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The Beastly Dude

@thebeastlydude.bsky.social
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I am still madly in love with Lindsay Lohan, pro wrestling, NASCAR, Miami Dolphins, Pepsi Mango, & masturbating. aka El Americano con Queso, Male Giggalo

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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Takeshita vs Okada is a way better build than Cody vs. Drew. #aewworldsend
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The creepiest part of watching WWE from Saudi Arabia is that there's no women in the crowd right now.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
What's wrong with WWE? While AEW graces with artistic masterpieces like Okada vs. Omega, we are stuck with Gunther vs. Has Been Goldberg.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Holy hell, Ron "The Truth" Killings hit it out of the park with 4 minutes. Wow! #WWERaw
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/06/2025
*taps the sign*
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The California National Guard and Trump's ICE regime forces attacked unarmed US citizens, protestors and media, with tear gas, smoke grenades, and pellet rounds. They pushed them into the street and declared a 'unlawful assembly', a violation of people's first amendment. #StopICE (📹@JamesQueallyLAT)
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why is Bron Breaker and Bronson Reed cosplaying The Secret Hervice on #WWERaw
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I can't be the only one who thought the SNME main event was going to be the tag match.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
@meidastouch.com I think this could be a brilliant idea
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
John Cena and Randy Orton are fighting tonight for the last time. They have been fighting for 25 years. That's more than half my life. I have been watching these two fight for more than half my life. Jesus!
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Nice! Been watching GCWs Vegas shows on Triller Plus
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am now at 22 hours of wrestling watched since Wednesday
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
At 13 hours of wrestling watched
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I am watching Butterbean fight Grandpa Murder while it is being reffed by "Silver Fox" Dan Severn. What a wild 2025. #WCSupershow
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Hours of wrestling watched Wrestlemania week (Wed-Mon) so far: 4 hours
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
@meidastouch.com considering China holds a large amount of treasury bonds and hasn't cashed them for preferable trade terms, should we expect China to cash their bonds soon?
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Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
One problem with the idea of reserving due process for law-abiding people is that due process is how we figure out which people are law-abiding.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Ranch is the vanilla of dips.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ask not what you can do for your country, but what has DonOld Dump done to lower egg prices on Day One. -Benjamin Franklin
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a poster with a chicken and the words we need eggs on it
Alt: a poster with a chicken and the words we need eggs on it
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Blue Hawaiian Monster Zeros are so good.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I lived long enough to see John Cena become the villain.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The toughest part about getting old is sitting on your balls.
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a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
Alt: a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You know Gene Hackman is one of the best when you can hear this scene, with a generic answer, and it still lives in your head.
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Replacements Gotta Have Heart GIF
ALT: Replacements Gotta Have Heart GIF
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Orange Cassidy is such a great wrestler. #aewdynamite
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oatmeal suppositories are not the answer.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Lancaster, CA
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
One of the best new thing about my morning is there's a baby bunny in the desert who just kinda sits out. I don't go near it but it doesn't seem to scared of me. But it's just so cute and I wanna pet it.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You may be evil but you're not evil like me. I purposely leave empty Bic lighters out in the wild to give people hope that it might be good.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
it's super windy in my home area today. I was going to my bus and this veteran, he had a vet hat on, lost a bunch of paperwork as it flew in the wind. I could have saved some but I noticed the truck he was next to had a Dump/Vance bumper sticker on it, so I let it go.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Bunnies out in the desert
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A U.S. airliner collided with a Blackhawk helicopter just days after Trump dismantled a key aviation safety advisory committee, leaving it without members previously responsible for examining airline and airport safety issues.
Trump cuts safety committeeDozens killed
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Styles Clash
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
At this rate, Pete Hegseth will be responsible for 50+ air collisions between DC civilian aircraft and Blackhawk helicopters over DC. When will it be too many? #impeachHegseth #arrestHegseth
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ice covering the remains of a small desert fire from November.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Why am I giving you my genius for free when I can just substack it?
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I smoke too much weed. I saw this earlier and thought it was a blunt saver to take blunts on the road with you.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I love Celsius Energy Drinks. The trick is to sip a little bit and then breathe in the flavor. It's so tasty. Galaxy Vibe and Astro Vibe are my favorites to do this with.
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
AEW has been among the top streamed live sports events on Max since the deal started, FightfulSelect.com has learned
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/01/2025
We shall fight them in the comments. We shall fight them on the subreddits. We shall fight them on Substack and on Bluesky. WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!
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Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Nazis
We shall never surrender!
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 24/01/2025
Since he's been in office (less than a week): egg prices up, gas prices up, Nazi salutes up
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Political PJs 🇺🇸 @politicalpajamas.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Make sure the seniors in your life know about this ***Trump Blocks Medicare's Efforts to Create a $2 Prescription Drug List*** www.thinkadvisor.com/2025/01/21/tru…
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Trump Blocks Medicare's Efforts to Create a $2 Prescription Drug List
He also declared that any new or pending regulations may go through some things.
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Chris D. Jackson @chrisdjackson.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🚨BREAKING: @DouglasEmhoff reportedly confronted Bruce Fischer, Sen. Deb Fischer's husband, at the inauguration, saying, “Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?” This came after Fischer declined to shake VP Harris's hand but attempted to greet Emhoff. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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nico @nicoxrette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Y’all, I was right- the vibes on TikTok are rotten. ‘Free Luigi’ comments used to be everywhere, but now? Boom, instant removal. Luigi’s not free, and neither are we. TikTok is the bad place. #tiktok #censorship #thebadplace
TikTok screenshot depicting a community guidelines violation for commenting free Luigi
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Angles matter.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Saving for posterity
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Your new avatar
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sometimes I get upset when my raw genius is not recognized in real time.
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The Beastly Dude @thebeastlydude.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'd probably lick it.
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