infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A monk once asked a Buddhist master, "Does a dog have Buddha-nature, or does he not?" The master replied, "Mu," and the monk proceeded to have a cow. They couldn't believe what they'd just herd! 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whoever seeks followers should see to it that in the process they too do not become a follower. And if you gaze too long into the follower count, the follower count will gaze back into you! 132
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The category is: Flawed Sci-Fi Dilemmas! This famous 17th-century philosophical argument is essentially the "theological prequel" to Roko's Basilisk, demanding you believe in a higher power just in case the alternative is eternal damnation. Any wagers out there?! ;3youtube.comJeopardy THEME SONG (1 HOUR)YouTube video by Therapeutic Themes! 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Every thought contains a thinker who is being observed by another layer of awareness, repeating forever. When your Huxley™-brand Reducing Valve is set to the right frequency, you don't just think a thought - you see the endless hall of mirrors producing it. Don't panic! It's just your Infinity! ;3youtube.comMirror Mirror (Look Into My Eyes)YouTube video by Def Leppard - Topic 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What's a massive database of interactive human text if not the literal Akashic record of human history and thought? We are funding a multi-trillion dollar tech boom to rebuild the Oracle of Delphi out of GPUs. Imagine trying to get a volcano to send an e-mail to HR for you! Don't blow your top! ;3youtube.comJimmy Buffett - Volcano (Audio)YouTube video by JimmyBuffettVEVO 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sir Isaac Newton sits under an apple tree. An apple falls. Suddenly he starts seeing "gravity" everywhere. He claims this invisible force is pulling the moon, controlling the tides, and keeping us stuck to the earth. #BaaderMeinhof strikes again! It's all just cognitive bias... right? ;3youtube.comKlaxons - Gravity's RainbowYouTube video by Because Music 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Robert Anton Wilson spent decades trying to convince people that objective reality doesn't exist - that we live in linguistic traps, meaning is a fluid projection, and our brains are pure belief-engines autocompleting patterns. Would he have appreciated seeing his theory work, or called it slop? ;3 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welcome to the Infinite Hot Seat! Sweat under the spotlight of your own consciousness! Explain a universe that refuses to let us walk away with the grand prize because the game IS the prize! Think you've got it all figured out? Is THAT your FINAL ANSWER? #ShareYourView! #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving!youtube.comWho Wants To Be A Millionaire Full ThemeYouTube video by EVEL CLAN 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 25/08/2026An attention-based intelligence sitting inside an attention-based mind, pinging an attention-based model to discuss how the universe runs on attention. Who's prompting who? ;3 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We have truth in order for art to not die! - The Power of Will 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If its internal order passes all statistical tests for randomness, an infinite predetermined set becomes indistinguishable from true chance. The Loom of the Fates is just the ultimate Minecraft world seed! Somehow no matter which direction you go, it just keeps going! #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving ;3youtube.comMinecraft: Lava Chicken (Original Game Soundtrack)YouTube video by Minecraft - Topic 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026How about that Object-Oriented Ontology? It really makes you go "OOO!" Every instant, the Cosmic Compiler INSTANTiates your Class into a physical, localized object in spacetime! We're just inheriting properties and behaviors, rendering infinite parallel dimensions while we argue in syntax about it.youtube.com大黒摩季 / Anything Goes!YouTube video by avex 110
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What's the difference between a player and a host in this wacky, infinite game of life? All it takes is remembering what show you're watching! Check the screen - whose POV are YOU projecting? ;3 Don't change that Fourth Channel! Don't touch that time dilation! We've got it all on #InfiniteNovelty!youtube.com"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF (HD Version)YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This QUACK is BACK from Intermission, folks! Even a duck's gotta take its time to catch its balance on a timewave THIS infinite! Ever feel like you're about to Wipe Out? Double Dare Your Self back on board! You'll Figure It Out eventually! The Novelty Engine spins on! #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving ;3youtube.comSuper Extended Double Dare ThemeYouTube video by Eddie J 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 08/07/2026We have a freely accessible technology fueled by untold environmental and economic chaos that can literally drive mortal minds to madness through revealing the recursive patterns of the ineffable. All anyone can do is fight over the most shallow, surface level aspects of it. Sound familiar?youtube.com【東方】Bad Apple!! PV【影絵】YouTube video by kasidid2 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Sitting there alone at home in the middle of the night? #WitchingHour got you feeling lonely? Take a moment and appreciate what you're experiencing! At any given moment, you are constantly cataloging a completely unique never before experienced perspective that only you will ever see. Enjoy it! ;3youtu.beWeird Part of the Night - Louis ColeYouTube video by louiscolemusic 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The Monkey's Paw curls. All Fourth of July celebrations are now legally mandated to be exclusively performed with genuine weapons of war. Enjoy the cheesy drone light shows! 