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The Plant Witch

@thebotanywitch.bsky.social
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He/Him. Sacramento. Posting thirst traps and plants. Goals of becoming the ultimate plant daddy 🏳️‍🌈.

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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Update! Stag is getting huge!
A picture of me only in purple underwear. On the band of the underwear it says CockSox. I’m pulling down one side of the underwear a little. I’m holding a mounted Staghorn fern.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can’t believe how fast my King Anthurium is growing! When I first bought it, the leaves were about 2 inches. Now the newest leaf is bigger than my head! My king is becoming a top favorite plant! Also new underwear! :)
I’m sitting on a brown couch only wearing underwear. The underwear depicts flowers and plants on it. I’m holding a king anthurium with many leaves. In the top right corner there is a leaf from my staghorn fern. Behind me is a large clock with LED lights behind it.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Last post of the year! Hope everyone has an amazing new year! Hugs!
I’m taking a selfie in a mirror with only my red underwear on. I’m wearing red briefs. The band of the underwear is black. On the band is CSX. I’m holding up my phone with one hand behind my head and flexing. Behind me is an unmade bed.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Another Fat Book Friday! Current read is called The Nightmare Before Kissmas. It’s a pretty cute Rom-com! Perfect to read for the holidays! A cute love story between two very different holidays! :)
I’m sitting on a lounge chair on top of a green towel only in my blue Speedo. On the band of the Speedo it says Manstore. I’m holding up a book called The Nightmare Before Kissmas. On the cover it shows the Christmas prince in a brown jacket and holiday sweater at the top. At the bottom is the Halloween prince wearing all black with a long black coat. The author is Sara Raas. Behind me is a plant wall.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Take me back to sunny Palm Springs! :) 🌵
I’m taking a selfie in the hotel mirror only wearing my blue speedo. The speedo has a Manstore label on it. There are green squiggly lines on the speedo, and black strings. I’m holding up my iPhone as I put my other hand behind my head. Behind me is a framed close up photo of an RV, and a bed and table.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Taken in Venice Italy!
A thirst trap photo of me taken in front of a mirror. I only have red underwear on. On the band of the underwear it says Ergowear. I’m holding up my phone to take the photo, and I’m standing in the bathroom.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Loving Seattle! Quivering on the space needle! @altkaikai.bsky.social
A selfie of Kyle and I at the top of the Space Needle with the Seattle Skyline behind us. Kyle is wearing a beetlejuice shirt and I’m wearing a green dragon shirt.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Wore my favorite swimwear for a pride pool party!
Wearing only my pink swim trunks. I’m showing my armpit while flexing my arm and holding my phone to take a picture in the mirror.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
You have my axe! 🪓 Happy Friday!
I’m in my kitchen in just my gray briefs. On the band of the underwear it says C-IN2. I am holding Gimili’s axe replica over my shoulders and flexing.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Fat Cock Friday pic before spin class! :) 🚴
Standing in front of my mirror in the bathroom taking a selfie. I’m only in grey briefs, and holding my phone to take a picture.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
🎵 Like a poem said by a lady in red You hear the last few words of your life With a haunting dance, now you’re both in a trance It’s time to cast your spell on the night. 🎵 Happy Mayhem release day! So hard to choose a favorite! I’m loving Zombieboy! How many times have you listened to Mayhem?
Standing in my red and black harness and jockstrap. On the band of the jock, and on the harness it says Cellblock13. I’m holding onto the jock and pulling it down a little. To my side is my snake plant, crocodile fern, and staghorn fern. Behind me is also a tall mirror.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
In my happy place! ❤️ 🪴
Standing in a conservatory surrounded by plants. I’m standing in front of a pond and I’m making a shape of a heart with my hands. I’m wearing a Lord Of The Rings Shirt, and blue pants.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Another Fat Book Friday! #FBF I loved reading Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron, one of my favorite authors! A dark twist on Cinderella’s story, showing that there wasn’t a happily ever after! It also has a great queer romance! Would read again! :)
I am only wearing my favorite purple underwear that says cocksox on the band. I’m sitting on the couch holding the book Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron. Under the author’s name it says Bloomsbury. The character Sophie is on the front page in her ball dress. Behind me is my big clock. To my side is my snake plant, king anthurium, and philodendron painted lady.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Another hotel room means another picture in my red underwear. :)
Standing in front of a mirror taking a picture of me in my red cocksox underwear. I also have my round glasses on. On the band of the underwear it says CSX. Behind me is a bed and on the wall an art piece.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Got a new plant!! A King Anthurium! Now I have a whole royal line, a King and Queen Anthurium, and a White Princess! Now I have to figure out a name for this little plant. :) 🪴
Only wearing a jockstrap sitting on a brown couch. On the jockstrap it has a monstera leaf design, and on the band it says MCE. I’m holding my new plant a King Anthurium. In the corner is my monstera, painted lady, and snake plant. Behind me is a large clock.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Today can also be Fat Book Friday! Want to start sharing some books I’ve read from my book club with @altkaikai.bsky.social. Legends and Lattes has become one of my top favorite books! It was the first time I read cozy fantasy and I need more! Highly recommend, 10 out of 10!! #FBF
I am holding a paperback book close to my face. The cover of the book reads A New York Times Bestseller, Legends and Lattes. The author is Travis Baldree. I’m wearing purple underwear and on the band it says C-IN2. In the top corner is my Stagorn Fern.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
🎵 A label whore but I'm bored of wearing clothes 🎵
Wearing only my Andrew Christian briefs. The underwear is gray with red strips. The band of the underwear is red and it says Andrew Christian. I’m pulling down my underwear a little bit with one hand.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Amazing year! I got to see Charlie XCX, Kacey Musgraves, and Megan Thee Stallion live! Also Chappell Roan’s Spotify wrapped video, so cute!
