The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 12hWhy is WFAN in New York still employing a man in Craig Carton who is now also working for a white supremacist outlet in Outkick? 110
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 14hI need to know what possessed Fox to decide that the most hated man in American sports was a good candidate to give an unprecedented and absurd contract to call games and then still needed to advertise it repeatedly. No one watches for the broadcaster. That’s like watching an MLB game for an umpire. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 16hGotta love hearing the “Hoo-Hoo-Hoo-HOOSIERS!” chant all the way from Piscataway on the broadcast. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t even worn your Toronto Maple Leafy hat. 010
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fuck Jed Hoyer. I’m going. To bed. You’re not ruining another light further you fucking cocksuckers. 020
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dansby Swanson being Dansby Swanson at the wrong fucking time to Dansby Swanson. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What the fuck is Matt Shaw doing in the lineup tonight?!! 000
Reposted by The Argo Piratehorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026applying this LIBERALLY 3293
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This day has sucked enough. Pulling the plug. Someone call me if the Cubs stop filling their pants. Or don’t. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Woman in the second row of this game, behind the kid, hasn’t watched a single play of the game yet. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s been a long day and I fucking hate The Eagles, man! 071
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why the fuck is Jack Roslovic taking a face off when Matthews is on the ice? 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t care if it works or not (I do, but…) I love that Hockey Bob is on the Leafs. Always loved the dude, glad I get to truly root for him this year. 001
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Elvis Merzlikins?! Are you fucking kidding me. What the fuck, Leafs! 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Looking up and seeing this makes me realize that high definition television may have been a mistake. 110
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lee. Beebe. Impressive game from that man. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gotta love it when the play action fools the camera man. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OMFG. Say “bend but don’t break,” one more time… 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026TBH, that was the best possible outcome Northwestern could’ve hoped for on that drive. 010
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Did Cignetti call a timeout just to chew out the referee? 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026And then they play Dammit by blink 182 and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES! 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fox has since pissed away all goodwill by using that with this pedophile outro to commercial. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Interesting song selection by Fox for that Aaron Rodgers career statistical overview. Heart Full of Black by Burning Brides. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I did not have a Minus the Bear commercial outro on my bingo list. 010
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Take a drink every time the Super Bowl! * *this is a joke. I am not responsible for your inevitable alcohol poisoning if you actually do this. 010
Reposted by The Argo PirateSuper Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He’s going to take this well 2133
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026AJ Brown grew up a Patriots fan? I knew I hated him for a reason all these years. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Price needed to stick to the gap. Tried to break it out for a large gain instead of following the blocking for 2 and half and the first down. Welcome to the NFL. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mike McCready?! LFG! The anthem should only ever be done on electric guitar. 000
The Argo Pirate @theargopirate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. 000
