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Listening to an australian case right now. the woman accused of poisoning her ex husband’s parents has: - withheld the information that her children ate the meal too from the hospital - lied to the police - intensively researched a poisonous mushroom

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*case of person ‘falsely’ committed for murder* lies to the police multiple times

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a good amount of people falsely arrested for murder are really unlucky or were framed, but I think there’s a significant amount of them where the accused person is either guilty or a fucking idiot

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need a movie about a Genie without magic who has to make all 3 wishes happen himself in a normal way

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my mom asked my siblings if they ever stole something or took drugs. She didn’t ask me and when I was like “you didn’t ask me” she said “yes because you haven’t” 😭 she clocked me 😭

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my sister to our parents: (our brother) told me he watches gay porn on his virtual reality glasses! Our brother: I didn’t say GAY porn Excellent gambit sir

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I had a Dungeons & Dragons session today and when I told my mom about my day, she asked if that is the game from Stranger Things 😔😔😔

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Genuinely some bangers on these websites

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

advice: use right wing woke content detector websites to find awesome queer content that they “do not recommend”

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Accents I’d give fantasy races without being racist or doing the weird english goblin accent thing: Elves - French (obviously) Humans - English Dark Elves - Canadian French Orcs: German Ogres: German Gnomes, Dwarves, Haflings: Slavic languages Goblins: German or maybe Dutch

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What if one day everyone Saw gathered for his death traps just says no and nobody plays

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Did anyone ever ask Frankensteins Monster if he likes being called Frankensteins Monster? What if he wants to be called Hank or something

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“hate is such a strong word” yeah, that’s why I used it??? what point are these people making

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Give a man an ape and he will be perpared for a day. Show a man how to ape and he will be aped for life

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maybe they visited a store on their way to the moon

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I still call it New Amsterdam

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I heard apes once visited the moon

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But if i saw a plant i know from earth I would immediately know I am on earth

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I would assume i’m on earth the moment I see water or a plant I recognise. why did he need the fucking statue of liberty.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dude rode a fucking horse. Come on man.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Planet of the Apes has such a dumb plot twist. Yeah bro you’re on earth, surprise. You literally spent the whole movie arguing with apes about the history and nature of humans

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Who I romance in Baldurs Gate 3: buff hell warrior who’s literally burning or alien warrior who wants to kill me Who i’d most likely romance irl: traumatised woman who’s way too religious

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Baldurs Gate 2 gay romance options: - evil vampire (lesbian) - evil half orc (bisexual) Is it too woke to think this feels homophobic??

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Playing Baldurs Gate 1 after only having played Baldurs Gate 3 (masterpiece btw) is wild. I feel like these turtles fleeing the beach after being born.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

he’s literally just a twitch streamer who’s left leaning and talks about politics a lot lol. so yeah you’re right.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.

Hasan Piker has officially surpassed
"Transgender" as the most mentioned culture war issue on Fox News for the month of August.
348 mentions of Trans/Transgender
398 mentions of Hasan Piker

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m okay with them being cut off from reincarnation and stuff and i am okay with stuff like baldurs gate 3 integrating drow prejudice if you play as one. but come on

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Stories about drow being good but still being met with hate are sooooo good. Also being like “yeah the drow ancestors were so evil that they were all cursed and now they’re all evil and have dark skin and live in the underdark” is weird as hell

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Old DnD: okay, these races are objectively evil and killed on sight New DnD: you can’t be evil simply because of who you are born as :) drow society is fucked up but there are good drow, though they’re the minority Some fans: Dungeons & Dragons has gotten woke 😔😔

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Jesus actually functions like Santa Claus in the Santa Clause (1994). Whoever kills him turns into the new Jesus.

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Honestly, seeing german posts on social media feels like when you are on holiday in another country and you spot german speaking people. somehow i prefer english

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

EVERY FUCKING VIDEO GAME with any poison abilities makes the bosses immune to poison. WHY WOULD I USE THE ABILITY THEN??????

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do also avoid social interactions with people who can’t speak german simply because I don’t want to put in the effort of speaking english

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

worst feeling ever: leaving a job interview while you and the interviewer know you definitely won’t be getting that job

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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why do germans speak german 😔

г/PhD • 2h ago
Minute-Practice3508
Recently started my PhD in Germany and I feel really left out
because everyone speaks German

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