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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 01/03/2025

ask my staff to keep up with inventory. They tell me we are out of Croissants. Do NOT mention we are out of coffee beans. We are, a coffee shop.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/02/2025

I’m gonna try blue sky again. Something pissed my smooth off and I was over it. But I like it here. Imma try again.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/02/2025

Since 2021, I’ve given everything to my business. I can’t even quantify all that sacrificed along the way. So many of you have asked, “How can I support your shop?” Well: IAMBLACK.COFFEE Whether you buy a bag of coffee, a cup, or even just a sticker—it means something to me.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 02/02/2025

So glad so many of you won’t be logged on Ticketmaster when the tickets drop since the world is falling apart. I’m going at least 3 times.

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Jamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Dropping off @thecoffeecarl.com smokers set #resinart #stefanartistry👑

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025

lol. Drake withdrew the petition against Spotify and UMG. I….. this is the most anticlimating ending of such a beef that there’s ever been. Did he just decide to accept the ‘L’? This is actually when he shoulda released “Honestly, Nevermind” 😂

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025

Black gays say Billy Porter is unattractive, annoying, too old, too fem, etc. So, Billy Porter married a yt man and we said oh of course he got a yt man. But we PUBLICLY criticize him and ostracize him. Who was gonna love him?! Hmm? Since u wrote ur think piece and u know everything.

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a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me

ALT: a woman is crying and asking who else was going to love me

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 15/01/2025

External Revenue Service It’s..whew.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 09/01/2025

How Much was Rent when you got your first apartment? 1050. I was 22. Fresh out of college. 💙🫶🏽

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 09/01/2025

Ain’t nobody gotta make Frank right!

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025

Post you from a different era of your life. (22 in this pic.)

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025

When did you know? (🏳️‍🌈) Tyson Beckford. Unbreak my heart.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/01/2025

Donald Trump said “all hell will break lose if Hamas hasn’t released the hostages by 1/20”. But. Free Palestine. And don’t vote for Kamala to Free Palestine.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025

Sometimes it breaks my heart when I hear what they’ve said about me.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 07/01/2025

Cause clearly she’s gonna keep playing in our faces.

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Jovie @joviej.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Everyone deserves a chance to fly. ✨

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 04/01/2025

Hey girls. Pay down your Amex and Affirm.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 30/12/2024

My alt sky has so many more followers 🙃. It’s so strange lol. Idk what list I ended up on lol

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024

Someone on the other app that I haven’t deleted yet said Beyoncé been doing the same performance since Homecoming. ….. they didn’t see Renaissance, clearly. You saw a marching band and black folks and said “this the same”. I want yall to stop reaching so hard to try and be different.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 26/12/2024

I cooked.🫶🏽💙 Todays best gift was friendship. First group meal in my New York apt.

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Robstradamus @robertsrules.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I want some to travel with Cuddle with, as well If they can be the same person, slay Hit places/attractions we ain’t hit Book places that have a hammock

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024

Secret about me: I love fire.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 20/12/2024

She’s back posting her pussy on the internet I guess this one ain’t work out neither 🙃

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 18/12/2024

How it started. How it’s going. 1st Year in New York City almost done. What a year man. Sheesh.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

Beyoncè is a student of greatness. She now has more certified units than her idol, Michael Jackson. It’s time to stop playing with her name Most Awarded. Most Certified. One of the highest selling. One of the GREATEST artists of all time. Undeniably.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

Don’t Embarrass Me. Don’t have me find out anything from the streets, you tell me first. Don’t take my choices away. Tell me the truth so I can make informed decisions to choose you based on facts.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

Yes, a few. Maybe not as close because I moved away. The love is still there though.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

There’s one of them I would date again. Everyone else nah.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

I have three really. Physical Touch & quality time. Although, as a Leo, I’m much like a cat. I want to be pet, and I want attention, when I want it. Other times, I want to go sit in the window alone 🤣. Highest would be Gift Giving.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 17/12/2024

Yes. But everytime I’ve given one I’ve regretted it.

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Andresflava @andresflava.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

National Suicide Hotline 1-800-273-8255 talk to someone.. Higher rates of depression and suicides usually take place this time of year.. Love on each other and BE A SAFE SPACE FOR SOMEONE.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 14/12/2024

It’s just…. It’s gotta be a sickness.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 14/12/2024

Rochester. Home girl said her father came and got her from Rochester to either New York City or north Jersey. A 5+ hour drive. Y’all really sat on the internet calling for that man’s execution over a whole fabrication from an ambulance chaser. It’s sick.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 13/12/2024

I don’t be on this page enough. My other page is a lit tho 🤭

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 13/12/2024

I hate when @robertsrules.bsky.social is too active on socials it takes him forever to text me back about important conspiracy theories.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/12/2024

Im just so excited to be going home. Like. I can barely contain myself bruh.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/12/2024

Equinox and Ozempic. Bitch next year I’m getting back to 2015.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/12/2024

Whiskey Neat. Work Complete. Homeward Bound.

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As Told By Carl @thecoffeecarl.com · 08/12/2024

I genuinely have to stop wasting time. All the people are getting married and having babies, while I’m here wondering if I could have been in love by now if it weren’t for Tony.

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a woman is standing in front of a refrigerator with a sign on it that says ' milk ' on it

ALT: a woman is standing in front of a refrigerator with a sign on it that says ' milk ' on it

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prblm. @flyasfuck.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

“That’s still your family” is not a good enough excuse for me

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