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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Why does the British government and the BBC maintain accounts on a platform whose owner has called for the violent overthrow of the British government?

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

You do realise that pedophiles don’t just quit because they’re President. Trump STILL fucks kids.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Baristas deliberately get people’s names wrong so it gets posted online.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Salads are great as long as you add food.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

To whoever told the genie “I want the racist with the fake tan dead” 1) be more specific 2) you have two wishes left.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Releasing the client list is meaningless. I want trials. No NDAs. No settlements out of court. Accountability.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

98% of radio DJs (&100% of club DJs) should talk less and play more music.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

If Biden was in the Epstein files it would be on every lamppost in the USA.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Any MP who changes party should automatically trigger a by-election. People voted for your PARTY, not you, you arrogant fucks.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I think Em Arlott could be the successor to Katherine Brunt.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

It’s a sign of how bad things are that someone tries to set fire to Starmer’s house and nobody’s sure if they’re a Labour supporter or opposition.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Can’t we just start a Crowdfund to have him shot? For real this time.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

If you voted Reform Ltd. and now you’re going to a VE Day commemoration, you don’t understand irony. Farage wouldn’t have been on the Allied side in 1945, and he isn’t now.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Just heard helter-skelter on the radio by The Beatles, so when do we start killing celebrities?

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

If any other country was doing what the USA is doing now, the USA would invade to ‘restore democracy’. Except Russia or Israel obviously.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

If Epstein were still alive today, Trump would have pardoned him.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Just seen a tweet from Liz Truss “Looking forward to my first day overseeing the Electrical Grid in West London”

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It would seem the checks and balances built into the system in the USA don’t work. Take to the streets.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Given that every accusation is a confession, and his mentions of Hannibal Lector combined with his general state of health, it’s entirely possible to conclude that The 🍊🤡 is a cannibal. Pass it on.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

What the USA needs now is a von Stauffenberg.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

If (when) the Tangerine Shitgibbon and his pet MuskRat get ‘taken care of’ the line of people claiming responsibility will stretch for miles.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Trump has no mandate. Talks about Ukraine without Ukraine are worthless. 🇺🇦🇺🇦

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Peace talks between the aggressor and a third party only are invalid. More performative nonsense from 🍊🤡 and his boss.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

The final of the American football seems nowadays to be a support act for the halftime show, which is in itself a support act for the adverts.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I clean my glasses. They appear clean. I put them on. They need cleaning. Repeat until dead.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Content creators: Stop holding lapel microphones in hour hand like a tiny mic. It makes you look stupid and undermines the message.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

So does Drumpf’s immunity extend to actions taken outside the USA? Asking on behalf of the International Criminal Court.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Boycott USA Buy Canadian Vandalise Tesla.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

My feed seems to be 70% political and 30% cats. Less politics more dogs please

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

So if T-rump revokes citizenship from the children of immigrants (which he is) then he’s not a US citizen so can’t be President. Problem solved.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Imagine being against equality and inclusion. Now imagine saying it out loud. Now imagine you’re a Government spokesperson. You don’t have to imagine it. It’s happening in America. Shame on them. Boycott the USA.

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The Bearded Unicorn @thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Octopus’ Garden. Yeah, I’m THAT guy.

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