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I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande. Decatur, GA

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The answer to this is going to be a bad animated kids movie because they’re usually short but seem long. For me, Elemental felt like a year long. The Croods movies, various Ice Ages, that alien one with Rihanna and the Big Bang Theory guy, those animal karaoke movies with McConaughey.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“You see, Annalise, hew I am holding my hend? Now, whet would a good essistant think is missing? Hmm, Annalise? Should, or should there not be one corndog bitween each of these fingers, with curried meyo on each? Am I to just curl my tongue and lick the air? Impossible to find good help!”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Brits would claim Jeffrey Archer as the third. Con man, liar, sex scandal, bankrupt.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously you’re forgetting Bo Pellini’s three episode arc as Viscount Joyleon Cadwallader-Rhys on Sanditon.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can’t wait to see the trailer for the movie you’re working on! Got a strong feeling you’ll get an Oscar nom for “JERRY NO MORE: THE GERALDO RIVERA STORY”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Weird Age Meme: Same Age as Old People
ALT: Weird Age Meme: Same Age as Old People
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how that commercial starts “Keisha Lance Bottoms ADMITS IT” and then KLB makes a basic, factual statement like “housing is expensive for many”. NO MORE COVERING THAT UP! FINALLY WE HAVE GOT YOU TO OWN UP TO IT.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They filmed in Milwaukee too.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might have others another day, but this list feels pretty correct to me.
Nine albums:
Archers of Loaf - Icky Mettle
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle
R.E.M.  - Automatic for the People
Outkast - Stankonia
Radiohead - OK Computer
The Beatles - Revolver
James Brown - 20 Greatest Hits
Sugar - Cooper Blue
Dinosaur Jr. - Green Mind
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When they show a lil college kid on national TV singing along to Mo Bamba I really really really hope he doesn’t sing the actual lyrics.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you ever get the chance to livebet against South Carolina in 3OT, bet the damn mortgage. Their “gotta have it” short yardage playbook is traaaaaaaaash.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And Mississippi State beat Mizzou by 7 so they’re obviously 59 points better than Ole Miss. Blowout Egg Bowl coming!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a horrible 4th down play by Sakerlina. At least try to pull them offside first. Jeez what garbage.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty good QB stat line!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait they require players to bat in a set order these days? Manfred has ruined the game.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vandy had a perfect plan: long drives, play keepaway, fewer possessions. They executed it too! And they’re losing by 24. Georgia didn’t look great today, but they are very, very good.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taylor the wide receiver just made Georgia’s best pass defensive play of the day.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JOY UHH OYY UHH OYYYYYYYYY JOY UHH OYY UHH OYYYYYYYYY I would rather have Liberty Biberty every break than this song.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three headed dragon meme describing UGA’s defense today. The two vicious looking dragon heads are tagged as 1st and 2nd Down, the durrface dragon heads is tagged as 3rd/4th Down.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly Granthamesque D in Athens today. Just garbage when you most need it not to be.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hoped for a better game in Starkville but I am more certain that Georgia wins in Tuscaloosa next week than I would’ve been if State pulled the upset.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what it looks like when the D is doing their best “coordinated by Todd Grantham” impression.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keelon Russell’s throwing so well he should definitely only test Kelley Jones from now on.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too-fast-reading 20 July Plotter quote
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another year of Alabama holding with impunity.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fumble luck…
Grumpy care bear
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never heard the SEC Nation song before. I guess ESPN heard the last couple verses of “Let’s Bash” on the Lonely Island’s Bash Brothers album and said, “Do that, but make it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s a Ron Donald Do, obvs.
youtu.be
Ron Donald RDDs Dos and Donts - Party Down
YouTube video by nealsred
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2002 UGA at South Carolina Corey Jenkins gets hit as he cocks his arm in the end zone, fumbles, David Pollack catches it in the air. Called an interception, and thus pick six.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What’s crazy is that he was right! That team was loaded, especially on D. Something like 25 guys ended up drafted and this was before UGA actually recruited well. Talent wasn’t what made them 8-4, coaching was!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
30 years since the last winner takes all win for the Braves??? Yikes!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ray Goff used to eat by himself at Add Drug. Nobody’d sit next to him even if it was crowded. Saw more than one person say “nah I’ll wait.”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puskas Award
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Polls lead to all sorts of circular or other fallacy-ridden arguments. People should at least try to be consistent in their opinions. Pate clearly isn’t here.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If a team loses to a higher ranked team, it may very well be correct not to move them down at all! A team maybe shouldn’t be punished for beating another team because the losing team now has a worse record because of that game’s own result!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing vs awfulannouncing as they’re just reporting… But Josh Pate is kinda wrong. You can’t say in one breath “you’re on drugs to rank Missouri because they haven’t beaten anyone” and the next say “why isn’t Miss State top 5 when they just beat Missouri!”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well Eric Schmidt ensured today that he will never be president. Won’t hit single digits in Iowa when every opponent can say “this MFer doesn’t know who Caitlin Clark played for”.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You may have me beat - also an Aunt and Uncle in the West Village. Definitely had John’s in ‘95 and every time since. Don’t know whether I had it when I visited them when I was a little kid.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great pizza, fine folks there. Extended an unexpected kindness to me and my son this summer. I didn’t sense it to be touristy even though I was technically a tourist there (was staying with family who live around the block and that’s there go to).
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I owe Teddy Swims a bit of an apology after that Careless Whisper performance. I thought I was familiar enough with your game but perhaps not.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case anyone got past rolling their eyes, on the merits mental health via telehealth can work, which is also why Georgia already permits it widely and across state borders. His “solution” already happens.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Arizona State was ranked 12th and coming off a playoff appearance last season!!!! State has beaten ranked opponents!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also… HAIL STATE!!!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They keep saying this breaks a streak against top 25 teams but State beat a ranked Arizona State just last year.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAIL MOTHER FUCKIN STATE
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any port in a storm
Beer Girl beer. It’s sweet and fine but not high enough alcohol.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another Kamario NFL TD. Let him go pro instead of the portal please.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scored too fast???
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fantastic catch by Evans. Amazing!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK SEC
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