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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 17h

She wanted a funeral dress... I decided that she is a Barbie Princess now

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well, I did make a promise... And after all, why not... Why shouldn't I edit another Powerwash video? :)

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I remember a time where I had to "fix" PCs because someone decided to download "PCDestroyer4000" from some random ass forum... Now I have to fix PCs because someone made the massive mistake of installing a Windows update

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One German word that I started using a lot more recently is "Gewaltbereit", which means something like "Ready to be violent". It's really funny to say stuff like "Gewaltbereites Pokemon"

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People ask me if my English is either on C1 or C2 level... You see, my English is level C4. That is because when I open my mouth I fucking explode

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have played that game where you literally just search for a needle in a haystack At this point I don't even know anymore...

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just rolled credits for Control Resonant. It's fantastic! I can only recommend experiencing it for yourself. It's some genuinely mind bending stuff with some of the best gameplay Remedy has ever put out That being said, Alan Wake 2 stays as my favourite Remedy game ^^

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You see, I'm sure that Activision will be perfectly able to make new Halo gam- I WILL RETURN TO THE FOREST TO BECOME ONE WITH NATURE AGAIN. CALL ME THE CEO OF TREES AND RIVERS. GREEN MAGIC SHALL SPROUT FROM MY HANDS AS I RESTORE NATURE TO ITS FORMER GLORY

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Okay, so... hypothetically: If I were to finally play a Pokémon game again, which Gen should I pick?

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whenever I speak English in a stream or a recording I always think "My accent wasn't that bad, right?" Then I listen to it and I genuinely hear myself go: "Ohh jaaa, zis iz ah really qute wone, izn't it?"

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I did a Pokemon test to see just how many I remember... Chat, be honest with me: How cooked am I?

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm pretty sure I'm close to the end of Control Resonant now and this game is quite frankly bonkers This is some fucking crazy shit I have happening on my screen right now

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They will do anything but make Ace Attorney 7 Now we will have the decade of VR ports

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think game journalists and I have very different ideas of what "spongy" enemies are. For how common a criticism it is that Control Resonant has spongy enemies I have yet to encounter something I consider a damage sponge

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

2 hours into Control Resonant: This shit slaps. This shit is also slapping me. Not a lot of story stuff yet, but the combat feels great and the difficulty is actually kinda spicy

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Control Resonant is almost here... I will be so not normal for the next 7 days

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There is a mass psychosis happening in the Capcom TGS stream chat

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You see, there are a great many things you could spend 60 bucks on... A loaf of rye bread is not one of those things

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've seen some streamers play Control and please for the love of all that is holy READ THE DOCUMENTS I know that Control commits the cardinal gaming sin of expecting a gamer to read, but come on man...

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh btw, thanks to Shen I'm a Pokémon now :) Her Pokéthon is starting soon and I might poke my head in there as a funny German guy cameo

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm not a huge fan of Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright... However, it did give us comically British Edgeworth, which I will always appreciate HaS tHe cAt gOt yOuR ToNguE?! PeRhApS yoUr MiNd iS As ClOuDeD aS tHe eNgLisH sKY.

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hey, if you haven't done so already you should listen to Epic the Musical It's like... really cool :3

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What if you are going on a date with someone and everything goes well until you see that they are already 70% into casting "Void Dark"?

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey chat, I found a ringing red dial-up telephone and after picking it up it said some weird stuff like < 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿/𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 > < 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱/𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴/𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻/𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 > < 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 > My brain also exploded which wasn't nice... the fuck's up with that?

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Ephemura(Comms open) @ephemura.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And with day 4, all the shenguest pokethon fugis are finished, added today are @rathgames.bsky.social @condifiction.bsky.social @lirmy.bsky.social @theclericus.bsky.social @belbeeps.world and @vizodi.bsky.social enjoy them and use 'em to your hearts content #art #pokemon

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Critical Role is doing a Control One-Shot... What if I explode and explode immediately?

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The last thing I expected was a Barbie DLC for PowerWash Simulator 2... But I guess I now have a reason to finally watch the movie lol

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One of my favourite things to say when I invite someone in is "Kommen Sie rein, können Sie rausgucken" ("Come inside, you can look outside") I think I'm the funniest person ever when I say it and it's incredibly stupid lmao

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There are moments where I think that gaming peaked at Sonic Rush for the Nintendo DS

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Companies hired graphic designers and constantly wanted revisions, demanding perfectionism Those same companies now use diffusion models and instantly take the most generic slop it spits out

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Käsiger Michael, öffne deine Tür

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am jealous of people how are really into a certain topic, but can also explain it quickly and to the point. Remedy has released a summary of Control that is about 7 minutes long and it's perfect. If you would ask me to summarize Control then buckle up, in the following 3 hour yap session I'll-

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ok, I just kinda skipped through the "Level 5 Vision" stream... They are thoroughly cooked... holy fuck

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ah fuck, of course there's not gonna be an Ace Attorney 7 for another 10 years... They haven't re-released Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright yet. Also you can't play the Phoenix Wright Trilogy on a Samsung Smartfridge yet, which should warrant another port

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well... those Wolverine reviews don't look great

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nah Bro, Sony cancelled their collaboration with Kojima on Physint... What the fuck are they doing?!

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Chat, we fucking did it again, all three finalists of the German youth-word are in fact not German: - Ragebait - Crash Out - Peak An entire generation built upon Denglish lmao

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THEY ARE PUTTING HAPPY WHEELS ON STEAM???!!!

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

With the finale of the Dawntrail MSQ, I thought it might be fun to go back to the first post I made about XIV And I very much do not regret this stupid ass name, matter of fact I grew incredibly fond of it ^^

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ahhhh, a nice and clean inventory can be such a great thing

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm having too much fun with this shit, someone take the filters away from me

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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 05/09/2026

Chapter 11 of BirdHaven is now live over on www.birdhavencomic.com! This marks the beginning of Volume 2 which makes me incedibly proud of how far I've gotten with the story already. Please enjoy reading it and let me know what you think!

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't know what it is, but a lot of people really enjoying using my XIV surname. Most times I'm greeted I get hit either with "Clericus." or just the full "Jonathan Clericus." You know what, next time I see that Twink I will just call him "Elafiel."... Gotta use surnames more often lmao

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This time there will be Ace Attorney. I'm not delusional, you are delusional!

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I thought I could avoid all the games releasing in September by only being hyped for Control... But I just played the Onimusha demo and that shit was awesome and Blood of Dawnwalker also looks great FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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TheCleric @theclericus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Evercold will be an utter and complete failure if my man Chort doesn't make an appearance

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