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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 22h
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Louise @bombaycrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely 👇
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please make sure each person gets one of these at my funeral. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just found out that a local theater is doing The Rocky Horror Show! Live performance, audience participation, full band! You guys, I just bought tickets, and I'm fucking crying right now. Over the Rocky Horror Show, I've gone full Samwise. "There's some good in this world..." Someone slap me.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just mentioned to the cashier at the grocery store that I got my covid and flu shots last week. That bitch said she assumed I wouldn't be the type to get vaccinated based on my personality! WTF I've never been so insulted. I called antivaxers dumb assholes and I hope she took it personally!
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its frustrating being poor when you know you could be rich as hell, but you're too moral to start scamming christians.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my neighbors has hired a band. At least five members, not a sliver of talent among them. It sounds like none of them have been playing the same song at once, and I may go to jail tonight for inserting the drums into the drummer.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you mute an annoying account, and the app freaks out because it has to hide the hundreds of posts that fool made in the past couple hours.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope taco stand Karen goes through with it. Bye bitch!
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My dog just checked to make sure I was ok because my arms are moving around like crazy, conducting and fist bumping the badass music I'm listening to. I love this big dummy so damn much!
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The forecast for the next week has temps at 100 for at least three days, in the San Joaquin Valley, in October. I'm so angry. Tease me with sweater weather, then pop back up to 100 damn degrees in the best month of the year THAT IS IN AUTUMN?!
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, a lot of people are garbage. But also, you're in a supermarket with aisles. No one is following you, you're just in the way.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just back from getting my covid and flu jabs. Now to launder my comfy pajamas and wash the dogs and meal prep for tomorrow, so I can enjoy being knocked on my ass all day.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ive got two books pre-ordered that are going to be delivered in October, and I'm legit as excited for them as I was as a kid for Christmas.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Damn! I ran a red light, actually by accident this time, in an area with a bunch of flock cams. It's really gonna grind my gears if I get a ticket for an accidental red light running and not any of the on purpose ones.
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Obama started a state run TV channel with his name on it Republicans would have sucked their own balls off so they could squeal about it at a higher pitch.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I knew parents could be this good at stressing me out I never would have had any.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Damn, Stargate SG1 is legit an amazing show.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There are two things that I would like to make absolutely clear: 1) I DO NOT want to talk about how my day is going. 2) You should never trust that it's just a fart.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a South Park fan, you wanna guess what I was yelling at the Harley riders that were blocking the intersection? Pathetic attention-seeking assholes
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"You say you don't believe in God, but you keep saying 'omg' and 'G.D.', so if you keep using his name, maybe you really do believe." Sure sweety. And the fact that I reference Sleeping Beauty when talking about the kind of spinning wheel I want means I think that fairy tale is real too. Idiot.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oona found the new baby chicks. She's an excellent baby sitter.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ive been saying for years that I wish I knew how the Indian place down the street makes such absolutely amazing chicken tikka masala. Be careful what you wish for is all I can say. Lol
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just thought the characters in my show were ridiculous for not realizing what was obviously going on, and then I remembered that they hadn't seen the episode yet, and it was my 12th time.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My mom's having brain surgery in a week and I'm more stressed about having to share a waiting room with my truly terrible, toxic, and occasionally violent sisters. They are a large part of the reason I'm pro-choice...because I wish they'd been aborted. For the record, I'm 47, they're 56 and 68.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just in case you ever wanted to know what a German shepherd looks like when she smells her xmas presents, here you go. Look at that smile. What a brat.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gawd, cigarettes are gross. I really enjoyed the one I smoked at new years, but I hated how my mouth tasted afterwards. I've tried to have the odd one since then, and put them out after a drag or two. I've now thrown out the rest of the pack.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let's all hate this disgusting piece of shit together, shall we?
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm ready to start going into random waiting rooms across the town and unplugging any TV that's on faux news, then walking out to be on my merry way to the next one.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The police in Stockton, California are perverts and pedophiles! They use their millions of dollars worth of surveillance drones and they look in your windows! They look at your kids! They look at you! Inside your home. In your bedroom Stockton police are corrupt perverts and pedophiles.
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God @thegodshow.com · 31/08/2026
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trying to mentally prepare myself for the marathon of cooking that is a cassoulet. French cooking is WAY too fussy for my tastes. Give me rustic Italian or Mediterranean any day. Cassoulet though. Damn.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
JuSt GrOw YoUr OwN hErD oF cAtTlE.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just discovered brandy and soda water, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.
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Eliza 7777777🌟 @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it. But seriously!!!
A comic of a Black woman with a disgusted facial expression snatching the grim reaper's scythe out of his skeleton hands and saying, "GIVE ME THAT!"
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If I'm going to cry again tomorrow about a death, they'd better be tears of joy!
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everybody form a circle around Ian McKellen and if you see the universe coming, start throwing hands!
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 26/08/2026
As a young gay kid in the suburbs who loved old monster movies, Rocky Horror saved my life more than once. It made me feel understood, part of a community, and part of a longer history. I, and many others like me, am here in no small part because of Tim Curry’s fearless, exhilarating performances.
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thebestlancifer.bsky.social @thebestlancifer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I swear to Atheismoe, the next time I ask someone if they know of a [insert business] and they send me screenshots of a goddamn Google search I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Bitch, do you think I can't Google on my own?! I'm asking YOU for a rec. JesusGoddamnedChrist!
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