My Spotify wrapped playlist. Top artist is Kacey Musgraves. Then Megan Thee Stallion, Chappell Roan, Beyonce, and Charlie XCX. Top songs are Boa, Deeper Well, Red Wine Supernova, Joyride, and Good Luck Babe! Minutes listened are 26,404. At the Top there is a picture of the Deeper Well album
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Happy Saturday! I do wear glasses sometimes. Feeling like Milo from Atlantis with these glasses. :)
Picture of me standing in front of a mirror taking a picture. I’m holding my phone and I’m only wearing red underwear. The red underwear says CSX. I’m also wearing round glasses.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Reintroduction thread: Name: Scott Pronouns: he/him Location: Sacramento, California Interests: Plants, reading, writing, tea, 3D art, miniatures, museums, Legos, Lord Of The Rings, Dungeons & Dragons, and video games (Phasmophobia and Minecraft) Vocation: Visual Design Specialist
I’m standing in a park in front of the rose garden with my backpack on. It’s an overcast day and was raining.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
My Crocodile Fern has grown so big! Rooting for my fern!
Standing in my kitchen with just my gray underwear on. On the band of the underwear it says C-IN2. I’m holding my crocodile fern, and in the corner of the frame is my bat flower.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
New plant and new underwear! Finally got the plant I’ve wanted for a long time, the Bat Flower (Tacca chantrieri). Can’t wait till it blooms. Might call this plant Bram. :) 🦇 🌸
Sitting on my couch in just my blue briefs. On the band of the underwear it says cocksox. I’m holding my bat flower that’s in a plastic green pot. In the background are more plants. On the wall behind me is a big clock.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
So glad it’s Friday!!
Standing in front of my bathroom mirror in my jockstrap and holding my phone. My jock has images of a monstera on them.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I haven’t botany plants today. :) 🌿
Sitting on my couch in just my red underwear. On the waistband of the underwear it says Andrew Christian. I’m holding my Staghorn Fern that’s mounted on wood. Behind me is a large clock.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Fertilize to grow. :) 🪴 💦 New Staghorn Fern, beautiful plant!
Standing in my kitchen with nothing on. I’m holding my Staghorn Fern which is covering me at the bottom. One hand is behind the fern, and the other is holding it.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Being normal is vastly overrated! Spooky season is my favorite! 🎃
In my hotel room naked, holding my Poison Apple mug. Mug has an iridescent color with a shape of a skull.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
He rose to the occasion. 🌹
Standing in my kitchen with no clothes on. My Thai Constellation plant covering me at the bottom. Also have a tall snake plant to my side, and I’m wearing headphones around my neck.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Showing off new underwear, they are so comfy!! Love growing my underwear collection. What brands do you like to get? This jock is from Mr S Leather. :)
I’m in my kitchen holding my anthurium with my left hand that is in a terracotta pot. The leaves are long and slender. To the bottom left and top left corner is my Thai constellation. I’m only wearing my jockstrap that has an S on the front of the jock. The jockstrap is from Mr S Leather. The jock has a black band, grey pouch with a blue strip going down the middle.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I loveeee Doja Cat’s new music video!!
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Reskeet with your favorite plant! It’s hard to choose but I love my Anthurium Pallidiflorum! Also growing a new leaf!!
In my kitchen in just my purple underwear that says cocksox on it. Also wearing my headphones around my neck. My left arm is holding my anthurium Pallidiflorum in a terracotta pot. It has long green leaves. To my right in the bottom corner and top corner is my Thai constellation. Behind me is my snake plant.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
First leather harness! Easy for someone to grab onto. ;)
Sitting at the eagle on a bench with my leather harness and Captain America hat. My harness is black and has a purple accent. In the background blurred a little are people sitting and chatting.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
New underwear! I think these are now my favorite, love purple! Also, got a haircut! :)
Sitting on my couch in just my purple underwear. The logo on my underwear says cocksox. Around my neck is my headphones. In the background are plants. There is a giant clock right behind me.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
New speedo and ready for the pool party! ☀️
Standing in just my new blue speedo, my hands behind my back. To my side is my tall snake plant.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
I usually wear contacts, lol. I rarely take photos with my glasses. :) (Reskeet with glasses selfie!)
Sitting on my couch wearing just my jockstrap with a plant print on it. I also have my headphones around my neck. I’m wearing my blue glasses and adjusting them. My snake plant and Florida Ghost plant is in the background, top left corner.
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I encourage people to message the bluesky team whether or here or through the feedback portal But a quote chain isn’t going to do anything, it’s not like twitter with its trending algorithms
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Show off your favorite underwear! 🔥
I’m standing in my kitchen in only a jockstrap that says trophy boy on it. I put a sticker on the left side that says, “Say Gay.” I also have a Monstera sticker to my right, and above that sticker the pride flag which is next to my face on the right.
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The Plant Witch @thebotanywitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Love taking photos with plants on walks! :)
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