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Phil Bryer

@thebryery.bsky.social
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Writes for money but doesn't go on about it. Latest effort, 'Life: The Guidebook' available now ISBN: 978-0956154453

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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I couldn't get through it all in one go. Paused to consider how a pay-us-a-quid-a-night-whatever business model could turn so quickly into 'compost'.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't care for fruit-flavoured beers anyway (I want brown beer that tastes like beer), but Mango IPA sounds like a whole new level of 'molto revolto'.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Cary Grant. (I think I must have been adopted.)
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Skirky @doyoudoanywings.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A leisurely scroll at the weekend. Lavishly footnoted for your pleasure. skirky.blogspot.com/2026/10/in-s...
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In Spite of All The Stranger
I had reason to rummage around in the big box of things under the bed the other day  (no – not that one, the other one)  and came across a...
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Surely there must be a minted Somerset resident - a fan of the arts perhaps, or simply a generous type - who wouldn't miss a few bob per annum to keep this lovely spot open for all? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Taunton's Brewhouse Theatre to close over 'financial constraints'
The theatre says all shows after 31 October are cancelled, and those with tickets will be contacted.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm amazed nobody's thought of it before. Next up, a five-course blow-out based on a limerick.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But how do 'van', 'boot sale', and '6:30 AM' feel now that you've had time to reflect? Or indeed, 'friends'?
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friend was a junior defence lawyer on that famous libel case. Had a drink with her night before the verdict. I thought Archer was doomed. She predicted he wins with record damages. Why? It had been observed, she said (with resigned confidence) that it was a 'spot the brain cell' jury.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Presumably not to pay the fines for the overdues. Or crimes against 'literature'.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just started typing "How tall is Jerry Hall?" So you can, as someone once sang, stop that for a start.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, I am tackling my allergy to being a laptop train wanker. In mitigation: 1. It's urgent. 2. I am also drinking gin and tonic. #LinkedIn
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I downloaded this after seeing your post. Just finished Chapter 1 ... 12% in, apparently ... but I'm not loving it.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, that was quite the bombshell... www.theguardian.com/us-news/vide...
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Marina Hyde on Trump's home improvements, tech bros and Taylor Swift – video
The Guardian’s award-winning columnist talks to Nosheen Iqbal about Donald Trump's ballroom, going for a drink with Nigel Farage, Taylor Swift’s wedding, and why she's feeling relaxed about the AI apo...
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Slightly altered lyrics'
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bravo, Donald Trump! Bravo! It can't have been easy to be so open about your crippling fear of a strong woman who is light years smarter than you are.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The royals, the earls, all of that shite 'content'. Then there's us.. youtu.be/u_lG1XE8jYQ?...
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The Kinks - Living On A Thin Line (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Kinks
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I dunno. Can we call it a draw?
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When Alan Ball departed as manager of Manchester City in the 90s, he blamed 'the media'. However, as a journalist from the Manchester Evening News reminded him, "We have to print the results, Alan."
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ex-Aussie cricket captain Steve Smith says in a new interview about his team cheating by using sandpaper to alter the condition of the ball that he's "not a big fan of cameras". Well, quite frankly, Stevo, I'm not fucking surprised.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know. There's so much music out there, so many people pushing new sounds on you, multiple demands on your time. Still, let's put all that to one side while you check out this wondrous EP. Not even a whole album, see. Easy. Go on: I'd be ever so grateful. helenandtheneighbourhooddogs.bandcamp.co…
https://helenandtheneighbourhooddogs.bandcamp.co…
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually ... I never did.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unusually honest of him, I'd say, though unlikely to inspire the confidence of Pakistan's bowlers. #cricket
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'Go there', obv.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can't say I've seen anything that would make me want to there.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Those indoor chairs give it something of a clap clinic cafeteria feel.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last time I was in McDonald's, I lunched on two cigarettes and a cup of coffee. Even then, that was a better option than their 'food'.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spent 15 years working in Bath ... there were many such sights to enjoy.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Euw.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What with the #BayeuxTapestry exhibition opening today, I've been thinking about Saxon resistance on the Isle of Ely where they had an anti-capitalist non-binary commune led (in a non-patriarchal way) by Hereward The Woke. #NoYOUEffOff
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had a chat there about how the test match was going with one of the experts from The Antiques Roadshow. He was accompanied by two attractive women and didn't chat for long. Those two things may be related.
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Keb’ Mo’ @kebmo.com · 02/09/2026
What a night in Seattle! Couldn’t have asked for a better way to kick off the #TajMo Tour! The love in the room was something special, and it felt good to be back on stage together. Thank you, Seattle, for giving us such a beautiful beginning - we’re just getting started! @tajmahalblues.bsky.social
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@doyoudoanywings.bsky.social Splendid work! Utterly Splendid. Thank you for your service.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let's folk-rock! #newmusic
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@lordshortcake.bsky.social likes to point out that 'football is chaos', and he's right. However, if I may: Ladies and Germs, I give you, the inimitable Pakistan cricket team in the middle of an overseas tour. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
bbc.co.uk
England v Pakistan: Tourists drop seven players, call up seven and release coach Sarfaraz Ahmed
Pakistan respond to their series defeat by England by taking the extraordinary step of dropping seven players, calling up five uncapped players and releasing their head coach.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
UK newspaper confirms that Joe Biden is a loving father and a decent bloke. Thanks, The Torygraph! #joebiden
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In 1976, during an unforgettable episode of her syndicated television variety show Dolly!, Dolly Parton welcomed her close friends and fellow music icons Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt to share the stage.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorted for a Christmas game, then.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I read that Chris Evans and Jonathan Ross can't stand each other. For once, I agree with both of them.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Plot twist
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And not before time...
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good job it wasn't a copy of Razzle.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Italy permits Starbucks to operate in the country, provided that the branch is situated in a tunnel. #fact
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
'Beard consistently adopted a humble attitude towards his success. When ZZ Top were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2004, he said: “All I have to say is that most of my life has been a pleasant surprise, and so is this. Thank you."' What a gent. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...
theguardian.com
ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard dies aged 77
Tributes paid to ‘great friend and collaborator’ who played with band for 56 years and died in hospice care in Texas
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tiny violins for slum landlords.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When the woman on the BBC News tonight divulged that she was queuing for bottled water (burst water main incident) because her husband needed “his wash in the mornings”, I might have said “soapy t*t w*nk”. Still, it's too late to take it back now.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Awfully sad post on local Facebook group. Bloke ordered eclipse glasses for him and his wife, but they're now not being delivered until Sunday.
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 10/08/2026
Michael J. Fox has said that due to his Parkinson's he has no memory of dating Susanna Hoffs in the '80s. Personally I cannot imagine a greater personal tragedy
A 21st-century-era somewhat-contemporary photo (exact date unknown) of Susanna Hoffs of The Bangles, on stage with an electric guitar and a microphone, smiling and wearing a little black dress and looking hot as hell
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Checking out restaurants in Verona, and I think I'll pass on the donkey ragu. Risky? Well, I remember eating stewed bat in Wuhan some years ago and coming home with a nasty cold. Probably not connected, though.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You're making the rules now? Bloody guitarists.
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Phil Bryer @thebryery.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jonesy was a bit like that when I saw him with 'The Manfreds' in Weston-super-Mare a few years ago. Mind you, that Mike D'Abo was no better.
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