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Pajamas Ryan

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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18h
I remember that episode.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18h
My son is always like "what are you doing when you stay up late?" And I lie and say "grown up stuff." Like, I'm reading a Thesaurus and getting excited when my dog acts like a dog*. *You'd think, reading a Thesaurus as we speak, I could do better than saying "dog" twice in a row.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18h
Ok guys. Waffles hasn't caught shit in his life. I love him, but I can throw cheese at his mouth and he'll somehow dodge it. He just woke up from deep sleep, ate a moth out of the air and walked off. So I think my dog is haunted.
A cute dog on a bed
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 18h
The best thing about getting old is I know now that I was a handsome guy back when! I just never believed it. Everyone in these comments is saying the same things. Try your best to believe it. Also: I'm an old guy who saw a Book It shirt & needed to mention personal pan pizzas. They were amazing.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you have to wear the whole getup to parent/teacher conferences so they'd recognize you?
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We know.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unless he can afford the fuel for his time machine, I think we're in the "prior."
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't even think it'd be fucked up. I just think both dudes would be incredibly jacked.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess I'm an enemy now?
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now she wants to stay.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning, stupid.
An elderly, overweight cat on the shoulders of an aging, out of shape human with a toothbrush in his hand
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh wow. I'm way more upset about this than I probably should be, but reading is so important in our family. I can't imagine putting my son in front of a tablet, having software ape my voice so I don't get to read to my biggest love in the world anymore and still call it "parenting." Yuck.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
weeeee
The scene from RoboCop where Dick Jones is introducing ED-209, but this time instead of Dick Jones it's the super scary lady from the presser. it's fine. It's not hilarious or anything, but it's pretty good.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Uh Okay Butt-head
ALT: Uh Okay Butt-head
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Send this boner back to Bicycle Safety Town.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been evangelizing for this book for ages. It scratches a very specific itch VERY well!!
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love both performers, but I want more Lee on AEW. Speedball will likely take it (and it'll be excellent), but that's my two cents. Lee Moriarty rules.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pat "The Broken Clock" Ryan strikes again!
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've worked at a lot of places. All of them have had Fantasy leagues. I don't watch any sports, so I've always politely declined and cheered on my friends. Being a friendly coworker is an obligation. I've never felt pressure to play, sports fans are normal humans. Looks fun, it's just not for me.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not a Death Riders guy, but that clip floating around makes me love them for what they do for other people. It's really neat. Wrestling is cool.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhy can't I get this taste out of my mouth?! I need to gargle with magma. Sparkling water isn't helping AT ALL.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, fuck it, I can't drink this.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have once again made myself a cup of decaf Instant Coffee and it still super sucks.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We're so proud of our boy," said Ma Inferno, talking about her other son.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you want new movies for free your library card is also a Blockbuster card.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was waiting outside like it was a midnight release party on IL Early Voting day. Sounds like a joke, but we're all very tired.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm reading my first Western novel. I decided to start with Lonesome Dove because that seems like the right one. Pacing is slow. Meandering, like an old storyteller whose mind is going, but you like his voice. I'm not gripped yet, but I'm keeping the paperback within reach. I'm at least interested.
Paperback copy of Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just one guy on the world wide web, but I would personally buy one.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Get in the boat, Robot!" "Beep-boop!" "We need to travel through time but this time we need to do it on a boat so we can time travel through WATER!!" "Beep-boop!"
Small wooden robot and small plastic velociraptor in a toy speedboat
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's terrified of Pritzker because calling him fat doesn't hurt his feelings.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, chorizo and eggs will always be the best breakfast food, but some days just one big honkin' brochen with some cheese and a black coffee can be magic.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Satnam has really improved. He's moving a million times quicker, and his matches are far more dynamic than they were. I may never buy his tshirts, but he's putting in the work and it's paying off. #roh
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck yes Trish Adora. Everything about her is perfect. #roh
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
VINCE RUSSO MAD LIBS 1) Noun __________ "A fuckin' (1)_________ on a pole match, bro."
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Janai Kai vs. Queen Aminata was the match people needed to see Kai in. Needs to be someone brutal or she comes off as awkward. Aminata also makes her opponents look incredible, even as she crushes their skulls. #ROH
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For context: Heaven is a dance club.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS ISN'T QUITE WHAT WE REMEMBER HIM FOR, CBS
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a dad, my heart just exploded. As a former little kid: HELL YEAH!!
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isy Casio AE-1200, the "Royale" is you get it in metal. Feature packed watch for $40 that beats the pants off of your smartwatch. It has this awesome feature where, no matter how many times you text me, I will never be notified.
Casio AE-1200 digital watch
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching the Munsters with my son because he wants spooky stuff. This is literally the best setup for a show: Perfectly normal monsters and their horribly disfigured niece in world of dangerous weirdos. It's just brilliant work by Pat Priest being the fulcrum of the joke and she NEVER MISSES.
static.klipy.com
Besos
ALT: Besos
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Dinosaur and Robot. They're associates, not friends. They just work really well together. And they're time travelers. Buckle up, losers, playtime just stopped being nice and started getting REAL.
Small plastic velociraptor and small wooden robot
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aminata vs. Hart was VIOLENT. Aminata is one of those wrestlers where I actually think she's permanently injuring her opponent. It's also why I'm a fan of hers. #aewcollision
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Goddamnit.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gooooo Emily Rose and Joiya Blake!! #aewcollision
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best part about them is that they are fun in any configuration! They're no strangers to missing members, so they'll weather the storm!
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Rascalz still stand out as a massive loss for TNA. A stupidly talented stable with the easiest to cheer for gimmick AND they're pretty young. Bananas, but LOLTNA.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Myron Reed match?! Once again: exactly what I want on Saturday night. #aewcollision
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually, fuck belts. Let's have the Bang Bang Gang seek out money matches and consistently win them. They no longer care about belts because they're rich now. More non-belt storylines! #aewcollision
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People are real judgey about not reading that wall of text. Like, look guys, I don't want to be a little high and half a bag of oreos deep either, but here we are.
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Pajamas Ryan @thebadpatryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking of moderately stupid: the beautiful Kings of Saturday Night, The Bang Bang Gang!! I don't care if they win or lose just keep them on my tv screen every week. Pure excellence. #aewcollision
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