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Beemz 🎟️

@thebeemo.bsky.social
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They/them, bad at social. Barista ☕️, Puerto Rican 🇵🇷, Virgo ♍️ ass lover🍑, non binary🏳️‍🌈, married👬

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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
iPhone text convo between me and a straight friend (SF)
Me- hey baby boo thang
SF- hey playa what it do
Me- Did that make you smile?
SF- Sure did
Me- Fag(cry laughing reaction)
        Lmao
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Have rare but semi kinda shirtless photo that I actually like
Beemz in a open shirt photo. Wearing blue swim trunks phone in face sunglasses and a peace sign.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Have rare but semi kinda shirtless photo that I actually like
Beemz in a open shirt photo. Wearing blue swim trunks phone in face sunglasses and a peace sign.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My animal crossing gooning spot. With a tissue box a magazine and coconut oil for lube and not a jizz jar.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Me being excited about new shoe inserts. My old shoe inserts.
A crusty dirty disgusting pair of shoe inserts.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
And with that I’ve finally finished my critterpedia.
Animal crossing new horizon screen cap.

“I’ve completed my diving collection!
That’s deep. Real deep.”

My ACNH guy holding a spider crab.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
No because they flag some stupid shit. Like why is this being flagged lmao.
A whacky arm waving inflatable tube man throwing it back being flagged for sexually explicit content.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Was trying to talk to a villager and then bam panic running to a place I knew for sure was open
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I think my fav part of making these beanies is balling up my excess yarn. It’s so simple but I find it fun.
A yarn ball spinner. A darker blue wool yarn. 

In the background is the great British back off on the TV
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I got it.
My animal crossing me with a walking stick bug.

“I caught all the bugs!
What do I do with this net now?”
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The way I really popped my bussy with this Happy Home Paradise build. Theme was cozy coffee house.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The way I’ve been playing animal crossing since I woke up.
My animal crossing island 
Villagers
Sprinkle, dom, poppy, mallery, chief, Annalise, Alfonso, Marshall, Cherry, Julian

Dream address: Da-8685-7361-4087
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I just have a thing for pokemon. Call me gay 🤷🏼 #nintendoreview
2025 Nintendo review
13 games and 202 hoursMy gaming style
Action 37%
Role Playi no 33%
Party 9%
Racing 9%
Adventure 8%
Shooting 4%Top played games 
Pokémon legends ZA 56 hours
Pokemon Scarlet 44 hours
Hyrule warriors age of imprisonment 29 hours
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Happy having a day off after being the only manager in town for the holiday season and working non stop so I wouldn’t abandon my team
Beemz in a dark grey hoodie and their yellow hat they crochetedz they look tired af. Also they got gaming headphones on because instead of sleeping they are gaming.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I wanted to crochet a beanie. And I ended up doing the whole thing.
A mustard yellow beanie. Also is a wrapper of those strawberry old lady candies
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
When your mother in law knows your fav candy and gets it for you every year
Coastal bay
Hard candy
It’s the strawberry wrapped candy you really only find from old ladies
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Made a lil bb tonight
A crochet mushroom with a red cap and tan body and cute lil eyes. He fits safely in my palm.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Omfg I finally found a boba tea that I enjoy. Holy shit
Inotea drink. Bubble tea sea salt coffee with tapioca pearls
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This emote skin combo is fully sending me
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
After working one of the busiest weekends 3 days straight. I’m going comfy today
Beemz in a red pair of joggers in a black hoodie and a baseball hat. In the background you can see their yorki mix being a loaf
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 36
Beemz in a yellow hoodie selfie. Fingers up to face they be cheesin
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I made a redemption thanksgiving dinner. And I’m so happy I did.
A plate of mac n cheese, Garlic butter mashed potatoes, turkey roast. And the classic Puerto Rican dish of arroz of gandules.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
So I guess I love crocheting?! I bought a woobles kit and just really locked in and started to finish and it’s very enjoyable.
A light blue crochet narwhal. It’s a woobles kit.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
MY GOD I LOVE HIM
Giant slowpoke Funko pop
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Drop some ANIMATION
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy birthday! Here is papo doing a sniff today.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
These are them btw :) If you haven’t seen Helluva Boss you should
Fizz and beelzebub youtooz from helluva bossMoxxie and Millie youtooz from helluva boss
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Me everytime I going to the Magenta Zone in Pokemon ZA
ANTM teleprompter challenge.
Tiffany from cycle four saying “can you say magnetic?” When it was supposed to be magenta
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Welp
Beemz holding a switch 2 version of Pokemon legends ZA
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Good morning bluesky.
Beemz shirtless in a mirror selfie
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Okay so these are WAY bigger than I expected.
A brief keychain it’s blue with white stitching. It’s the size of the palm of my hand
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Eeeee almost done with this half sleeve
Fine line tattoo half sleeve. Lots of geometric shapes with stars sounded by dots in a circle. Theres lines with three circles stacked in the bottom circle is a fox that is giving a side eye. Followed by more horizontal lines and variety of flower fillers.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Here’s my face. I’m going live. Playing Borderlands 4. But you won’t see my face cause I png. Twitch.tv/theonlybeemo
Beemz in a car wearing a lavender hoodie. It’s their husbands hoodie and this was quickly snapped to show that they stole it from their husband.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I mean 👀👀👀
Another set of briefs keychain but camo
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I did. Teehee
The smollest pair of briefs. They are blue and they are not for wearing they are for your keys.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This Harlowe build for borderlands is cracked. I don’t even have good gear for it.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Tell me why I always make dick lattes for the conservative white males that come into the shop.
Latte art in a cup where one side has a over flow part that makes the whole thing look like a dick
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Here we are 36 today. Took the day off to enjoy some borderlands 4.
Beemz in a tan beanie golden blonde curly hair poking through the front. The shocker hand because that’s the only pose they do.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
What do you mean the TWO STATS I NEED I DONT GET ANY BOOSTS IN THEM
Relic from honkai star rail. The boost in states when into def and effect res but not crit rate and crit damage
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Husbands birthday is tomorrow so since we’re both off today I gave him his gift today. Been working on this for months and finally got it together.
Papercraft Arcanine in a black frame with a white boarder and black background.
Holding the frame is a person in a pink hoodie and black shorts.


Medium- cardstock
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Oooooooo bitch I just made the juiciest porkchops
Two porkchops cooking in a cast iron
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
10 years ago. My pole fitness era
Beemz doing a half flag pose doing pole fitness.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Good morning bluesky
Beemz in a yellow shirt in a bathroom mirror selfie.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Wallpaper time! What’s your phone’s lock screen?
Pink background with a cyberistic robot in a robe. Has horns and a blue shredded cape.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I wanted to have a good day today so I put effort into my outfit. Only to just have a shitty day. So like eff trying I guess
Beemz mirror selfie. In a vertical striped button up black and cream colored. A necklace and blue shorts.
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
What is happening a 2nd shiny today???
Shiny petilil pokemon go
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I can’t get enough of this one
A girl who’s showing both Bob and Vagene. 

Aka her cleavage looks like a vagina
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
AYEEEE LETS GOOOO
Shiny green sandshrew from pokemon go
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Beemz 🎟️ @thebeemo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Omg a lil chest? I’m a slut
Beemz layin down in a green plaid button up but like buttons undone to show the babiest chest.
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