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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky

@thecapybaron.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Texan. He/him. Comms professional. Games, food, hiking, writing, and gay stuff unprofessional. (Personal account, posts regrettably all mine.) pfp by @amp.retroroughhouse.com

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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 9h
And now they need to keep it overnight. 🙃🙃🙃 Becoming a bike guy. I’m a bike guy now.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10h
And another 100. This is also all before sales tax.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11h
Love to drop off my car in the morning for ~$300 worth of work to then get a call 2 hours later that it’s actually going to be $600 and then told another 2 hours later that they found something else and it is actually going to be about $1100. 🙃🙃🙃
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The second image from this post immediately saved itself to my phone, I don’t think I even needed to do anything.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Regrettably, I will never see this man’s name and not think “I barely know Anton!”
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He came to the restaurant I and a few of my friends worked at in college a few times. He was kind of a dick to the staff and a lousy tipper.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(Complimentary)
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had somehow missed that the new Laika movie is based on a book by Colin Meloy. They’re calling it the most Portland thing of all time.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just got an instagram ad that was a “personal injury lawyer reacts” to a car accident video, and the video was 100% AI generated. Dire!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026
This energy ONLY
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bad football game but I went for a walk and met a very friendly kitty, so I'd say, break even.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🙃🙃🙃
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had really assumed the Horns would have this thing wrapped up by halftime and I could go to the gym and instead I’ve been glowering at the screen for going on four hours.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuuuuuuck
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe this is naive, but I’m hoping the fact that nobody is going to be able to afford a new GPU for the next few years is going to force devs to keep things optimized for current-gen hardware for awhile. Hoping to get a few more years out of the 4070 I bought in ‘24.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
King of the Hill characters at the Texas-OU game, not happy with what they’re seeing.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Kibo and the Fate of the Winds” or something
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Silent protagonist from a circa 2013 7.5/10 indie platformer lookin mf
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So do neither Texas nor Oklahoma *have* an offense?
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine watching this scene and not understanding that it is making fun of Don Draper. Of course Don Draper likes Nixon! He’s an asshole and an idiot who believes in nothing and is empty inside – that’s the joke!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Conservatives’ media illiteracy undefeated
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Conservative media illiteracy undefeated.
Wow cool robot meme with the Mad Men logo.
The mid-century American ideal of masculinity was a lie, which could only meaningfully be pursued by a pathological liar, and though that pursuit could temporarily prove economically fruitful under capitalist consumerism, which requires lies to function, it will also hollow you out and destroy any hope of maintaining meaningful interpersonal relationships.
wow!! CooL DAYDRINKING !!!
MADMEN
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are the play clocks at the Cotton Bowl not in the players’ sight lines? What is going on.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Idk, I feel like, early in the first quarter, 0-0, you’re favored to win, the five yard loss for a delay of game penalty is less valuable than a timeout. Just take the penalty!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Huh! I was not familiar.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess the cow is a ghost? And it’s riffing on “you’ve been booed”? But that’s not an expression!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
… what does it *mean*?
A shopping bag for sale with a picture of a cow holding a trick-or-treat pumpkin bag saying “You’ve been MOO’ED”
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Four teaspoons!!?!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
W-w… what is the family tradition? … … WHAT IS THE FAMILY TRADITION?!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Read this as “6-foot 1,200-pound senior” and was alarmed
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okibi ☯️ @gravelife.com · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ian Malcolm: Well, There It Is
Alt: Ian Malcolm: Well, There It Is
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will say, Nigella has been a great addition to this season of GBBO. She, without being combative about it, simply does not allow Paul Hollywood to get away with his bullshit.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GBBO has a contestant honoring their future move to Georgia with a “honky tonk cake” with a cowboy hat and bourbon… … none of which are from Georgia.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had put off seeking out a dx for a long time because I was pretty sure I was just weird in a non-medical way, but I finally went to a psychiatrist about it earlier this year and they did the evaluations and it was like "oh yeah, absolutely textbook adult adhd case."
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtube.com
That oughta do it thanks very much Ray
YouTube video by Michael Stephen
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RESISTANCEHOLE
Excuse Me, Mr. Trump, Sir, But, Respectfully, Dr. Trump, Mind You, Captain President, Sir, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It, Good Professor!
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolutely agree. He really seems to believe that we are in a world where *being right* will ultimately prevail because the systems, while maybe slow and imperfect, reward correctness. And if that was ever true, it isn't now, and he looks completely out of touch with reality making that argument.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Too lazy to photoshop it into a thought bubble rn, but panel 3 Noel is picturing the @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social guest strip and simultaneously liking it and getting mad.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
V IV VIII Rogue VII VI Solo I III II IX Haven’t seen Mando and I think the odds are low that I will.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m pretty mixed-to-negative on Return of the Jedi, but even I think this is bonkers.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There aren’t a ton of things I miss about living in Miami, but having access to good quality mangos is definitely one of them. These were ~fine~ for grocery store mangoes this time of year, but man I miss the good stuff.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If it’s going to insist on feeling like Summer in October, I’m going to keep making summery dinners. Ahi tuna ceviche with mango, cucumber, avocado, jalapeño, red and green onions, cilantro.
A bowl of homemade ceviche
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Increasingly he's my guy in 28. One of the only ones out there who talks like he knows what time it is
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/atru...
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was the biggest hat they could find, btw, that's just how they fit on him
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was the biggest hat they could find, btw, they just fit him like that
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk about you, but I'm feelin
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Waiting for one of these to show me a number that starts with 2 like...
Lenny from the Simpsons, waiting intently.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Choosing not to admit this new information into my brain. So sad that after he slammed Andy Dick’s face into a wall that one time he, I guess, died. Shame we’ll never know what else he’d get up to, oh well. Rip.
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