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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone should check on them the doors that is, they are alive after all
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if maybe they didn't use AI I wouldn't have almost lost half a terrabyte of data bc their uninstall didn't work properly That they didn't disclose in the loader itself and only on the page where you download it that you don't have to look at to update
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck this I need someone to make a fanfic of all the old rare properties being somewhat relieved by the news because they can actually properly retire Lemme read about Banjo meeting Conker at the grocery store and getting kicked out because they're retired and they won't be punished for felonies
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In reality, most Banjo fans are in the "welp its over" phase and its also resulting in some funny posts.
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite the series' whole deal, we're usually pretty slow
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Iris @ DISABILITY AWARENESS MONTH @irisposting.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This only has 57 reposts PLEASE DON'T BE A BYSTANDER AND WATCH ME DIE. If more people reposted I wouldn't have to spam like this!!! THIS IS OVERDUE ALREADY I HAVE MEDS TO PICK UP TOMORROW THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH PayPal.me/cjmcwillams Vmo areanynamesopen
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he's trying to trick you so you miss his secret iconic right hand knife
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been getting really into women lately
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
does a backflip
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
that would kill a weaker lesbian i think
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i think you might be gay
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a wii u maybe
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
you can still get it, but you have to buy it along with a bunch of other games which kinda sucks
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
not to mention it seperates the body type with the pronouns awesome as hell
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
kim
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
im girls can i be included in the money given
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
but i wanna say your name too sigh
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wii are going to melee u 64 times ultimate
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i deserve a better me than myself
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i could probably just go "LOOK A PREDATOR!" and when you turn to check run away directly into a wall getting smushed really flat and falling onto the ground with a metal lid sound effect that'd also probably work
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 19/08/2026
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
email machine broke
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
sure what's your email
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SexTheHex @sexthehex.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Dames. They's nothing but trouble. I's know because I's was a dames, and I's was nothing but trouble. The boss be a dames too, and she's savouring the constant gender euphoria of being nothing but trouble."
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ah fuck i forgot
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
remind me not to kill anybody, thanks
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
you should do a backflip
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bad
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Paper Mario Nintendo Sixty-Four
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
was it enough
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
knowing youtube they'd probably be like "Oopsie woopsie my mistake! But we already used the resources to make the dub so it's staying up, nothing goes to waste!" like they aren't rich and can't just eat that cost
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this is where you delete your save and unlock everything again the grind never ends
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this is actually what got me into Metal in the first place! A very special comic, amazingly done by the artists and writers.
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
screw that where's the 1:1 scale one
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
some people are hated for the wrong reasons it bothers me
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
dang i hope we learn it at some point
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
it got nerfed and it's still ridiculously powerful we love psy fly even if it always misses the easiest to dodge shots
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
was it worth it
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
HERE COMES A BIG ONE!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Unlikable Woman Patch. Unfortunately, I can't get one because I'm not a woman. And because I'm not unlikable. Right? Right? collabs.shop/cmd46a
A rectangular embroidered patch with a dark teal background and a thick orange border. The words "UNLIKEABLE WOMAN" are stitched in pink, centered between two horizontal rows of small, colorful embroidered flowers.
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SCARY kim💛 @kimbahly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
IT APPEARS that im running out of estrogen which is bad because allie is gone forever ive got maybe 3-4 months left of my supply before im completely out and at that point i dont know what im going to do. if anyone has any affordable recommendations pls send my way thanks......
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
why did i get followed by two porn accounts at once i mean hi
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
why have i not been seeing this, feeling scammed
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
heh, my strategy never fails *panic inputs what feels like the right moves and somehow countering just enough of your attacks that i start winning*
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
good thing i don't block
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
this is a good idea i support this
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
it's not cheating that jetpack was really expensive
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
you see the trick is that im gonna give them a jetpack you'll be too wowed by the sick jetpack to even realize it
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Cocoa [🍫] @thecocoaqueen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I could send a single pred to your castle and then come in and take the throne it would NOT be that hard
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