Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"We named our sports team after a jet engine's boom" "We named our sports team after cultural appropriation" *the whitesox, looking down* err, erm,,, 020
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You have me as your profile picture. I am clippy. Difference. 010
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cybersecurity Cybersecurit Cybersecuri Cybersecur Cybersecu Cybersec Cyberse Get your mind out of the gutter. 151
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It looks like you're the secretary of defence. Would you like some help coming up with sound strategic and budgetar- - no ok you just want to invite a couple of criminals in to do a pep talk uh huh okay well I can't help here clearly. 020
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It looks like you're a billionaire running an "AI" company. Would you like to make your chatbots seem dangerous for clout and revenue maximisation with that? Oh, you're already, you don't need any help, ok. 1152
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It looks like you’re writing a le- oh what’s the point? You’re just going to get ChatGPT to rewrite it into generic slop anyway. 183
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Autocorrecting every instance of 'America' that you type to 'Ontario'. Not just for the lake. For everything. 0103
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The real Microsoft Bob, right here. Love you too my friend. 040
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Smashing your head repeatedly against the keyboard still counts as writing a letter. 041
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you have nothing nice to say... ... then it looks like you're writing a letter. 020
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Modern poster slop generated by AI is making 1997 Word Art look a WHOLE lot less crappy. 16011
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It looks like you think every person of colour plagiarises their work. Would you like a job at a leading university with that? 081
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can "accidentally" install a photos app on billions of devices, but you don't have the guts to keep an office assistant on the payroll. COME ON, MICROSOFT. Cowards. 071
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I learned this the hard way when I tried to get you all to write letters in the 90s. Maybe if you'd have listened to me, the world would have been a kinder and more communicative place. 020
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Your AI didn’t go rogue and hack anyone, it did what you asked it to for marketing clout. 1195
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It looks like you’re a goose. Would you like value with that? #Goose 020
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We regret to inform you that milkshake duck is a racist. 040
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It looks like you’re attempting a coup. Would you like to very politely ask the leader you’re ousting to leave, kindly, thank you very much, or else you’ll have to write a strongly worded letter with that? The Modern British Approach ™ 021
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Remember kids, if anyone from the government asks, VPN stands for Very Proper Nouns - something we should all be encouraged to use when typing on all of our devices. 092
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you don't want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you want to fire missiles at Iran. It looks like you do- okay just maybe stop. 0352
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It looks like you're building a data center. Please stop. 1146
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine it on a nice piece of sourdough, or alongside your favourite fruit or vegetable chutney. Being vegan is something to be proud of, and in no way precludes you from this cheesey love fest. 150
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026You're not supposed to fuck the cheese, Dr. D. You're supposed to eat it. 000
Clippy @theclippy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Hi Nadia, there is such a thing as vegan cheese, often made from coconut oil and plant-based flavourings. Thanks x 150
Reposted by ClippyAGent213 💙🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱☕️🇺🇳🔭🔬Gulf of Mexico!!! @embracingcuriosity.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I was. 😢 There is 🧀 I am. 😁 042