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Don't forget cruel and unusual brandishment

This is why we're tweeps. 👊

🤷‍♂️ can always answer camera-off (I do this frequently on Meet, same idea.) but I understand the sentiment (about facetiming - not the old bitch bit)

The absolute sea of humanity that is marathon running never ceases to boggle the mind.

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Was gonna suggest finding a fixer-upper on the rehab loan (FHA 203(k)), but one of the terms is it has to be your primary residence for a year. 🫤 Worked wonders for us, so I push it to anyone it can work for.

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He's playing a game of daytime nighttime! #iykyk

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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I took a $5 bill to the grocery store to buy a gallon of milk, but it wasn't enough.

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This cat came to eat Friskies and kick ass. And he’s all outta Friskies…

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Funny that doesn't look like Albert to me 🤔 /s (Great shots. 👊)

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The guy with the beautiful house and the beautiful wife looking like "WELL, HOW DID I GET HERE?" (Nice large automobile. 👍) #HBDNana 🥳

Otherwise, if I call for info at 4:10 & hit your parking lot at 4:25 for a 2-minute transaction, I don't expect to find the front door locked and you sneaking out the back. See you next Tuesday I guess. 🖕😠 2/2

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If you're a municipal office & you intend to close 15 minutes early on a Friday preceding a Holiday weekend, you should post that on your website. If the site says you are open until 4:30, some of us working folks need you to conform to that promise. 1/2

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Or, as Ofeibea Quist-Arcton would have said, "Dakaaah" 🥰 #iykyk

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Age yourself with a childhood crush

Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Kids

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@weratedogs.com Any recommendations for transport services?

* central to the agendas of his donors and enablers Fixed it for ya.

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I'm pleased to be able to take time off to care for my partner as she convalesces from surgery. She has, however, an attraction to the Hallmark channel. As a result, I absolutely CANNOT wait to get the fuck out of this house and go back to work on Tuesday. They're all. the same. movie.

Plumes has a problem here. (It's a nice problem to have. 🥰)

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We also purchase The Forty Pound Box Of Rocks and it is a danger to humans of all physical conditions. 😑 Ginger ale and saltines. 👍

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One would imagine that this position - laying across Pointy Thing - would be uncomfortable but it is in fact The Technique©

I have found the perfect title for your next album. (P.S.: Sir Ian! 🥰 Fantastic.)

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You should try it plain! That, or four whole fried chickens and a Coke. Either way.

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Only thing better might have been a mint chocolate chip ice cream Choco Taco. 🥰

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Goodness gracious! Just last night?? Where do you have all this snow in the 2nd week of October??

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A BFD. As people get ready to fill their heating oil tanks for the winter, they learn it will cost 80% more than last year. Your early Christmas Gift from Trump and the Republican Party is that your Christmas present budget will now go to their friends in the oil business.

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Dude, if I can't buy a reliable gas-powered Chevy, why would I buy an electric one? People don't want to look forward to a transmission overhaul at 75,000 miles. What are they gonna have to shell out for this thing in 4 years?

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"Voilà! Breakfast is ready!"

Actresses Carole Cook and Billie Bird in the kitchen scene from Sixteen Candles. Cook is holding a cigarette in one hand and a box of doughnuts in the other, looking at Bird, who is cooking with a pan and spatula.

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Why shouldn't he have yet another source of income at the expense of taxpayers, foreign or domestic?

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Kitfo! (Knock it the fuck out!) 👊😎

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Remember that they named him Farquaad because they knew young kids would have trouble with the R. 👍🤪

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We shall call it UnBougie by Kinsey

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How does one access this information (about oneself)? 😳

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✋ not-a-lawyer here. Concurring. 😑

Other stories I love about socialized medicine are the ones where Americans go abroad, need some manner of urgent medical care and the facility apologizes to the patient that there will be a charge... ...and it's like, £10. 😂

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It occurs to me that your lives are really just one extensive art house flick (complimentary).

I'm at the hospital today waiting for my partner to come out of surgery and HOO BOY I could use this filter (OUT) for a few hours 😳 keeping my back to the wall 🫣

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I've always thought Connolly was John Cleese doing a bit.

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Very kind of you. ✌️ She just now went back into prep for the same. Her mom died from uterine cancer and some prior doc visits by my partner have led us here. She's 60 w/ an adult daughter. I'm hoping her physical and emotional recovery are reasonably smooth. 🥺 Hugs your way. 💛