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@thecoffeecarl.com
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FinTech Exec turned Entrepreneur. I Sell Real Estate & own coffee shops. I live Uptown NYC, and sometimes, I’m in ATL. Mostly tho, I just live. 😎

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 01/03/2025
ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans. We are, a coffee shop.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/02/2025
5’5 with brown legs.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/02/2025
I’m gonna try blue sky again. Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it. But I like it here. Imma try again.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/02/2025
Damn Tae. 😍
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/02/2025
Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way. So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well: IAMBLACK.COFFEE Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 02/02/2025
So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart. I’m going at least 3 times.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 23/01/2025
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 23/01/2025
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a man says it 's so perfect in front of a be icon
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Jamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Dropping off @thecoffeecarl.com smokers set #resinart #stefanartistry👑
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 19/01/2025
So now I’m jealous 😂
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 16/01/2025
WENDYYYY!!!!
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
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a little girl wearing sunglasses and a blue dress is dancing in a room .
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
Wait, is that the finished product? How does one pay?!
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
Started here.
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a man in a colorful shirt is standing in front of a pink background with the word trade written on it .
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG. I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’? This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
I know that’s not all of it, and he was seeking validation and acceptance from white folks likely. But, I can’t pretend black gays would have been lined up outside his window as a skinny, fem, darker skinned theater girl.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
He won star search in 1992, yt crowd. tried to have an R&B career and it flopped. The yt crowds embraced him. I think he went where he felt celebrated and fit in. Fast forward to now, it’s like older white men get to be daddies but Older black men are supposed to just go hide and be alone.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
And even then, he was too brown, too fem, into the arts, etc. He isn’t the conventional picture of beauty or bravado black gay men typically court. And remember, he’s of a generation where fem was ABSOLUTELY out. It was about thug trade, down.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc. So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man. But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him. Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.
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a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
Because…. This is ridiculous
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025
External Revenue Service It’s..whew.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 14/01/2025
The way
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 14/01/2025
I mean. I respect it.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 12/01/2025
Yeahhhh I would say so tbh .
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 12/01/2025
I have both. Here’s what I’ll say. I like the 1:1 point transfer with the platinum for Delta, which isn’t available on the sapphire. I also like having automatic status with Hilton, Marriot Bon Voy, Avis, Hertz and I like airport lounge access because I fly delta often.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 09/01/2025
How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment? 1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 09/01/2025
Ain’t nobody gotta make Frank right!
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025
Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.)
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025
When did you know? (🏳️‍🌈) Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025
Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”. But. Free Palestine. And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
Sometimes it breaks my heart when I hear what they’ve said about me.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
Now that Blue is 13, I suppose she’ll be able to work longer hours due to child labor laws and perhaps Beyoncé will have proper management.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
It was only up for a few days like last January or so.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
This one time it was available on YouTube before Parkwood snatched it. And I downloaded it to my tv
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
It’s saved on my tv 🥲
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
Unique!
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
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a woman in a hoodie is drinking through a straw from a cup .
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025
Cause clearly she’s gonna keep playing in our faces.
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Jovie @joviej.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Everyone deserves a chance to fly. ✨
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 04/01/2025
Hey girls. Pay down your Amex and Affirm.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 04/01/2025
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scar from the lion king is smiling with the words be preeeeeepaaaaaaared below him
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 03/01/2025
Oh, now see, there go Terry
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a man with a beard is making a funny face with his hand on his mouth .
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 30/12/2024
My alt sky has so many more followers 🙃. It’s so strange lol. Idk what list I ended up on lol
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024
Someone on the other app that I haven’t deleted yet said Beyoncé been doing the same performance since Homecoming. ….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”. I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024
I cooked.🫶🏽💙 Todays best gift was friendship. First group meal in my New York apt.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 25/12/2024
B. L. U. E.
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 25/12/2024
Beyoncé looks GOODT
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024
I walked outside like “Snow?!? In Winter?! Oh hell no 😂
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024
Oh so this is your fault?!
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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024
*Checks Profile* Hey Siri: Can I drive to Japan?
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