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@thebookofmoorman.bsky.social
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
35 today 💚
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your hometown is a special place 😍
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
impromptu headshots at work yesterday
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Recession indicator: charging $35 for 2 ounces of lube
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me too, just found it!!
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
i’m 6’5” for the record
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
something like that 🤭
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
One thing I noticed and loved about Portugal (and other countries in Europe that I’ve traveled to previously) is their use of roundabouts at nearly every intersection.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Two cuties
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My last day in Portugal consisted of meeting new friends from various countries, having an ****, and then going out for dinner, drinks, and dancing with them 🥰
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Porto is extremely charming 🥰
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
this being a gay bar was a little jarring. i didn’t know your game, porto, but go off.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Having free will means I will order the 12€ bottle of wine over the 4€ glass at dinner even when it’s only me drinking. Anyways, I’m drunk and horny.
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Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer @lighterfandango.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I truly wish I could bottle the feeling of having the boyfriend hold your head and kiss you deeply while another guy straight up rails you
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
perks of being jet lagged: beautiful sunrise walks near lagos, portugal
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
the algarve is so pretty 😍
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
most adorable gay couple were the captains of this boat trip yesterday in lisbon 🥹
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Changing my name to “myself again”
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Better now. Thanks for asking, dad.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lisboa ♥️
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
well, yes! 😈
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“Save the turkey, stuff ME!” —every f*g tomorrow
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’m still thinking about the bizarre dream I had the other night where a serial killer was chasing me and trying to kill me with a rolling pin.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
There are so many gays at the LAX Tom Bradley International Terminal right now
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I was a whore AND a slut yesterday
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bryan! @bryguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I’m tipsy on a boat, cheers 🍻
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Landed in PV 🇲🇽
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
sunset was serving cunt yesterday
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Screaming
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Jesse Coburn @jessecoburn.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
NEW: Sean Duffy frequently calls safety his “top priority” as transportation secretary. But I spent months wading through regulatory notices and found something far different: that USDOT has been delaying, weakening and killing dozens of safety rules, many opposed by the transportation industry.🧵
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
On the bright side, I’m heading to Puerto Vallarta 🏖️🇲🇽
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Failed at being ready in time to take public transit to the airport so I have to pay for an $80 Lyft 😭
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Whenever it rains in LA, I always think about the “Emerald Necklace Vision Plan”, which, if implemented, would result in expanded parks and green space along several waterways in the area.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
New drag name idea: Donica Blewinsky
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A cabin weekend up in the mountains would fix me.
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Actual footage of my weekend so far
An exit ramp on a freeway has a sign above it, one direction labelled "doing what you need to do" and the other direction labelled "doing what you want to do". Exiting the ramp is a car that's upside down and on fire labelled "ADHDers somehow doing neither".
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
highest compliment! 😍
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the cutest lil moon!
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
👙
Photo of me in a pool in Joshua Tree
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
wait same, lets pregame at my place. boven is down!
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Same (derogatory). Let’s go out tonight!
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
it’s giving, friends
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Crashed out at the thought of having to make a turkey for Friendsgiving, so buying rotisserie chicken from Costco instead 🤷‍♂️
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Robynnnn
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My name is Chores and I want you to do me.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
how your email found me
A photo of me naked, butt out, laying down on a paddle board in the Salt River near Phoenix, Arizona.
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chris @thebookofmoorman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Not gays in Phoenix using the same pictures on Grindr from when I lived here in 2010-2017 🥴
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