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I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande. Decatur, GA

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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok if the entire state of Alabama thinks they got screwed by refs today based on one PI call, they are free to do so. And I am free to call them moon-faced, hot-pink skinned, stupid hair morons who don’t realize they get the benefit of the doubt on 98% of plays. This was a TD tonight.
Alabama’s center holding the shit out of Georgia’s DT.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m doing this as hard as I can.
Mooninite flipping a bird.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Clippy asking Are you trying to grow three inches?
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got a Mel Gibson - Nathan Lane love story directed by Spike Lee. Feeling real good about this pitch.
Tentpole movie summary of a queer love story starring Mel Gibson and Nathan Lane.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might have others another day, but this list feels pretty correct to me.
Nine albums:
Archers of Loaf - Icky Mettle
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle
R.E.M.  - Automatic for the People
Outkast - Stankonia
Radiohead - OK Computer
The Beatles - Revolver
James Brown - 20 Greatest Hits
Sugar - Cooper Blue
Dinosaur Jr. - Green Mind
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty good QB stat line!
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three headed dragon meme describing UGA’s defense today. The two vicious looking dragon heads are tagged as 1st and 2nd Down, the durrface dragon heads is tagged as 3rd/4th Down.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another year of Alabama holding with impunity.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fumble luck…
Grumpy care bear
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any port in a storm
Beer Girl beer. It’s sweet and fine but not high enough alcohol.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Naomi Wolf No! No!! Tweet
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!! Mankiewicz was always my favorite dateline investigator!
Josh Mankiewicz liking my silly post about the Capital One Bank guy
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft???? The jack-shack patron????
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time Rick Jackson says his dad left when he was 9 months old in the commercials I think of this:
Classic Tweet by SadiqoJN that reads: Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tfw Maine Maritime, the lowest ranked college football team according to @espnbillc.bsky.social rankings, plays another team in the 700s
Stan Kelly’s “Sickos” cartoon but this time it reads “sailor sickos” and has an ensign’s uniform on
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Solid work by Apple Music putting these b2b on the ZZ Top essesntials playlist.
Two songs in ZZ Top Essentials. First “I Gotsta Get Paid” and second “I Just Got Paid”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Saw this in a store last weekend. May go back for it.
Tag on a blue suit that reads “Steve Harvey Reserve”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mel Gibson in Ransom yelling into a phone “Give me back my Ultras”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
FYI for the Atlanta dads: Brookhaven still has some kirklager
A pallet of kirkland signature lager.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dumb result, but I do like Belgium’s jerseys.
Simpsons meme “Stupid Sexy Flanders”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion
Withnail and I scene where he drinks lighter fluid
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Donald Trump at the Hall of Presidents at Disney was supposed to be Hillary Clinton because they didn’t think he’d win and didn’t want to start over.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day from Lifetime
TV screen showing Lifetime currently airing a made-for-TV movie called “Deadly DILF”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s finest portraits
John Brown by John Steuart Curry at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
tfw a socceroo embellishes some contact today
Meme of Chopper Reid saying “HARDEN THE FUCK UP”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Doing homework on the train what a fucked up situation
High Street Station
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This WSJ map is giving me ideas about who will play well. Uruguay in Cancun? Unserious, expect underachievement. Bosnia in Utah? Altitude for training, minimal ways to get in trouble, possible surprise team. Germany & Spain? In south so ready for heat but off the beaten track - all business.
Map of where each World Cup team’s base camp is.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yeah no shit
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Burger King Logo that reads “Hot Mayo, White Lettuce - Craving that Original Chicken Sandwich ?
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Warren Zevon AAAAAAWOOOOOOOOO
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
tfw the puck drops for the Alpharetta SlapShotz home opener
Rapper Omeretta the Great, “best” known for her song about how places in the Atlanta area are not actually Atlanta
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Rick Jackson ads make me want to drink a Keystone Light
Bitter Beer Face guy from old Keystone Light ad.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Boise State’s famed blue turf
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I accidentally trip over Miette and it’s
Old timey movie ad for “20,000 years in Sing Sing”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just saw an old ass white Ford Escort with the Solo Cup Jazz graphics package. Accidental Bronson? Accidental 2 Chainz? Rolling around in this:
Paper Solo Cup with the “Jazz” design of squiggly teal and purple
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Did I bother with the Georgia game last night? Well, I wrote this Monday so I think I knew how it was going to go.
Text: If one of your kids is doing the “I’m picking based on the mascots” thing, just remember that a Billiken is a small demon that tricks you into touching it with the false promise of good luck. It is not “the original Labubu” and should not be considered cute. Go Dawgs. (Yes, I know Georgia is losing by 25) Good Luck
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Jackson Lamb eating a ridiculous ice cream cone and staring as if to say, “even I couldn’t have fathomed that you could be this dumb”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s pronounced “Yerry Oooo-toooze”
Nic Cage in the SNL sketch where he says “it’s pronounced “azz-wee-pay!”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Watched a minute of Miss State’s baseball game and a kid hit a triple and man I love triples. They are the best baseball hits by far. Love them.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Love any PSH Gust reference. I use this image all the time.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Gust Avrakatos saying “I AM A FUCKING INTELLECTUAL”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Anyone done this one yet?
The Twin Peaks title image but instead of it says SLEDGE HAMMER!, the utterly ridiculous ‘80s cop sitcom.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Buy this beer so they make more of it.
Another Please! altbier by Creature Comforts Brewing
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
TFW you’re playing Army and they have a 12 minute drive
Book titled “Can I Play Too?”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
TFW there’s a thicc six
Cover of a book titled “A Big Guy Took My Ball!”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This pub is trolling me. Or it’s Pete Golding’s “usual.”
Menu with a drink called “Trinidad and Chill”
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
about right for most years of my life tbh
My word of 2026 is potato.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Very flatulent very competent spymaster. I already eat like crap and have an acerbic tongue so I’m most of the way there.
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Per the video, it’s canon that this is a Christmas song.
Gold Soundz by Pavement
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Jim @thebstardsback.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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