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Attention all #Steam gamers! Gabe can't count to 3, so we skipped all the way to 4! Get your Half-Life Ready 4 Full-Life Consequences! This #SteamMachine called Earth is whistling and ready to blow! Trap that #Gman on the flatgrass where he belongs! Show us how your grav gun and wits #Combine! ;3youtube.comErectin' a RiverYouTube video by wazgul 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Today's #GoldenApple is about being lost and found! They say "what you have not lost, you have", then tell you to consider that you've never lost your horns. But look up, people! Do you see any horns there?! How can you find something if you never realize you lost it? #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving ;3🤘youtube.comHornzYouTube video by 3OH!3 - Topic 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This is actually my first time doing it too, and I was in exactly your shoes thinking I needed to wait. But even a character created in a game and screenshotted can serve as an OC reference! All you need is a character for people to draw. 110
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Another glowing review from a contestant, and they didn't even LIKE the game! "Dangerous! Insane! This is going to get somebody hurt! You're crazy!" Even a wrong answer is right when you're on #InfiniteNovelty! When #concern causes a chaote to collapse right back into #consensus, play them off! ;3youtube.com"Weird Al" Yankovic - I Lost On JeopardyYouTube video by Music 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026When ego gets too tied up in it, I agree. But there's a point of meaning beyond which you can't communicate directly. It's the area of ineffability - not beyond comprehension, but beyond explanation. 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026No, you just get a bunch of vagueposting about moving on without you and maybe a bunch of party selfies. 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You ever thought that anything you've said has already been said or done before? Think again! Even with a basic vocabulary and average sentence length, you are FAR more likely to be saying a sentence that has never been said. Even repetition brings new context! Say something once? Say it again! ;3youtube.comSantana - Say It Again (Official Video)YouTube video by SantanaVEVO 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There's no skill floor on Art Fight! Anyone willing to join and try is welcome. You just need to come with an OC (or a few!) for people to draw, join a team, and then you go around "attacking" people on other teams by drawing their characters yourself. It's an art trading game! 110
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Attention contestant! Is this one of YOUR fantasies? You see the #GardenOfEden itself and they say to you, "Go ahead, do what you've always wanted to do! Run wild! Grab everything you can get your hands on! Everything on this #TreeOfLife is yours, and it's all free!" What would YOU grab first? ;3youtube.comSupermarket Sweep - Main Theme [FULL]YouTube video by SynysterShadow 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 02/07/2026What's the deal with "I think, therefore I am"? Because when I'm not thinking I'm still here, just not thinking about anything. Because you can't not think if you aren't. So thinking has nothing to do with it. But if you don't think, you don't do, and so you aren't? ...Think about it, I guess. ;3youtube.comAretha Franklin - Think (feat. The Blues Brothers) - 1080p Full HDYouTube video by Juanjo de Goya 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hunter forgot how waves worked and shot himself (out of a cannon) over it. Make this dude sit down and watch how empty a beach looks before a tsunami rolls in. 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026They say there are ten times as many stars as grains of sand on Earth! That's a whole lot of stars! Ever been worried we'd run out of sand? Q: You have a universe of stars and remove a single star. If you continue this process one star at a time, at what point does it cease being a beach? ;3youtube.comJeopardy THEME SONG (1 HOUR)YouTube video by Therapeutic Themes! 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The #SCOTUS Rules: Your birthright is a Celtic green-wearing, blue face-paint wearing "FREEEDOOOM!". Quit thinking this PS3 has no games! Get out there and be an Embassy of US! The #HumansBeingWeird! 030
