Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Love violent delights, best part is they have no particular ends 000
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Star Wars Expanded Universe be like here's a planet whose traditional clothes look like you were broke in the 80s 000
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 11/06/2024The body keeps the score and we're going into overtime 001
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/06/2024I'm the Guinea Pig mom friend I will feed you, make sure you have somewhere to sleep, and if the vibes are off I'm straight up eating you 043
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Inventing a mall umbrella with cart lock technology that snaps shut at the edge of the parking lot crushing you instantly 010
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorLittle Space Case @littlespacecase.bsky.social · 22/04/2026@thebossbeach.bsky.social youre marked green on shinigami eyes, truly the king of chasers 121
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Explaining discrimination to a nerd: Okay so all of your rolls for job interviews are -1 with disadvantage 051
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Sharks, my idea is the Malthus cafe, which puts out the same number of meals every night, and if too many people come in, you gotta kill guys until there's enough to eat 031
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorYo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Just let me install Arch Linux in peace 091
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 10/10/2025*hungover Chicago zookeeper awakening with horror* I've been hacked All my apes, gone 091
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 23/02/2026driving a Volkswagen Type 1 Beetle with the "I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE WE KNEW HITLER WAS CRAZY" bumper sticker 030
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Oh, nah, I've been following the even Deeper State, they're doing way cooler and more nefarious shit. But it's good you're finding a hobby 031
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Only hanging out with people with noun names and it/its pronouns until I can finally hit em with the "Road works? I sure hope it does" 041
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Not eligible for life insurance so I'm buying jack stands off Amazon My surviving children can sue ZEEBXAR and live off the proceeds like kings 120
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Microdosing being a zoo animal by hanging out for an hour in the Costco display gazebo 030
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The problem with buying in bulk to save money is you now have 24 red bulls in your house and no chaperone 041
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Reading discworld and Deep Space 9 books until I can write fanfic about Lance-Constable Odo 131
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Guy with anger management problems: We have a "move fast and break things" motto around here 010
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Watching YouTube videos and falling for the "Podcasters Dilemma," where you're compelled to shout and correct them even though they can't hear you 021
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Mom, when I grow up, I want to be a mancer Whatever it is, I want to mance something 020
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Networking update: Maintaining unbroken eye contact for the 100 feet before I pass anyone on the sidewalk 020
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026of course I PERSONALLY always bet on the seahawks. GO HAWKS 51183
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A cry for help? Oh no sir, I just yell as loud as I can 020
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Hate crime? I sure hope she does 020
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Reflecting on the fact when I die the world will lose probably the least efficient conscious mind ever created Like the Edsel, an end to an era 040
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I became a man the day I stopped pulling the shrimp tails out of my Thai food and started just eating them 010
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I've 4.5/5 starred restaurants you people wouldn't believe 021
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Killing dozens of multiverse mes by closing my eyes while driving without a seatbelt 031
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 19/01/2026God saw my lifetime gamer score and let me right into heaven 020
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 06/01/2026It is a hidden test of love how annoyed vs delighted you are to hear them tell the joke, the story, the fact they've told many times before 142
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Hey I was gonna drop stuff off is that alright? Me: *have not moved in 3 days* yeah I'll actually be around then no worries 130
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Banned from Pike Place Market for playing megaphone Smash or Pass 030
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Colombo is resurgent as a media property because the people yearn for more Disco Elysium 020
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026If I had magic powers I'd make people immortal but only if it would piss them off 000
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 06/01/2025I think my favorite sci-fi trope is using lethal radiation exposure as a countdown, like you can have total cell death minus 15 seconds and then live an amazing life that isn't melting in a test tube with 2 hairs 151
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Sorry I didn't post for a minute, got arrested for selling air fresheners that "legally" look like disability plaques 030
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Will be snoozing social media shortly to avoid any spoilers about which year they pick tonight 030
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Moving like Gregor Samsa sans health insurance 020
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Buddhist statistician: consider the heap of rice. take away a single billion- 011
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Have you considered Plato's cave is rent controlled? 040
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Seattle driving: Damn I really hate that dangerous, piece of shxt intersection I'll take the other piece of shxt intersection I don't go through as often 130
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Hypervigilance? Oh that's cool. I'm on the ultravigilance now but I'm glad you're comfortable missing a few things 062
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 18/12/2024When a Redguard says something so Cloud District you hit him with the "1000 bounty removed from Whiterun" stare 051
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 18/12/2025In Seattle you can achieve the "Noah's Polycule," with two of every kind of animal 0101
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Was Howl's moving castle originally designed as a Nazi superweapon 161
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 13/12/2024And to Jonathan, my eldest son, I leave my Spotify playlists, and a lifes work on that which slaps 062
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Me inventing lifesaving EMDR therapy: Have you tried crossing your eyes weird and just not fucking worrying about it lmao 041
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 08/12/2025(taking Adderall) Time for some German courage 030
Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Zelda is honestly crazy imagine seeing a guy in the forest killing squirrels and then checking them for dollars 020
Reposted by Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional DoctorDr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor @thebossbeach.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I'm not "stealing" anything, I'm a techpriest and I'm blessing these catalytic converters 072
