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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn

@theasolver001.bsky.social

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

"Me. When Emo teen: giggle."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

"Mmmm. Monke."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

[Check alt for what's on the funny board in background]

Cyn log #40k: subject orks.
It appears these things make the saying "they're as dumb as bricks" seem redundant because if you put these guys next to a brick, the brick will have a higher IQ then them. The only similarity they have with orcs are the green skin, brutish nature, and 3 of the 4 letters. They are actually alot like mushrooms they send spores into the air and bam new orks are born. These guys actually have one of the LEAST corrupt governments I have EVER seen it's just biggest and baddest ork rules the band. They are shockingly content with life. And it appears they have a form of reality warping that they subconsciously use because they're too dumb. Ex. They believe the color red makes things go faster and thus when they paint things red somehow it makes it faster. This allows them to make things that SHOULDN'T even work to begin with. And also makes their squad leader bigger and badder somehow too because of the whole reality warping. I could get behind that life of chilling and just beating up other orks ngl.
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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

"Shall we?"

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

"I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let's. Change that."

This kinda goes hard ngl - K-Dawg

(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

//hey stinkies.

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

"How. Are you. Fleshbags and. Scrap heads. Doing today? I hope. It is. Bad for you."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

"Sorry for. Being gone. Had to. Wake my crown. Up. Smile. Anyways. What did. I miss?"

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

"Because. This is. Fun. Giggle."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

"Well. this is. interesting. Curious."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

"And I'd do it again."

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(C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn @theasolver001.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

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