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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Half of supplements people take are just ways to make their pee more expensive.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem. I mean... good morning?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem. I mean... good morning?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly." It means we both get a wish

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Dear fellow travelers of the Bluesky, I fear that Monday is upon us— Remain vigilant. Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀 With minimal sincerity, Me

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

$6/lbs for ground turkey? Not for my cheap ass. I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock. Take that, grocery prices!

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If someone says they speak French, everyone nods. When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke. Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language. Machines speak; people just don't listen.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

My buddy spotted this in the wild today

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Dammit. I accidentally waterboarded myself and now everything smells like bananas. 👃😤🍌

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'" Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes: • shopping list • meal prep • recipes • storage

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Good morning, Bluesky people. I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate. To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US. chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...

chatgpt.com

ChatGPT - MyHealthyPlate Pro

U.S.-based, WHO-aligned, plant-forward recipe expert with zero ultra-processed foods.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I was in charge of waste removal when they canned me. It's not my fault it took them 8 days to find Oscar. They should have gave better training on which trash cans were okay to empty.

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a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant with the word samesies written on the bottom of her face .

ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant with the word samesies written on the bottom of her face .

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Beanbag chairs aren't seating. If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago? Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns. You should really learn the history of things I made up.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Hopefully they're cataloged by some sort of gooey decimal system.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

If a funeral director can't help you out, I'm sure someone in the mob could. They've got the experience

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I didn't think it was. I saw the post and noticed you weren't following me back, and laughingly said to myself, "Everyone but me apparently." I was attempting to add a little levity to an otherwise dismal world. No need to cross any roads over the matter. 😅

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Yet no reciprocity for following. 🤔 It's because of that turkey burger I ate one time, isn't it? I swear! I didn't know they were your cousin!

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Psshh. 🙄 Legal— You're dead in this scenario. Why should you be bothered with things like "legality"?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If being bipolar were turned into a song, Csárdás by Vittorio Monti would be it.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

STOP 🛑 Mandatory wallpaper check! (Please note: My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Fancy underwear night? I'm not familiar with this... "FUN" concept.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

What in the name of sugar blasphemy is floating in your bourbon?! 😡 😆🤪

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Today I leaned: Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

No editor will float me any money, and it looks like this book’s never getting off the ground. Guess you’ll remain a mystery, anti-gravity.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg sighs. “Not anymore. But at least now I know where I'm at."

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The secret to keeping your enemies list short? Regular maintenance— cross off one name before adding another.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I'm watching The Dead Zone (first time watching) and noticed something you don't see too often: Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

You can prep yourself by starting with geckos and work your way to to caymans.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Only if she suggests that you take up the hobby of alligator wrestling.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Inquiring minds need to know: Is this "baking" contest done with ovens— Or should it be more blunt?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

“You stubborn piece of shit…” —Me, post-flush, staring at the toilet bowl.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Good morning, Bluesky. I hope everyone gets the Saturday that they deserve.

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