friendship. First group meal in my New York apt. 020
As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024I walked outside like “Snow?!? In Winter?! Oh hell no 😂 110