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The Bearded Unicorn

@thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social
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I don’t exist. At least, not so you’d notice. Stuff from my brain may appear here.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He raped kids. Possibly still does. No consequences. Falling asleep isn’t really on the same level as
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Supreme Court gave him immunity
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Fingers Crossed
ALT: Fingers Crossed
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Horse What
ALT: Horse What
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everything Trump touches dies.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s pronounced ’Fronkonsteen’
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In 5 years time it won’t be.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He’s yet to get what he deserves.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s what the whole Globetrotters did for possible, but what they forgetting you it’s still baseball which is fucking tedious. 
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every single one of them went in the hole.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It was 5 years ago. Why is it only breaking news now?
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
‘Beef’
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There’s a lot of steps down from those boxes.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If the Sirens were good looking, they wouldn’t need to sing.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Whole Tournament has been a mess. Too many games, inconsistent timings, unnecessary hydration (advert) breaks, massive travelling for many teams, curious refereeing and presiding over it all like a shit Caligula is Infantino.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There’s no way outsourcing parenting won’t produce anything but well adjusted and productive adults.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Onay.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Legaly not allowed in.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Horse and stable door. Davos was probably the most surveilled place on earth last week.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Independence is only taken. Never given.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Which God? There are thousands.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Independence is only ever taken. Never given.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
They won’t lose it. It’ll be your fault you went to the wrong airport
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Narrator voice “she had never checked”
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
And owned by a foreign government
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
RIP
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
All Crypt0 is a Ponzi scheme.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Why does the British government and the BBC maintain accounts on a platform whose owner has called for the violent overthrow of the British government?
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It’s owned by the people who own them.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
She started out with millions and has most of it left.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Also ‘not on offer’
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
They would if they could
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Johnson and Fatgarbage’s hatred of each other is well known. Boris won’t join Reform as long as Slimy Nigel is there, and Nigel won’t give up the publicity (and the money)
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I still say baynall for ‘banal’
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Pedro Pascal & Jack Black?
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Scrabbling desperately to get back Reform voters.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Frog faced foghorn of ignorance.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Because a child’s right to life isn’t in the Constitution.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The vests didn’t work
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
‘Would consider’ is not the same as ‘would do’. They don’t have a name yet.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Fight back. Fly this flag.
An England flag with the words I’m not a bell end printed on it.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Astronomers
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a hat that says " wayne 's world "
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says " wayne 's world "
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
No consequences though.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hastings 40 years ago or most towns in Devon and Cornwall now.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
And it doesn’t even mention Prince Andrew
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Because the sort of person who would do something like that, is one of his supporters.
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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
It won’t matter. There’s no such thing as accountability in the USA anymore.
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