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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn

@theasolver001.bsky.social
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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mario is taking a selfie with a cell phone .
ALT: mario is taking a selfie with a cell phone .
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
//shit. 😔
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
//damn I'm dead😔
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
//heh!
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"Shit."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"Give me your skin."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"No. Problem. Giggle :D"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"Me. When Emo teen: giggle."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Mmmm. Monke."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"Giggle."
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DESTRUCTION WITHOUT REASON @ant3nnast0he4vn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
AND @theasolver001.bsky.social ! //
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
PFH EVERYONE HAS ONE NOWADAYS HUH?//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"You're surviving because. Dust isn't that fun."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Give me. Three reasons."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
//:3
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
" . . . . "
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"What do. You want? Annoyed tone."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"What?"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh and I drew the funni crown btws
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Considering he made it for me lmao.
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
And I have permission from Nova[the person who made it] for the artwork btw.
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
[Check alt for what's on the funny board in background]
Cyn log #40k: subject orks.
It appears these things make the saying "they're as dumb as bricks" seem redundant because if you put these guys next to a brick, the brick will have a higher IQ then them. The only similarity they have with orcs are the green skin, brutish nature, and 3 of the 4 letters. They are actually alot like mushrooms they send spores into the air and bam new orks are born. These guys actually have one of the LEAST corrupt governments I have EVER seen it's just biggest and baddest ork rules the band. They are shockingly content with life. And it appears they have a form of reality warping that they subconsciously use because they're too dumb. Ex. They believe the color red makes things go faster and thus when they paint things red somehow it makes it faster. This allows them to make things that SHOULDN'T even work to begin with. And also makes their squad leader bigger and badder somehow too because of the whole reality warping. I could get behind that life of chilling and just beating up other orks ngl. 
end of log.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 01/12/2024
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#CynSupreme has begun! :]
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
"Shall we?"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
"I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let's. Change that."
This kinda goes hard ngl - K-Dawg
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Damn. And Cyn doesn't even know who he is. O7//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Reeallll!!!//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It will be joyous day when that happens.//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"What."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Frankly I wanted too. But uh..... yeah I'm no where near ready to do serious ass shit rn.//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"Huh? I am just. Using a speaker? I am not even physically here right. Now."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
That's pretty understandable. She is kinda just a gag villian now.//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yea. Cyn got a little stupider since last time//
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"What even happened there?"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"Did.... he just die? I was not even nearby.. confused tone."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"I do not remember. Dying to a purple thing. I do remember dying to. A robotic blue hedgehog after. Murdering his wife. Honestly you are just as. Pathetic as before. You cannot. Even remember what killed me."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"Well. I lived. Cope."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Wh"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Played. A roblox game. How the. Hell would a Zombie Cyn. Even. Work?"
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"I wish you. A terrible day. Of birth. Laughter."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
//hey stinkies.
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Ughh therapy."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"How. Are you. Fleshbags and. Scrap heads. Doing today? I hope. It is. Bad for you."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
"Initiating meme."
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a picture of a cartoon dog with the words but i lived written on it
ALT: a picture of a cartoon dog with the words but i lived written on it
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"Oh. Excited tone. The creepy. Spaghettis are fighting. Popcorn eating sounds.mp4."
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"Curious tone."
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