David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 5hI always love it when a comic surprises you, taking a premise that sounds bad and completely subverting your expectations. The last time I remember it happening was Weapon H, which made an excellent story out of "what if The Hulk was also Wolverine?" This week, The Amazing Venom did the same. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It would be crazy if people just started mailing bags of dirt to Schmitt's offices, I wouldn't want to encourage such behavior, especially not to office 404 of the Russell Senate Office Building or any of the Missouri locations listed on his Senate website. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That's the most emotional Black Arrow I've ever seen. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cannot believe PAC is gone. We just saw him. We JUST saw him. 070
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All Out is gonna be a banger and the sold out crowd is gonna make it even better but the promos tonight have just not been it and this Minneapolis crowd is dead. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why's the stuff you learn about dogs always "they're prone to heart problems" or "half of them get cancer" and not like "eventually they start talking" or "some of them can fly." 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's too bad the whole "my gimmick is that I have an occupation" era of pro wrestling ended because I would love to see the wrestling web developer, wrestling Uber driver, or wrestling barista. We really missed out on wrestling "guy who's got a lot of potential but hasn't put it all together yet." 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If Lauren Boebert just wanted to have sex and make money there are ways she could have done so without it becoming a problem for the entire nation. 022
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The logical cap for this #AEW story is for Will and Andrade to team up and face the Alliance to End Will Ospreay in a triple-layer cage match. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hearing that police are surrounding Mitch McConnell's home, acting on a warrant for Elaine Chao's arrest for corpse theft. 021
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today is a somber day we should use to reflect on the causes of and how to prevent Sudden Neck Explosion Syndrome. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today is a somber day we should use to reflect on the causes of and how to prevent Sudden Neck Explosion Syndrome. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh man poor Excalibur, it sounds like getting through that was not easy. R.I.P., Butcher. #AEWDynamite 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"We deemed he wasn't a flight risk, and, you know, in the traditional sense, we were still right." 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Me: "Do you want to go outside?" Rhodes: "No, I'm snoozin'." Me: "Are you sure?" Rhodes: "I'm sure! Snoozin!" Me: "Ok, then I'm going to put on my pajamas. You understand?" Rhodes: "I get it, Daddy!" Me: "Ok, shutting everything down." Rhodes: "Ok." Rhodes: "...." Rhodes: "Guess what." 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The PS5 FFVII: Revelation CE appears to have already sold out so I guess I'm just not getting the game. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If AEW is truly for the sickos, then we will get Mercedes Monè vs. Kenny Omega. 120
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Even smiling makes my face ache.static.klipy.comRocky Horror: Even Smiling Makes My Face AcheALT: Rocky Horror: Even Smiling Makes My Face Ache 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We've lost Dolly Parton and Tim Curry back to back. This has been a somber 24 hours mediated only by knowing both of them lived lives that led to them to live 80 years and leave people wanting more. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I remember tearing up one day driving home with a rerun of America's Top 40 on the radio. Casey Casem told a story about a child who made her way to the Grand Ole Opry and got on stage, amazing everyone with her voice. "And that little girl... was Dolly Parton." 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026HOMES won't work for remembering the Great Lakes anymore, so everyone get used to the new acronym, SHAME. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hearing Trump is back in the hospital. We gotta do like a reverse spirit bomb, everyone raise your arms and take as much life force away from him as you can. 030
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Please," the leopard begged, "please, I can't eat any more, I can't, I can't eat any more faces." "Lol," replied Trump, "lmao." 030
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026AEW World Champions: Chris Jericho: 5'10", fair enough Mox: 6'4" Kenny Omega: 6' Hangman: 6'1" CM Punk: 6'1" MJF: 5'8", that does fit Bryan Danielson: 5'8", that's 3 Samoa Joe: 6'2", not white Swerve Strickland: 6'1", not white Darby Allin: 5'8", 4 So 4/10 champs, 2 of which were huge in WWE. 011
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ok so talking about Trump's nurse Natalie Harp riles these people up, got it. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026No need to worry about Amazon destroying physical books to train AI, because soon AI will have all the info for you, and even summarize it! For instance, did you know "The Jungle" was about how labor oversight practices are unnecessary as long as we have quality meat from your local Whole Foods? 040
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I've decided which political position to run for; Speaker of the House. Nothing says the Speaker has to be a representative. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm thinking of running for office. Which office? I don't know. All I know are my policies. 🧵 110
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Man I would have believed it if Perry had won that match and we were guaranteed a new champion after All In. #AEWDynamite 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My dad sent me a video about how Christianity is cool and good, also it's Islam and progressives actually to blame for everything and if this changes my YouTube algorithm I'm declaring a crusade on him. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Recently taking Lexapro for my anxiety has felt like that child's aspirin in Osmosis Jones fighting Bill Murray's super ebola. 130
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Ok the 21 Buckshot Lariatplex is an awesome tag finisher. #AEW 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You can tell a lot about where a person is in life by how they feel about the song You Can Call Me Al. 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026How do you have Mahershala Ali come TO YOU wanting to play Blade and completely whiff the easiest slam dunk in movie history. This is the biggest MCU fuck up. Bigger than Secret Invasion being made or Armor Wars not. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Musk really does have a face only a sledgehammer could love. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My dog, who has been taking her chemotherapy drugs in a pill buddy for nearly two months without a problem, has now decided they're an affront to her sensibilities and I don't know how to explain to her that she needs them to live. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My beagle when I wake up early: No father, a simple pee right outside the door will suffice, and then back inside for contemplation. My beagle when I'm thirty minutes late: Daddy, if I don't fully examine every place I've ever seen a rat in my life I will never be happy ever again. 020
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"Solution is simple. Pagliacci - " "But Doctor, I am - " "Don't interrupt me. Pagliacci is a new antidepressant from AstraZeneca. I'm prescribing you 20mg to start. Now get out of here, I've got to see some other clown." 000
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I hear Hegseth can tell testosterone levels by taste and intends to personally test every male soldier. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Saw this old movie called "Planet of the Apes," loved the twist at the end that the planet had already been visited by the French. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What a terrible economic climate we're in, the average income of DC's male prostitutes just plummeted. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Man I can't believe that dude in Maine who's been repeatedly outed as a villainous creep turned out to be that thing I just said. 010
David @thebestdavid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Had a good long conversation with Mitch McConnell today as he sat propped up in my passenger seat so I could drive in the carpool lane. 041