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Beemz 🎟️

@thebeemo.bsky.social
777 followers 546 following 2.3K posts

They/them, bad at social. Barista ☕️, Puerto Rican 🇵🇷, Virgo ♍️ ass lover🍑, non binary🏳️‍🌈, married👬

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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I mean I understand it works but I hate that doing a diet and exercise is working and I’m starting to see a difference.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trunk or treat has killed trick or treat
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Commenting on Reddit for people to check out my coffee shop when they ask for coffee recommendations teehee
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish overwatch ultra skins were the same price as normal skins but you just pay for the option to have skill/kill effects.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do people think they can just bring their dogs into a cafe like it’s not a health code violation
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lazy Dog Relaxing on Carpet
ALT: Lazy Dog Relaxing on Carpet
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stress shopping for a wedding outfit for tomorrow
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Devastating day. When I found out my birth time was two hours later than what I was told changing my rising sign from Capricorn to Aquarius 🫠🫠🫠
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hate when I ask what milk for their latte and they say regular. Like bitch regular for who.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why tf did I have to log back in?
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My cousin is posting Bible vs on Instagram notes. So I’m posting my overwatch stats
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s okay. Be boldly incorrect. Keep it up. It’s great look.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Honestly agree
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What do you mean Alex Horne is working with game changer
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If I was famous I would reach out to my fav lil influencers and be like collab? Like constantly
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
iPhone text convo between me and a straight friend (SF)
Me- hey baby boo thang
SF- hey playa what it do
Me- Did that make you smile?
SF- Sure did
Me- Fag(cry laughing reaction)
        Lmao
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
God I love calling straight people fags
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s so frustrating to try and find Puerto Rican flower stuff when it’s called “Flora de Maga” and you just keep getting political shit
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m at that age where I might get a shoe horn. It just seems so convenient
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Am I crazy for buying the exact same water bottle so I can have two 50oz bottles for work because the water at work doesn’t taste right to me
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Every single game I’ve opened today has had an update
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bless this heating pad I bought cause fuck I’m cold as shit
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I only realized when someone same birth year was like I just turned 37. And I said oh fuck
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I got to the point where I forgot how old I was.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Woke up to being added to my husband family text chat. I just left lmao. I’m sorry but there’s like 2 people in there I don’t want my contact info
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Wym I have to get a bottle of water at McDonald’s and not just a cup of water because it doesn’t come as a combo???
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love going to cookout and ordering a quesadilla tray with a side of two more quesadillas
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have rare but semi kinda shirtless photo that I actually like
Beemz in a open shirt photo. Wearing blue swim trunks phone in face sunglasses and a peace sign.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Have rare but semi kinda shirtless photo that I actually like
Beemz in a open shirt photo. Wearing blue swim trunks phone in face sunglasses and a peace sign.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Made a joke comment on a Palia reddit thread lmao -4 See this is why I stopped playing you guys are no fun
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me and the husband going on vacation for the first time ever where it’s just us.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Feeding the girlies as I call it by restocking pads and tampons at work
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I only have 2 keys one for work one for home. They look different and yet you’d be surprised how often I get them mixed up
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I deff meant taint lmfao
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think people should send chode pics. Like no balls no hole just chode
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Putting asmr on the big screen is wild
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I really don’t understand customers who don’t understand to order at a register.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Customer: “can I use the restroom?” Me: yeh go peepeepoopoo bru
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think it’s funny that out 4 out of 5 who liked this I’ve seen photos of.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
‘Amphibia’ creator Matt Braly speaks out against the use of AI in animation: “If you need to partner with AI to get a greenlight on your project, it ain’t worth it.”
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My sexuality? Nosey I wanna see what you got but I don’t wanna do anything with it
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wtf is this heat
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Where’s my drink? My diet Dr FUCK”
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’m so tired of hearing straight Christian men debate religion
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The way I texted my very low-contact mother a happy Mother’s Day and she didn’t respond means I’m free from doing it again
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I hate that you have to pretend to sleep long enough till you actually fall asleep
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A bloomfie looks warm. I dunno how to describe it
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My animal crossing gooning spot. With a tissue box a magazine and coconut oil for lube and not a jizz jar.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I was playing a random phone game and one level had a QR code and I scanned it and it was a Rick roll.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A price tag can makes something so cute look immediately ugly
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