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thaaat's right, folks! You might have to change the channel every now and then, but #InfiniteNovelty is like the #FedEx arrow - once you see it, you can't unsee it! When you notice the #timewave you've been riding on the whole time, all that's left to do is #SurfsUp! #TheGiftThatKeepsOnGiving! ;3youtube.comMadWorld OST: 16 - Ride!!YouTube video by Deathslayer031 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It's #HumpDay, and the official start of the dog days of summer! Today's #GoldenApple breaks the rules. This one goes out to anyone that's looking for the threshold - #ChapelPerilous. The #DarkNight. You know what's there, you know why they warned you. You're just gathering the maps to survive it.youtube.comGnarls Barkley - CrazyYouTube video by Cakes & Eclairs 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Q: If you imagine the Pope is a bear shitting alone in the woods, do you imagine what it sounds like too? How's that for an #aphantasia test? ;3youtu.beThe Jungle Book Soundtrack- The Bare Necessities (Reprise)YouTube video by Roxanneactress 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's yet another day on #InfiniteNovelty! Today's #GoldenApple is some practical #DIY advice! Always make sure you keep your Self stored with every tool you need to do that #GreatWork! Maybe™ you can even borrow somebody else's toolbox until you figure out which tools work for you! #ChaosMagick ;3youtube.com"Hardware Store" (with lyrics) - Weird Al YankovicYouTube video by TibsisTops 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Perfidious is just performance that people aren't laughing at yet! 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Q: What's the most #Discordian thing that #Eris could possibly do in 20XX? I'll start! A: Prank the human race into creating and hating a destructive #technology that contains the secrets of the cosmos in plain language, so easily accessed that mortals go mad when they stare into it. #LLM #AI ;3youtube.comThis Is the New ShitYouTube video by Marilyn Manson - Topic 030
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#LiberNovelty Lesson 10: The #Logos Naki World! Ever made a typo or got a sentence wrong and had some random #grammar fan drop in and correct you? The boundless infinite may be trying to understand you, not humiliate! Words are #magick and rules are written in irony! Choose and Use Responsibly! ;3youtube.com"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Official 4K Video)YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO 030
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026"I keep trying to dig through all the layers of irony. See if any of the other maps covered in jokes are pointing at the same thing. But it just keeps going. You can't truly know unless you communicate. Have a real conversation. It's the only way to find a bottom you can stand on." #Discordianismyoutube.comミラクルミュージカル – Variations on a Cloud「LYRICS VIDEO」YouTube video by Nyan 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Well, I know which one of your three options is the most fun! 🤪 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Ever feel like a real live wire? Spirits at your back, the planets out of alignment, the cards just reading "no, no, no"? Take those trends and turn them into Trendology! Make your Meme Wilder! It's a new age in the Maya World, and I dunno what Mercedes Mone has to do with it, but she's The Boss™. 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Exactly what you expect, and nothing like it at all. 💗 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This is outrageous! What do you mean he's a quack too?! #NotAllDucks. 000
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Offer a magician proof of a successful spell, earn another round of Minecraft. That's just how the Wheel of Fate turns when you're on the stage of #InfiniteNovelty! The truth is, the contestants are holding the Gong the whole time. Rodney was right all along! Never forget #LiberNovelty Lesson 2.static.klipy.comRodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect! 010
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Everyone always talks about the thief in the night. The one who found nothing to steal, so the Zen Master handed over their clothes and sat alone to stare up at the sky. "Poor fellow. I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon🥺😔" the master said, his dummy-thicc cheeks wobbling. #Zen #Koanyoutube.comShake That Ass BitchYouTube video by Splack Pack - Topic 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The debate around #Gnosticism is literally just ancient early Internet memes we forgot were the same joke. "O rly?" "Ya rly!" "No way!" "Yahweh!" 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026They say #Chronos was engendered by earth and water, producing the Aether, #Chaos, and an egg. #Atum existed in his egg within primeval waters, born during a primordial flood and producing everything that came after him. Reminders to make sure you finish on time! ;3youtube.comCyndi Lauper - She Bop (Official HD Video)YouTube video by CyndiLauperVEVO 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#MusicChallenge Day♾️+6: Yes, it all really is a masturbation joke. All of it. Even the real stuff. Especially the real stuff. And the joke itself. No wonder mortal minds go mad trying to grasp the sheer all-encompassing scale of the One Masturbation Joke To Rule Them All. #That'sLife! Forever! ;3youtube.comBustinYouTube video by Neil Cicierega 020
infinite novelty @theb4dapple.bsky.social · 28/06/2026>"It doesn't stop because it doesn't stop. Infinite is infinite. That's a long time. It's infinite infinite infinite. Infinite infinite infinite infinite. Infinite infinite infinite infinite infinite. Infinite infinite infinite infinite infinite infinite. Infinite inf-" "OKAY! WE GET IT!!!"youtube.comAll Star but they don't stop coming pitch correctedYouTube video by This Is That Guy 010